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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by DeRay98(m): 4:48am On Oct 07, 2015
UniBen Hall 3 boys reading in Hall 3 reading room, dem dey pull shirt showing their "Cartoon" muscles as if them dey want intimidate the book wey them dey read. grin grin grin

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nobody: 4:56am On Oct 07, 2015
ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
Rep RM110 Hostel D FUTO

Website that tells you exactly how old you look. No long story
hostel D is 4 female studnts... Wat den ar u talking abt?
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by philfrey08: 5:22am On Oct 07, 2015
treachiz:
Share your experience in night classes.. Either personal or witnessd.
Mine was a scenerio i witnessd in school ( university of Portharcourt) were a young man/boy came to a class i was reading oo, he droped his bag, brought out a book nd off he went. He slept till the next day! Then he picked up his bag and went back to d hostel... Hahahahah, it was a funny scene.

You can add up our own here!...
This is wat i did o.... when i went to night classes, i always had Viju with bread and egg or akara in my hand. The only time i read is while eating. When am done its sleep o till morning then i pack my bags and leave...

Well i still graduated tops in class. grin
Later discovered my best reading time was between 4-6pm.... #PERFECT
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by petrelli07: 6:31am On Oct 07, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I was forced to go for a night class with my hostel girl that goes for night everynight. And then when we got there, I ate my snacks and drank my juice then opened my book. I flipped the first page and the second page. Before I could finish the second page, words were dancing in the book and that was how I slept till mid-night. When I finally got up, I saw that my friend was still reading but I could not read. I just sat there staring at others. There were staring into their books with their eyes open while they sleep, there were those going out to either smoke or ease themselves. But to my greatest supprise, my friend was reading. She kept reminding me to read. The worst part of it was the Nsukka cold that made me feel like I was freezing even with all the warm clothes I had on.
After that night I told my friend never to talk to me about going for night class again. But sometime in my 3rd year I went for night class again and still, I slept all thru. That night wen I went to pee, I noticed something moving under a tree, and on a closer look, I saw the a babe and a guy having their own night class with the babe on the guy's lap. I didn't even know when I said " ah, guy u no get room?. My friend that escorted me to pee told me to keep qiuet. The two didn't even notice we were there cos they were too busy.
#NSLT before it was demolished... Kai! Had many legendary night classes there o.. Class of 0'13
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 6:42am On Oct 07, 2015
petrelli07:
#NSLT before it was demolished... Kai! Had many legendary night classes there o.. Class of 0'13
that's where my room mate said she went for night class and there were a guy and a babe sitting at the far end but the girls head was missing. grin
My room mate was not a night class person too.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Mcowubaba: 6:52am On Oct 07, 2015
ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
Rep RM110 Hostel D FUTO

Website that tells you exactly how old you look. No long story
Hmmm..I thought hostel D is a female hostel!!! undecided hw u take d rep am cheesy
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by smartprodigy: 6:58am On Oct 07, 2015
ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
Rep RM110 Hostel D FUTO

Website that tells you exactly how old you look. No long story
you be man abi you be woman? Hostel D for FUTO na girls hostel na baba






Modified








No vex jahrey, na now I grab
Btw, I no even know say FUTO boys get time for nairaland sha.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by petrelli07: 7:05am On Oct 07, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
that's where my room mate said she went for night class and there were a guy and a babe sitting at the far end but the girls head was missing. grin
My room mate was not a night class person too.
Hahaha... Figures
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by deolu2000(m): 7:42am On Oct 07, 2015
revolt:
a lousy apc type liar!!!!!!!!!! So he thot nybodi go Blv that shit....abi he's the said guy
help me ask am ooo,na diz kind peeps they write/produce thrash 4 nolltwood movies.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by deolu2000(m): 7:45am On Oct 07, 2015
BolaAdeyemo:
well,if you olodo like me,you would know,we(olodos) can spy from three seats back without the invigilator noticing,are you a learner?
arent you sitting at one corner again to these ppl but now 3seats away,abeg try harder,this story isn't gelling.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nobody: 8:05am On Oct 07, 2015
Denizsmart:
hostel D is 4 female studnts... Wat den ar u talking abt?
As I saw take bath...I knew sth was wrong.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nobody: 8:06am On Oct 07, 2015
nawtibownie:
My roommate had no idea I sat behind her in class. I took a pic of her sleeping after one of her toasters left. On getting to the room she started bragging about how she read for 4 hours in ETF without sleeping. Joy is Bae.
One of her "TOASTERS" cheesy cheesy tongue
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by suyamasta(m): 8:39am On Oct 07, 2015
trippleKAY:
we sttill dey flex KSU o
Nice one! flex on broda
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by udz: 8:40am On Oct 07, 2015
ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
Rep RM110 Hostel D FUTO

Website that tells you exactly how old you look. No long story

Hostel D?? are you female?
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by GentleToks(m): 8:43am On Oct 07, 2015
treachiz:
Share your experience in night classes.. Either personal or witnessd.
Mine was a scenerio i witnessd in school ( university of Portharcourt) were a young man/boy came to a class i was reading oo, he droped his bag, brought out a book nd off he went. He slept till the next day! Then he picked up his bag and went back to d hostel... Hahahahah, it was a funny scene.

You can add up our own here!...

How did you manage to pass your O'level with all these grammatical blunders?

You are a Murderer as far as English Language is concerned.

However, this is a shame on Nigeria education.

