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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Vetsolo(m): 7:55pm On Oct 06, 2015
was in d class once wit dis guy jacking in front of me he was dozing den we went out to cme back later with odour of weed recking all over him ..i b4 u cud say jack dis guy slept off ..men even wit d weed oh slep pass am

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by happykidArotiba(m): 7:55pm On Oct 06, 2015
Yungmilio2:

nice thread
in Unilorin
during exam period
from 7pm
you see students in large numbers at each bus stop waiting for taxis n buses to get to PS

after getting to school
you will find out some are just there to download movies and games - wifi ( my first night class )
some eat and sleep ( my second night class ever )
some to charge
some follow follow like instagram
while the serious ones - study hard

i only go for evening classes
go around 6pm come back 9pm ( makes fresh )
rep CIS
dahj ur facultty. sef for night na ise
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 06, 2015
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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by eljanfortis(m): 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2015
Yungmilio2:

nice thread
in Unilorin
during exam period
from 7pm
you see students in large numbers at each bus stop waiting for taxis n buses to get to PS

after getting to school
you will find out some are just there to download movies and games - wifi ( my first night class )
some eat and sleep ( my second night class ever )
some to charge
some follow follow like instagram
while the serious ones - study hard

i only go for evening classes
go around 6pm come back 9pm ( makes fresh )
rep CIS
chai,bro u don't come law faculty before some pole go just dey waka about from 9pm till 3am den dey sleep

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by revolt(m): 7:57pm On Oct 06, 2015
That moment in imsu wen ur in the hall(can't remember the name of that large hall again), and around 2am u hear all types of Celine Dion and tupac songs playing from rechargeable lamps, and different wack Igbotic choristers singing along, then suddenly there's a gunshot, Banger, or even Capricorn burst...........come see stampede...

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by noblenasri(m): 7:58pm On Oct 06, 2015
split concentration between reading and eyeing pretty faces
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by deolu2000(m): 7:58pm On Oct 06, 2015
BolaAdeyemo:
i remember one night class i go,i saw a boy and a girl sitting together,nobody around that spot they choose,the boy's hand was conspicuously missing,i been think say na handicap,but as a sharp lasgidi boy i use eye trace the hand,it was under the table,Inside the girl skirt

chai

then i looked in his textbook,he was reading biology
FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
i thought he was fingering,neva knew he was practising the female part


Smart boy
from where u were sitting,you not only saw dt the guy's hand was in the girls skirt but also that he was reading biology n even the topic. Kai you can lie oo

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Deefuray(f): 7:59pm On Oct 06, 2015
I had just resumed as a FRESHER into the university of benin and heard all the tales of how 'hard' and competitive the school is. Then one day I decided to follow my friend to night class, we settled down to read in one of the ETFs in education. Usually, I'm not a night reader, I'm more efficient in the day.

30minutes into reading, and I started dozing off, I closed my book and asked my friend to wake me up in one hour time, she did,i woke up and told her to wake me up in an hour time again, and that was how I kept sleeping.

When I eventually woke up and picked my book up, she just said "babe, wetin u dey do? Abeg pack your book make we dey go hostel, day don break" that was how I wasted my night and denied myself the comfort of my bed grin

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by revolt(m): 8:01pm On Oct 06, 2015
deolu2000:

from where u were sitting,you not only saw dt the guy's hand was in the girls skirt but also that he was reading biology n even the topic. Kai you can lie oo
a lousy apc type liar!!!!!!!!!! So he thot nybodi go Blv that shit....abi he's the said guy

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by prideofscience: 8:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
Oh yes. The 100l student they come to 1200LT with babe, they go talk tire. Afta sleep, wake and not reading and back to the hostel..... Its common
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by DiegoNakel(m): 8:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
Yungmilio2:

nice thread
in Unilorin
during exam period
from 7pm
you see students in large numbers at each bus stop waiting for taxis n buses to get to PS

after getting to school
you will find out some are just there to download movies and games - wifi ( my first night class )
some eat and sleep ( my second night class ever )
some to charge
some follow follow like instagram
while the serious ones - study hard

i only go for evening classes
go around 6pm come back 9pm ( makes fresh )
rep CIS
bro u r ryt !!! Lemme even add , some come to night class to steal. I rep educational technology !!

