Shymm3x:


Lol. You know you're my favourite android app, right?

And since you told me you have got the most complete package ever known to mankind, I've been on smash.

So what's better than giving a nyggah the green-light to test drive the package to see how it works?

Most complete package ever known to mankind. Lol sounds like 8th wonder of the world.

Test drive? just when you were looking like a nice guy.

andromida:


Most complete package ever known to mankind. Lol sounds like 8th wonder of the world.

Test drive? just when you were looking like a nice guy.

Lol. Aren't you the 8th wonder of the world, with a body shaped like the number 8 and blessed abundantly in the right places?

I'm a nice guy but I do have my moments where I get super liberal.

Shymm3x:


Lol. Aren't you the 8th wonder of the world, with a body shaped like the number 8 and blessed abundantly in the right places?

Won't fall for this.

Shymm3x:

I'm a nice guy but I do have my moments where I get super liberal.

Now this yummy.

Like seriously bro,me nd u hv smtin in common. The only thing i tink we should do is not to be afraid.. Confidence is wat i tink the problem is because you see girls aint that hard. If you see thier face it would look as if they tough to get but the answer is no.. Just be courageous thats all

andromida:

Won't fall for this.

Lol. There's nothing to fall for, android. Just expanding what you alluded to about ya package with an illustration that fits the bill.

Now this yummy.

Now, this is nice. Anything yummy makes folks lick their lips - I guess I should be expecting you to want to have a taste of me, no?

godoluwa:
@op & the rest sex starved dude, visit the nearest brothel to enjoy yourself. nonsense!

No matter how sex-starved I am I'll never do that. My papa taught me better than that.

Rubbish OP rubbish thread. Wonder why farano hasn't closed it yet!

Shymm3x:


Lol. There's nothing to fall for, android. Just expanding what you alluded to about ya package with an illustration that fits the bill.



Now, this is nice. Anything yummy makes folks lick their lips - I guess I should be expecting you to want to have a taste of me, no?

Hmmmm what do you taste like?

andromida:


Hmmmm what do you taste like?

I taste like honey and the honeypipe should make you ask for more.

That's yummy, yh?

Shymm3x:


I taste like honey and the honeypipe should make you ask for more.

That's yummy, yh?

Too bad I skip sweet things these days.

andromida:


Too bad I skip sweet things these days.

Oopps

andromida:


Too bad I skip sweet things these days.

Honey is good for ya health. Not sugary lol.

Shymm3x:


Honey is good for ya health. Not sugary lol.

I hear you.

andromida:


I hear you.

Lol. Oya, come over and give papi chulo a kiss.

I wanna give you a massage on that ol'big batty. What say you?

buy vasline and get a fast internet

Shymm3x:


Lol. Oya, come over and give papi chulo a kiss.

I wanna give you a massage on that ol'big batty. What say you?

Err I don't recall telling you anything about batty.

andromida:


Err I don't recall telling you anything about batty.

Shymm3x:

Lol. Oya, come over and give papi chulo a kiss.
I wanna give you a massage on that ol'big batty. What say you?

And it gets more interesting

Missy89:
buy vasline and get a fast internet

Vaseline is not even important, normal hands cn do jst fine

Durent:
Vaseline is not even important, normal hands cn do jst fine

friction?

andromida:


Err I don't recall telling you anything about batty.

Part of the total package, alie?

If the batty ain't saying nothing, you can't really call it total package.

fraustratedfowl:
this is no joke. in fact, i wanted to raise this issue since but kept it to my self. now i can't bear it any longer.


OK, i let me put it plain, i want to sex a lady, but don't know how to meet them. what exactly should i tell a lady? i need help. how do i woo a lady? should i walk up to her and tell her i love her and want her to be my girl friend or what?

You lost me at this. You misogynist. A girl's not a trophe, you'd do well to remember that. Heck you probably dont know her name, until she tells you. Then you want to sex her ?!

I could almost relate with you at the beginning. See this girl in my MAT class i find attractive but dont know how to approach her, one cause she's never alone, two, i suck socially, but i want that to change..I dont even know her name(we're freshers). Im also introverted. But why did you have to go offrails, why do you want to sex her ?

Shymm3x:


Part of the total package, alie?

If the batty ain't saying nothing, you can't really call it total package.

Like i am strawberry and you like vanilla Doesn't take away from the total package just makes you want different.

andromida:



Like i am strawberry and you like vanilla Doesn't take away from the total package just makes you want different.

What took you guys so long. I was following

in another news Nna bros defiles 7yrs girl

andromida:


Like i am strawberry and you like vanilla Doesn't take away from the total package just makes you want different.

Lol...are you insinuating that only the front package is supremely blessed?

Err, I can always take that, if the face is cute and belly is flat.

At least you still have something I can hang on to.

Shymm3x:


Lol...are you insinuating that only the front package is supremely blessed?

Err, I can always take that, if the face is cute and belly is flat.

At least you still have something I can hang on to.

Interesting what a shift.

andromida:


Interesting what a shift.

Lol. You should know I love both strawberry and vanilla - both are the two most important elements of the supreme package. I just talk about the vanilla more often cos that's what separate my black queens from the rest. But I'd take ya strawberry and put some Ds on the vanilla to get it popping. Shyte, as a hustler every little penny counts.

So what are you saying - wanna join my team for the banana flavour?

Shymm3x:


Lol. You should know I love both strawberry and vanilla - both are the two most important elements of the supreme package. I just talk about the vanilla more often cos that's what separate my black queens from the rest. But I'd take ya strawberry and put some Ds on the vanilla to get it popping. Shyte, as a hustler every little penny counts.

So what are you saying - wanna join my team for the banana flavour?

Now I am lost I don't know what banana flavour means.

andromida:


Now I am lost I don't know what banana flavour means.

Lol. My android is feigning ignorance.

Ever had honey and banana smoothie? - that's the pseudonym of the mutombo that will evaluate the strawberry.

Anyway, I need a description of the strawberry. Can dem thangs secrete enough for a big bowl of cocopops?

Shymm3x:


Lol. My android is feigning ignorance.

Shymm3x:

Anyway, I need a description of the strawberry. Can dem thangs secrete enough for a big bowl of cocopops?

andromida:

Loool. Now my android is shy. Word to Diana King - I don't like shy girls.

Don't worry, I'm going to get a room soon and you should enjoy the honey and banana smoothie. Everyone likes it.

Darn! Let me get a soundtrack to this. Nobody afi know.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13p5Lw4E_Ww