Monitor Lizard. The thing sweet no be small

Calaway, you kala gan o




lai mohammed is a learner!!

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this is either a monitor lizard or some other specie of large lizard. It is not an alligator. and the story of its sucking brains is a cock and bull story. anybody claiming itr is tru should provide and English name and a biological name so we can look it up

pray d partner never sight una study una faces.

Na wah ooo!!

Everything na food for una,

The season of snake has ended. Aligator tinz

calaway:


correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.

I call bullshyte! Quit messing with the lady's brain.

Alligators don't exist outside of US and China.

I don't see such in banana island where I live.

calaway:


If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC

lmao!

Must Nigerians eat every thing they find. I thought people would have learnt their lesson after the whole Ebola bruhaha

With this Kain compound, una suppose dey kill anaconda, weekly and black mamba every sanitation day.

My advice : get a mongoose

calaway:


This reptile has an organ that is located in its bodily orifice of waste excretion this organ has been the subject of scientiifc research for many years owing to the shocking quantities of chloroform it is able to produce. it produce enough quantities to knock 10 men into deep sleep for upto 6hrs.

the reptile always excretes the potent enzyme into the mouth of the subject human it has chosen to invade. The human subject/host is practically death sleeping through out the reptiles internal operations.

LYNUS

calaway:


correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.

Scary

LOL @Calaway.

calaway:


If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC

oh my God!!!

Must everything roaming for naija be roasted and eaten!

Chai, things people eat, smh

calaway:


If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC

Finally. You must be an impulsive liar. You didn't even have to think about it, it just came to you! Linus Calaway (SAN).

Alangba.
Irrelevant post this days

dc

calaway:


If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC

proper MUMU x2

humans can be babaric sha. that monitor lizard deserved to live to. must we eat everything!

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calaway:


correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.

U must be the lie people are telling everyday. Go report yourself to the nearest police station for prompt arrest.

Hmmmm

Subom1:
Must Nigerians eat every thing they find. I thought people would have learnt their lesson after the whole Ebola bruhaha

I wonder ooo beside there is no difference between this animal and lizard

All these ibile united people sef.