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by bellville: 8:10pm On Oct 06, 2015
I had a room mate that loved doing tdb back in the university (UI). She was always in the company of different guys. She used to dress to tdb like she was going to a night club.

I love to sleep at night. I did all readings in the day. No tdb.

Shop for books. Check my signature.

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 8:10pm On Oct 06, 2015
I was forced to go for a night class with my hostel girl that goes for night everynight. And then when we got there, I ate my snacks and drank my juice then opened my book. I flipped the first page and the second page. Before I could finish the second page, words were dancing in the book and that was how I slept till mid-night. When I finally got up, I saw that my friend was still reading but I could not read. I just sat there staring at others. There were staring into their books with their eyes open while they sleep, there were those going out to either smoke or ease themselves. But to my greatest supprise, my friend was reading. She kept reminding me to read. The worst part of it was the Nsukka cold that made me feel like I was freezing even with all the warm clothes I had on.
After that night I told my friend never to talk to me about going for night class again. But sometime in my 3rd year I went for night class again and still, I slept all thru. That night wen I went to pee, I noticed something moving under a tree, and on a closer look, I saw the a babe and a guy having their own night class with the babe on the guy's lap. I didn't even know when I said " ah, guy u no get room?. My friend that escorted me to pee told me to keep qiuet. The two didn't even notice we were there cos they were too busy.

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nobody: 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2015
kekakuz:
[size=20pt] I want to use this opportunity to thank all those that liked my rabbit For no reason

now,

it time to like this fish for no just reason[/size]
Lolololol. The clowns you find here.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by BolaAdeyemo: 8:15pm On Oct 06, 2015
deolu2000:

from where u were sitting,you not only saw dt the guy's hand was in the girls skirt but also that he was reading biology n even the topic. Kai you can lie oo
well,if you olodo like me,you would know,we(olodos) can spy from three seats back without the invigilator noticing,are you a learner?

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by DiegoNakel(m): 8:15pm On Oct 06, 2015
eljanfortis:

chai,bro u don't come law faculty before some pole go just dey waka about from 9pm till 3am den dey sleep
. Those people na baba oooo, no night fit go make uno hear say dem steal sometin. Either na laptop, phone or that our unilorin tab !!!
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Ojemedad: 8:15pm On Oct 06, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I was forced to go for a night class with my hostel girl that goes for night everynight. And then when we got there, I ate my snacks and drank my juice then opened my book. I flipped the first page and the second page. Before I could finish the second page, words were dancing in the book and that was how I slept till mid-night. When I finally got up, I saw that my friend was still reading but I could not read. I just sat there staring at others. There were staring into their books with their eyes open while they sleep, there were those going out to either smoke or ease themselves. But to my greatest supprise, my friend was reading. She kept reminding me to read. The worst part of it was the Nsukka cold that made me feel like I was freezing even with all the warm clothes I had on.
After that night I told my friend never to talk to me about going for night class again. But sometime in my 3rd year I went for night class again and still, I slept all thru. That night wen I went to pee, I noticed something moving under a tree, and on a closer look, I saw the a babe and a guy having their own night class with the babe on the guy's lap. I didn't even know when I said " ah, guy u no get room?. My friend that escorted me to pee told me to keep qiuet. The two didn't even notice we were there cos they were too busy.
I'm still waiting for when someone will admit they are the one under the tree on a guys lap

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by EdCure: 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2015
tpiander:
None to add.
You can head to fiction section though, and place more stories there.
This one is not close to fiction if you went to school.
Come to Uniben and see the craziest characters in night classes

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by okoroko(m): 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2015
There was a moment where a guy and a lady wearing hijab covering the entire body was seen in d night though there was a light as at dat time.. when PHCN took off we only saw the lady gyrating frivolously but d guy was no where to be found.. immediately PHCN restored light, the guy's leg was seen clearly while the entire body was covered with d hijab.. come c embarrassent from students especially from other religious class... security hv to be called upon...

