There is a concise expression that the
measure you give is the measure you
shall receive. (garbage in, garbage
out).

Before I start, I want you all to know
that no matter how we try embellish
pre-marital se x, it will never change
the fact that it’s EVIL, so all ye
Pastors, relax your mind because this
is not to lure people into premarital
$ex (make una no quote Bible for my
head oooo)
And lastly, if you are bereft of good
comprehension skills, kindly meet
with your neighbour(s) with good
comprehension skills for better
explanation
Here I go
5 Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies
After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys
make research before wooing you?
Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a
few numbers of people who know
you well but may not be in talking
terms with you. When he gets a
negative report like, that babe sure
gan oooooo, na so she dey park men
up and down.. My dear, to be frank,
if he doesn’t have church mind, he
will also want to mark register

2. She’s Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful
lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with
padded br@ and p@nt will
definitely bite her fingers at the end
of the day. If he later gets to know
that your bosoms and buttocks are as
flat as 2B exercise book, never blame
him if he dumps your a$$ aftermath
of love making

3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about
being virgins. If you lie about being
a virgin and he later gets to know
that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan
expressway after two years of
celibacy. He will definitely zoom off
at Usain Bolt pace.

4. She Turned Him Into A Maga
My research and finding have shown
that when a guy pays your bill out of
his kind gesture and he realizes you
go about telling people that he’s a
maga. He will treat you like a money
(use of banaba) and waves goodbye
the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them
tough time but your shakara must be
done with moderation or else, your
excess pride, shakara and yanga will
make him dump your a$$ after the
deed. He might just like, upon all my
stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no
be she I bleep so ? Upon say she
make everything hard as LASU Post
UME exam.
Drop your Comment. DAYVIDD_DRIZZLE

OP, please organise your content for easy readability. Change the font color to black

it's not too late to adjust the false tales...............

Nice list...dat number 2 got me cracking to d extent dat I mistakenly slapped my uncle




Number 6: When u realized she's not good on bed as she claimed especially when she can't give u different styles than missionary style

N:B...Elephant style is my best style in $ex

good points o but I was actually expecting something much more educating and sophisticated, at least something we don't know already.

waiting for the bants

Dis is d dumbest post I ever read on NL mtcheeeeew

Pamelayoung:
Dis is d dumpest post I ever read on NL mtcheeeeew

The lagoon isn't far though

rottennaija:
OP, please organise your content for easy readability. Change the font color to black

Done

myqel:
Nice list...dat number 2 got me cracking to d extent dat I mistakenly slapped my uncle




Number 6: When u realized she's not good on bed as she claimed especially when she can't give u different styles than missionary style

N:B...Elephant style is my best style in $ex

Brother , you run a brothel?

Pamelayoung:
Dis is d dumpest post I ever read on NL mtcheeeeew

dear pamela.. its pronounced *Dumbest*

devonpaul:

dear pamela.. its pronounced *Dumbest*

The P in that "dumpest" stands for the Problem she has

Dayvidddrizzle:
The P in that "dumpest" stands for the Problem she has

Lol bruh, ya wicked *cries in lagoon*

devonpaul:
Lol bruh, ya wicked *cries in lagoon*

I get bucket for here oh!