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Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 11:15pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
IFELEKE: Ifeleke, only thing I'd say is Tai's philosphosies can't be used willy nilly for both men and women in all situations. topup is obviously someone who considers all eventualities and it would seem as although she's weighing up whether she should jump in, her gut instinct is telling her otherwise. I have also suggested she jump in but something tells me she doesn't really agree with that culture she sees at Uni. But if it's fun she's looking for then, yeah, Tai Solarin's words fit the bill! |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 12:26am On Apr 06, 2009 |
Agony Uncle, What is love? And why do ppl continue to seek after it. Would you advise a woman to stick to her husband if he continues to cheat on her? (From Movie Reloaded). Obviously, we continue to say "give him a chance, forgive him, bla bla", but when is the breaking point? |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by StrStruck(f): 12:31am On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody: Sorry bruv, I fly solo. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:02am On Apr 06, 2009 |
St☆rStruck: As you wish dallin, we could've been good doc, bad doc. We'd've had this game sewn up. Oh well. Surgery reopens tomorrow folks! |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 1:14am On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:I believe I asked a question or are you not that much of an agony uncle? |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:23am On Apr 06, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: Sista toyin, only you know where your breaking point is. All i can say is if you decide to remain there know that he'll probably continue to do what he does. Maybe not as much, but one or two skirmishes here n there, every once in a while. Can you handle it? If you can't then leave his ass. You'll probably get half of what he owns anyways. Which brings me onto your other question about love. What I'm about to say will be viewed as controversial but, its undeniable that my observations exist: Love for many couples is an equation. Love = wealth + looks + power In today's world hardly anyone loves for the sake of love. If that were the case my childhood sweetheart would've stayed with me. I mean, who nowadays stays with their partner simply cos their soul combines to beat in one perfect harmony? This ain't cynicism this is realism in the Noughties babiee. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody: Thanks, hmmm. . . . your childhood sweetheart? What happened and were you guys intimate in any way? Why did she leave you? If you feel uncomfortable with the questions, simply skip them. You're not enforced to answer Love= power + wealth+ looks? I kinda agree with you |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by yme1(f): 1:36am On Apr 06, 2009 |
wow this is interesting please more post and let me read and good work love doctor |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:42am On Apr 06, 2009 |
eyonigger: Brodda Eyo, it sounds like you're in some kinda long distance relationship? If so, it's notoriously hard to check on ya chick's whereabouts. Sounds to me something or someone is keeping her busy if she hardly calls you. As you said you love her, I'll try and keep this as nice as possible. *ahem* She's running game on you, son!! She sounds like she got a woodsman where she is, who is not too interested in spending his cash. Rather, she can come running back to you cos she knows you'll do whatever she wants. What is it you love about her? I get the feeling she's quite a 'shawty'? Has she got the looks, the body and the style? I would be surprised if guys where you live would love to be on her case. She's too high profile for you dawg. I ain't cussing you bro, you need something a little less bling, with a bit more substance. Drop her ass when she comes begging money. You'll feel better, truust me. The first step is always the hardest but remember this: Sometimes you gotta bleed the poison to cure the wound. One! |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:45am On Apr 06, 2009 |
y me: Oh gosh, I got FBI chick on me. Better watch what i say How you doin girl? You still don't wanna tell me the condition of your condition? |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:51am On Apr 06, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: Yeah, we was 'intimate' but she left me cos i wasn't an Area bwoy, so to speak. That was when I was a small picin. I've had other disappointments and who knows i might have a few more, but I'm an optimist. I try to learn from them mistakes. You pick yourself up, brush your ass down and you get back on the horse. You dig, sista? |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 2:04am On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:Lol, that's actually my motto Like they say: Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment Seems like you've had enough of your share of bad judgment. Cool, that's how we learn. What does she want an area boy for? |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by StrStruck(f): 2:08am On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody: lol cute. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by topup: 4:42am On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody: You're completely right about the part I have highlighted in bold. I'm not JUST looking for fun, I'm looking for something that I won't regret and will last , or at least teach me something. Last time I looked for fun and thought I was in control, the whole thing blew up in my face - but sometimes stupid things like that happen. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by eyonigger(m): 7:29am On Apr 06, 2009 |