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Kbraims(m): 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2015
hensben:
grin
funny you...
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 8:20pm On Oct 06, 2015
Ojemedad:

I'm still waiting for when someone will admit they are the one under the tree on a guys lap
hahahahahaha grin I didn't live in school hostel so I had no reason to be under a tree. I love my night sleep,and cud never trade it for just to dance in a guy's laps under a cold tree in a cold night.





Knew were to go to if I were on heat grin

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by miqos02(m): 8:22pm On Oct 06, 2015
omusiliyu:
Those that normally[b] came[/b] to distract the readers by chanting "Iwe nlemi oooo" (book is pursuing me ooo) and running up and down.
which school be this?

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by uncutz(m): 8:24pm On Oct 06, 2015
Night class bi ti bo?

Finishing with 4.46 CGPA was quite painful. Perhaps if I had tried night classes I might have finished with 4.50. I have no regrets today running my own company. Owo ni koko joor.

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by bjbukzy(m): 8:28pm On Oct 06, 2015
omusiliyu:
Those that normally came to distract the readers by chanting "Iwe nlemi oooo" (book is pursuing me ooo) and running up and down.
i sure say ma oau u go
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by whothiefmymoney(m): 8:30pm On Oct 06, 2015
nawtibownie:
My roommate had no idea I sat behind her in class. I took a pic of her sleeping after one of her toasters left. On getting to the room she started bragging about how she read for 4 hours in ETF without sleeping. Joy is Bae.
uniben?

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Ojemedad: 8:32pm On Oct 06, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
hahahahahaha grin I didn't live in school hostel so I had no reason to be under a tree. I love my night sleep,and cud never trade it for just to dance in a guy's laps under a cold tree in a cold night.





Knew were to go to if I were on heat grin

Lol.. You never can tell the collabo might just just come unexpectedly.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by bjbukzy(m): 8:32pm On Oct 06, 2015
okoroko:
There was a moment where a guy and a lady wearing hijab covering the entire body was seen in d night though there was a light as at dat time.. when PHCN took off we only saw the lady gyrating frivolously but d guy was no where to be found.. immediately PHCN restored light, the guy's leg was seen clearly while the entire body was covered with d hijab.. come c embarrassent from students especially from other religious class... security hv to be called upon...

na ese merin ninu hijab (four legs inside hijab)...na al hikmah those kaintinz dy apun
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by chesm(f): 8:37pm On Oct 06, 2015
nawtibownie:
My roommate had no idea I sat behind her in class. I took a pic of her sleeping after one of her toasters left. On getting to the room she started bragging about how she read for 4 hours in ETF without sleeping. Joy is Bae.
are u in mouau?
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 8:43pm On Oct 06, 2015
Ojemedad:


Lol.. You never can tell the collabo might just just come unexpectedly.
no way, the collabo starts giving me signs a day to the climax. So that I can be at the right place grin
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by jvera(f): 8:44pm On Oct 06, 2015
That's one thing i never tried....read at the comfort of my room
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Ojemedad: 8:47pm On Oct 06, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
no way, the collabo starts giving me signs a day to the climax. So that I can be at the right place grin

U too funny.
Anyway u have a nice pic, how can I get to see more of it
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by desmondDessi(m): 8:49pm On Oct 06, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
hahahahahaha grin I didn't live in school hostel so I had no reason to be under a tree. I love my night sleep,and cud never trade it for just to dance in a guy's laps under a cold tree in a cold night.





Knew were to go to if I were on heat grin
And where is that?

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