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Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:09am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:she's d 1 dat want to spoil ooo |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:13am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:lol, Hw fa na. How was ur waec result?? Hop it was okay |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by mikron(m): 1:23am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Walk up to any girl of ur choice, greet her, introduce urself and ask her for her name, tell her u ve been seeing her around the area u saw her if she lives around there, depends on the answer she give u, ask her without being shy if she would be kind enough to give u her number as u won't mind adding her on whatsapp, that u want to be her friend and possible chat better with her on whatsapp, she might tell u she doesn't do whatsapp, don't worry probe further by asking her username on Facebook if she doesn't mind giving u that u spend most times online and from time to time u might want to chat with her there. After maybe a week of all these that is if u re successful by the above steps then move to step 2, that is telling her u wish to take her out on a date. If she give u d go ahead, take her to a decent eatery joint, buy her what u know ladies like to eat, take her out for short strolls in ur neighbourhood from time to time, then move to step 3, invite to ur crib, tell her u re a good cook that u would like to cook for her, 99% of ladies I ve dated fall for this. She will surely come, my brother I no fit tell u what to do next o, na u hold knife for one hand and yam for the other so na ur business wetin u do next, the ball is now in ur court. Lest I forget don't be scared of any girl, even if she is d daughter of Dangote, do the needful and leave the rest for God. Men are moved by sight and beauty but women are moved by spoken word. All the best 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:23am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:twas nt jst ok bt perfect 1 Like |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:29am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:thk God. wat school did u write da exam |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by BiafranAvatar(m): 1:31am On Aug 26, 2015 |
fraustratedfowl: Observing... Just Say The Name "BiafranAvatar" |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:35am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:u wunt even knw d skul even if i tel u cux u dnt knw all d schools in nigeria |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:36am On Aug 26, 2015 |
mikron:You are funny! |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:37am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:aaah, tel me 1st bfre u start concluding na |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 1:49am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:Federal polytechnic staff school Bida Niger state |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by mikron(m): 2:06am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:My broda how I go do na |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by mikron(m): 2:17am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent: |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by IamChuks(m): 2:31am On Aug 26, 2015 |
fraustratedfowl:Na diz kind thin dey cause all those raping.. very soon dem go hear say u don rape 9yrs girl... beta go carry Ashawo |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:13am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:wow, am actually a student of federal poly bida nd i know da staff primary nd secondary school very well.how comes i no know u ? .did u do art or science |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:33am On Aug 26, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:Konji in naija means dick |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:38am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:hmm,master know evritin,so u knw all d student in staff sch? |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:42am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:yes, bcuz i go there very well nd i knw almst all da staffs in staff quarters. |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:46am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:huh! u knw d staff's too,ok watx d real name of d lecturer called "NUMBER 1"? |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:51am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:can u imagine..wat concern me wit primary school staffs? Am talkin bout da polytechnic staffs |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 7:54am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:he's nt a primary skul staff,he lectures at d main polytechnic and he lives in d staff quater's |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:03am On Aug 26, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:Ok lol finally know d meaning |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:05am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:ahhh abeh oh |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:06am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Durent:Not knowing the meaning of a word Doesnt make u mature or not lol wth r u saying |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:08am On Aug 26, 2015 |
General3620:Guy, i dont know him ohhh it depends on his dept, me am electrical... Do u knw baba oyeniyi |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:10am On Aug 26, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:Any mature babe shud knw da meaning of konji, btw its not dick ohh, dat poster dey lie.. Its sexual urge, when ur pussy dey scratch u nd u need dick u understand? |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by ojesoj(m): 8:14am On Aug 26, 2015 |
I want to advice this guy.I was like this when I was in junior class but not anymore since am an adult now. You can't take rejections, you are so scared of The rejections response you would get from a lady you like. You don't imagine the words to woo a lady coming out of ur mouth. First start talking to girls you don't like, girls you don't have any feelings for at all it would help you break barriers of approaching women Note that CONFIDENCE would get you any lady because all women breath on the CONFIDENCE of a man 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:16am On Aug 26, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:lol....so you being don't know before |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:21am On Aug 26, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:Haba im in uk we dont use dat word nau How i go take know .. Even d other day had to find out the meaning of maga . |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by kannymoore(m): 8:22am On Aug 26, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: Conji doesn't mean dick. "Conji" means the buildup up sexual frustration of having not had sex in a long while such that the guy believes that his sperm is totally "congealed"..hence the word.."Conji" And hey!... Goodmorning missy. 1 Like |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:24am On Aug 26, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:No wonder you are wise...... |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:30am On Aug 26, 2015 |
kannymoore:Morning hun lol So dey lied to me .. Chai thanks jare Cuz u know everytime i see topics with konji i dont comment cuz dont know wt dat means Hope u slept well 1 Like |
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:47am On Aug 26, 2015 |
From your gist you want a woman that will service you and relief you of conji? Make life easy for yourself there are different levels of prostitutes find the level that will suit your needs. If you want the types that will give you the illusion of romance you might like to try runs gals that way you get to feel like you are in a relationship, get serviced and pay the chic. A win win for everyone. 1 Like 1 Share |
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