Durent:
look at his mouth so u want to spoil dis small girl ba...Oya Ladyboss1 leave dis thread, u didn't see anytin okay?

she's d 1 dat want to spoil ooo

General3620:
she's d 1 dat want to spoil ooo

lol, Hw fa na. How was ur waec result?? Hop it was okay

Walk up to any girl of ur choice, greet her, introduce urself and ask her for her name, tell her u ve been seeing her around the area u saw her if she lives around there, depends on the answer she give u, ask her without being shy if she would be kind enough to give u her number as u won't mind adding her on whatsapp, that u want to be her friend and possible chat better with her on whatsapp, she might tell u she doesn't do whatsapp, don't worry probe further by asking her username on Facebook if she doesn't mind giving u that u spend most times online and from time to time u might want to chat with her there. After maybe a week of all these that is if u re successful by the above steps then move to step 2, that is telling her u wish to take her out on a date. If she give u d go ahead, take her to a decent eatery joint, buy her what u know ladies like to eat, take her out for short strolls in ur neighbourhood from time to time, then move to step 3, invite to ur crib, tell her u re a good cook that u would like to cook for her, 99% of ladies I ve dated fall for this. She will surely come, my brother I no fit tell u what to do next o, na u hold knife for one hand and yam for the other so na ur business wetin u do next, the ball is now in ur court.

Lest I forget don't be scared of any girl, even if she is d daughter of Dangote, do the needful and leave the rest for God. Men are moved by sight and beauty but women are moved by spoken word. All the best

Durent:
lol, Hw fa na. How was ur waec result?? Hop it was okay

twas nt jst ok bt perfect

General3620:
twas nt jst ok bt perfect

thk God.
wat school did u write da exam

fraustratedfowl:
this is no joke. in fact, i wanted to raise this issue since but kept it to my self. now i can't bear it any longer.



to start with, am a young guy, fun to be with. i am somewhat an introvert but not fully. any person very close to me will find out that am lively, funny and a talkative, but i have one problem; i dont know whats wrong with me, any time i see a lady i like, i just can't approach her and tell her how i feel. i can talk to ladies jokingly about anything, but when it comes to making her my girlfriend, i feel fraustrated because i just can't! the words are there but cant pour it out.

am fraustrated because am staying alone and need a girlfriend but cant approach a lady. Conji is just killing me here!

OK, i let me put it plain, i want to sex a lady, but don't know how to meet them. what exactly should i tell a lady? i need help. how do i woo a lady? should i walk up to her and tell her i love her and want her to be my girl friend or what?

living alone is not easy. I've thought of ways to get busy,but common, if you understand well, no matter how busy you are, as a growing up young guy, that urge and sexual drive will always come. For me, anytime i want to sleep at night, that would be when this conji will catch me like a thief

i thought of visiting prostitute house to have it with them, but since i was born i never supported such an idea because they are saying many things about them, like they'll take your destiny, etc.

thank God for the internet and a place like nairaland, if not i cant relate this to someone face to face.


don't mind my typing, i as am writing this, am fraustrated!








please i need matured advice, no insults please!






NOTE: no body should come here and preach for me!
i know the Bible very well, but it seems like this conji is getting outta hand


advice me strictly on how to get a girl friend and get down with her!

Observing...

Durent:
thk God.
wat school did u write da exam

u wunt even knw d skul even if i tel u cux u dnt knw all d schools in nigeria

mikron:
do the needful and leave the rest for God.

You are funny!

General3620:
u wunt even knw d skul even if i tel u cux u dnt knw all d schools in nigeria

aaah, tel me 1st bfre u start concluding na

Durent:
aaah, tel me 1st bfre u start concluding na

Federal polytechnic staff school Bida Niger state

Durent:
You are funny!

My broda how I go do na

Durent:
da guy is a wasted cun.t, he just joined NL today nd has already started postin nonsense i'll teach him to behave online

fraustratedfowl:
tired of that tin. it kills i swear! i need a real lady

Na diz kind thin dey cause all those raping.. very soon dem go hear say u don rape 9yrs girl... beta go carry Ashawo

General3620:
Federal polytechnic staff school Bida Niger state

wow, am actually a student of federal poly bida nd i know da staff primary nd secondary school very well.how comes i no know u ? .did u do art or science

LadyBoss1:
Pls wts d meaning of konji

Konji in naija means dick

Durent:
wow, am actually a student of federal poly bida nd i know da staff primary nd secondary school very well.how comes i no know u ? .did u do art or science

hmm,master know evritin,so u knw all d student in staff sch?

General3620:
hmm,master know evritin,so u knw all d student in staff sch?

yes, bcuz i go there very well nd i knw almst all da staffs in staff quarters.

Durent:
yes, bcuz i go there very well nd i knw almst all da staffs in staff quarters.

huh! u knw d staff's too,ok watx d real name of d lecturer called "NUMBER 1"?

General3620:
huh! u knw d staff's too,ok watx d real name of d lecturer called "NUMBER 1"?

can u imagine..wat concern me wit primary school staffs? Am talkin bout da polytechnic staffs

Durent:
can u imagine..wat concern me wit primary school staffs? Am talkin bout da polytechnic staffs

he's nt a primary skul staff,he lectures at d main polytechnic and he lives in d staff quater's

starlingslimnet:
Konji in naija means dick

Ok lol finally know d meaning

General3620:
she's d 1 dat want to spoil ooo

ahhh abeh oh

Durent:
Dis qirl, u too ju go nd mature nd come back, u hear?

Not knowing the meaning of a word
Doesnt make u mature or not lol wth r u saying

General3620:
he's nt a primary skul staff,he lectures at d main polytechnic and he lives in d staff quater's

Guy, i dont know him ohhh it depends on his dept, me am electrical... Do u knw baba oyeniyi

LadyBoss1:

Not knowing the meaning of a word
Doesnt make u mature or not lol wth r u saying

Any mature babe shud knw da meaning of konji, btw its not dick ohh, dat poster dey lie.. Its sexual urge, when ur pussy dey scratch u nd u need dick u understand?

I want to advice this guy.I was like this when I was in junior class but not anymore since am an adult now. You can't take rejections, you are so scared of The rejections response you would get from a lady you like. You don't imagine the words to woo a lady coming out of ur mouth. First start talking to girls you don't like, girls you don't have any feelings for at all it would help you break barriers of approaching women

Note that CONFIDENCE would get you any lady because all women breath on the CONFIDENCE of a man

LadyBoss1:
Ok lol finally know d meaning

lol....so you being don't know before

starlingslimnet:
lol....so you being don't know before

Haba im in uk we dont use dat word nau
How i go take know .. Even d other day had to find out the meaning of maga .

LadyBoss1:

Ok lol finally know d meaning

Conji doesn't mean dick.

"Conji" means the buildup up sexual frustration of having not had sex in a long while such that the guy believes that his sperm is totally "congealed"..hence the word.."Conji"

And hey!... Goodmorning missy.

LadyBoss1:

Haba im in uk we dont use dat word nau
How i go take know .. Even d other day had to find out the meaning of maga .

No wonder you are wise......

kannymoore:


Conji doesn't mean dick.

"Conji" means the buildup up sexual frustration of having not had sex in a long while such that the guy believes that his sperm is totally "congealed"..hence the word.."Conji"

And hey!... Goodmorning missy.

Morning hun lol
So dey lied to me .. Chai thanks jare
Cuz u know everytime i see topics with konji i dont comment cuz dont know wt dat means
Hope u slept well

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