hbpeze:


you were weak but you managed to stand up because of free drink and food.thunder fire your papa for not training you well.olosho.if na me I stubborn is go hold you well.you go pay me my money idiot

kelish:
he knows am not like dat and he has d gods guts 2 tell me its bcus he loves me

Cutehector:
ah ah, ur royalhighness, no think like dat oooooo... Guys dey do am steady oooo... Its happenin.. A lot sef....

dmcdad:

Babe leave matter for mathias oooooo. E dey happen wella!

But why she ma sef bring friend come on a first date? If na me them for do by-force fasting that day. Rubbish!

vani86:


hahahahahahahaha,

i swear i burst laugh for office as i read this

vani86:


the rate at which you gbagaun, i am starting to wonder if you are in university sef

Utchgirl:



Dt guy bu onye ofemm'anu !

'33' no dey dia side and instead of him 2 ask d Op 4 some explanation ,he is here displaying his ignorance on line.

kelish:
he knows am not like dat and he has d gods 2 tell me its bcus he loves me

dmcdad:

As in ehn... You for host them well as Dangote pikin wey you be.

evegran:
Hahahahahahahaha
Funny one. Op learn to respect yourself first and others will respect you.
Plus: please learn how to punctuate properly when typing.

falconey:
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MzRoyalHighness:

some guys got tact i know.but that niqqa up there clearly has no game.maybe konji don hold am tire.na y he paraa for them

Rapzino:
hey

evegran:


Hey

Cutehector:
gurl trust me, he will still do dat tecnik to anoda babe and she may falll......

aktem:
@op....u ar also a dog,wen u dey use ur big mouth chop fish,e dey sweet u.Besides,y did u go on a date wif him wen u knw dat u ar nt interested?...u stil call ur friend along,u wan suck im wallet dry......itz gud dat he disgraced u..so dat u'll learn ur lesson......btw,d guy is a mad bulldog 4 displaying such a silly character.... so d conclusion is--D TWO OF U ARE A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A DOG.

Cutehector:
And to forget hw silly u were munching all the fish and softdrink? It neva occured to u such of that nature may occur? U no chop befor u comot for house? Hungry girls evrywhr

I laugh

Adamsdelrio:
If some guys are dogs then some ladies are bitches... I lie?...

Rapzino:
long time no see fight mate

evegran:



Fight mate? Erm I don't remember punching you in the face. Will you be kind enough to remind me then? How much blood did you lose that day? And how long were you hospitalised?

Rapzino:
lol, it was not a physical fight. It was an E-fight that we had last year. And yeah we both lost a great deal of blood, it ended a tie though. How have you been?

kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid

How did the people who commented on this thread actually understand what you typed up there?

Are you using a Nokia C2 phone?

iamkingzlee:
oyamilenu oo!! oyamilenu oo!!

Asin ehn!

kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid

Jarizod:
firstly, I smell lies

In ur words " wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself" which nigga drinks 33 bottles of beer at once! He wan die

E wa gba mi ke

Secondly,u fvck up

You even took ur friend along. .were u planning to eat and take away or what

Lemme not drop the last point.. Its deadly

Jarizod:
firstly, I smell lies

In ur words " wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself" which nigga drinks 33 bottles of beer at once! He wan die

E wa gba mi ke

Secondly,u fvck up

You even took ur friend along. .were u planning to eat and take away or what

Lemme not drop the last point.. Its deadly