uncle chukwudi, that was just part1 of the thread, the thread reads a continuation of events regarding what just happened and wat has happened,topup was my darling special adviser, I dnt mind ur assistance as an assistant spcl adviser. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 12:35am On Apr 07, 2009 |
Agony Uncle, have you forgotten your thread? We're being agonized here, answer our question na |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 12:37am On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: What's your question luv? Oga eyo, you need to give me the gist of your updated story. That thread is too long to read, bro. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 12:41am On Apr 07, 2009 |
Read post #43. . . .What does she want an area boy for? |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 12:47am On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: Oh, that saga was when i was a small picin. She wanted one of those area bwoys, or bandits. I said cool, f*** off then. Since then her luck hasn't gone too well, but I still talk to her. She's a nice lady at heart. It took me time but I've long since stopped bearing her a grudge. And yes, she has asked whether we could revisit the past, but I declined. I was beyond doing it for the sake of doing it. I got into new experiences and all that |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 12:50am On Apr 07, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:Smart move, if you ask me. I don't know why some women are so excited by those area boy nonsensical acts. You bear no grudge? smarter. Wish you were here when Adam Brody was singing about his grudges against women. You would have str8n him out ChuckWoody:What kind of experiences? If you don't mind me asking. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 12:53am On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: I don't mind telling but aren't you married? I don't want to stain your innocent mind. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 12:53am On Apr 07, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:LOL, what does my marital status have to do with this? Answer my question, plz |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:06am On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: Your marriage has filled you with the purest of images. So far be it from me to start making you see differently. But if you insist, I was a slut for a while. You know (well, I hope not!), sticking my knob into any bit of snatch with a pulse. I mean fat, skinny, anal, 3somes. All in the name of new experiences. I didn't care how they rated my performance, twas all about self gratification. Went on wild holidays, caught a dose a couple of times (had to take a trip to the clinic). Must add, I was never rude to women (well not knowingly), and I made sure things ended as amicably as possible. Never burn a bridge, is my motto. But then as I got older in the mind I slowed down. Let the youngbloods come through. Now i only play the odd exhibition match Though i find flirting just as much fun. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 1:10am On Apr 07, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:What is this? You dashed me husband? Though my mind is pure, very very pure ChuckWoody:Caught a dose? Explain. . . .have you gone to the clinic again recently? If not, I'd advice you to, no offense I know you were a slut, I see the way you're trying to get down with women on this forum Explain what you mean by exhibition match (I'm a lil slow on these things hmm. ) |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:18am On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: So you're not married hmmmmmm Oh, and I only flirt, only a bit of fun. I don't mean no offence to any of my buuuriful sistas on here I'm not as desperate as some of the clowns I've noticed on here. I think you know what I meant by 'dose' And I got myself checked out at the start of the year. Clean bill of health. Well, physically I'm clean but the mind is tainted And you know what I mean by exhibition, dallin. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 1:26am On Apr 07, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:Well, unless you married me without my consciousness, then am not married. ChuckWoody:You scared? They won't attack you, no need to fret ChuckWoody:I know what you mean ChuckWoody:Ehrrrm, no I don't. Remember, my mind is pure. So explain, babe. ChuckWoody:Cool, get it check out again ChuckWoody:LOL, NO I don't, dalling |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:31am On Apr 07, 2009 |
Exhibition match = the odd session Just for you I'll check into a therapist to get my mind sorted out. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 1:32am On Apr 07, 2009 |
The "odd session". . . .ahhh. ashewo pikin |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by ChuckWoody(m): 1:34am On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: Oh no, there goes another chance of marriage. My past always catches up to me |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by Nobody: 1:36am On Apr 07, 2009 |
ChuckWoody:Who are you marrying? Better keep trying to butter up StarStruck. . . . |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by eyonigger(m): 4:16pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
Uncle chukwudi, the thread is almost over, so there aint no need to further it. |
Re: Introducing Chuck Woody: Agony Uncle by StrStruck(f): 4:41pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: |
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