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Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by bellotaofeek: 8:48am On Oct 07, 2015
Night class.......straffing class***
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by treachiz(m): 9:10am On Oct 07, 2015
I believe you understood d msg i tried to pass accros.. Stop d critics
GentleToks:


How did you manage to pass your O'level with all these grammatical blunders?

You are a Murderer as far as English Language is concerned.

However, this is a shame on Nigeria education.
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by oguego(m): 9:24am On Oct 07, 2015
Night class in uniport, I remember when I saw one guy with one babe romancing behind New lecture hall, and I also remember when the school cleaners de complain say dem de always pick used condoms at that rotary center in front of PS classes.
treachiz:
Share your experience in night classes.. Either personal or witnessd.
Mine was a scenerio i witnessd in school ( university of Portharcourt) were a young man/boy came to a class i was reading oo, he droped his bag, brought out a book nd off he went. He slept till the next day! Then he picked up his bag and went back to d hostel... Hahahahah, it was a funny scene.

You can add up our own here!...
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Lilshaddy(m): 10:03am On Oct 07, 2015
okoroko:
There was a moment where a guy and a lady wearing hijab covering the entire body was seen in d night though there was a light as at dat time.. when PHCN took off we only saw the lady gyrating frivolously but d guy was no where to be found.. immediately PHCN restored light, the guy's leg was seen clearly while the entire body was covered with d hijab.. come c embarrassent from students especially from other religious class... security hv to be called upon...

hope it is not d senerio that happened In unilorin
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by wiloy2k8(m): 10:19am On Oct 07, 2015
revolt:
That moment in imsu wen ur in the hall(can't remember the name of that large hall again), and around 2am u hear all types of Celine Dion and tupac songs playing from rechargeable lamps, and different wack Igbotic choristers singing along, then suddenly there's a gunshot, Banger, or even Capricorn burst...........come see stampede...

was in schoool dat year . heard abt dat .dat shld be arnd 2011 . in ETF
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by wiloy2k8(m): 10:52am On Oct 07, 2015
Denizsmart:
hostel D is 4 female studnts... Wat den ar u talking abt?

i wanted to say dat .i schooled in imsu . visited a friend in hostel A .... d toilet was hell ( pure ghetto ) ... i went to hostel D to see my old neighbor . dat shld be arnd 2009 or 2010 ..
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by revolt(m): 11:50am On Oct 07, 2015
wiloy2k8:


was in schoool dat year . heard abt dat .dat shld be arnd 2011 . in ETF
Naaaa 1999/2002
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by ddugeri(m): 12:17pm On Oct 07, 2015
uncutz:


People judge others through their spectacles. Besides I have nothing doing with my brain than to use it to study back then. There were no mobile phones and nay, smartphone when I was an undergrad. I was just 22 when I finished off in 1997. No thanks to Babagida must go sit at home break and thereafter Abacha must go.

I understand your frustrations. Do away with girls now... When you are successful, they will chase you. Do away with PSGs...golf club awaits you too.

Cheers
haha i laf u bro..check my pics u finished at 22 and tink u d most succesful..check ma dp am jst 23 and am already working with my frst degree ...planing to master my degree bruh....hardluck bruh ntin is new
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by uncutz(m): 1:20pm On Oct 07, 2015
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haha i laf u bro..check my pics u finished at 22 and tink u d most succesful..check ma dp am jst 23 and am already working with my frst degree ...planing to master my degree bruh....hardluck bruh ntin is new[/quo
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nelson11: 1:59pm On Oct 07, 2015
In unec, u see some med guys with big bags and baco bags supposedly going to d kind night class whn u now pass 2ru there, u see most of them streaming on youtube [code][/code]wifi tinz
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Nobody: 2:07pm On Oct 07, 2015
How can I forget my experience at PTI Warri in 2004!!! Terrible and too long to write
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Chanzy1(m): 2:44pm On Oct 07, 2015
ITbomb:

When boys shared hostel with girls in Hostel D, you were still preparing for JSSCE

When we shared hostel with girls was in the present Hostel E and don't go around assuming stuffs about people,it isn't healthy
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by simdam500(m): 2:45pm On Oct 07, 2015
69MissedCalls: me: *reads for 5mins* *looks out the window for 15mins, admiring the surroundings* *listens to music for 20mins* *calls gf for 10 mins* *friends beside me start talking. and I join them*

we all leave with empty heads grin

ROTFL grin grin
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by Chanzy1(m): 2:49pm On Oct 07, 2015
wiloy2k8:


i wanted to say dat .i schooled in imsu . visited a friend in hostel A .... d toilet was hell ( pure ghetto ) ... i went to hostel D to see my old neighbor . dat shld be arnd 2009 or 2010 ..

I think you meant FUTO not IMSU
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by simdam500(m): 2:51pm On Oct 07, 2015
BolaAdeyemo: well,[b]if you olodo like me,you would know,we(olodos) can spy from three seats back without the invigilator noticing,[/b]are you a learner?

You cracked me up there cheesy
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by simdam500(m): 2:54pm On Oct 07, 2015
Ojemedad:
I'm still waiting for when someone will admit they are the one under the tree on a guys lap

Lol cheesy me sef still dey find...

They will never admit, they will only use words like "my friend" "I see"
Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by ITbomb(m): 4:19pm On Oct 07, 2015
Chanzy1:


When we shared hostel with girls was in the present Hostel E and don't go around assuming stuffs about people,it isn't healthy
I was in Hostel D in 2003 so just keep it there, whether you take that or not doesn't add a penny to my pocket.

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