vizkiz:


lol, like there is any guy who has gat all those stuffs all at once

Slimzjoe:


Of Cos they're Funny
I've seen you Spend Time with them......Infact Will Lives just a Few Blocks Away from You

safarigirl:
you mustn't spend time with someone to know he's funny/has a sense of humour. You can spot the funny guy in a room by his antics and words. I've watched enough of their interviews and seen their write-ups to determine that. Others like Sound Sultan and IK Osakioduwa are funny too. If you were funny, that point wouldn't bother you, most people would pick on the eloquence. Get a sense of humour, even if it's lewd

Bla Bla Blablabla and BLA

yomi007k:
10. Sabi F.uck.

yomi007k:
10. Sabi F.uck.

yomi007k:
10. Sabi F.uck.

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

DrGroove:

Very Important

Akosxxx:

badest badoo

yomi007k:

Iwo na month bo shen lo...
Jus trying 2 be like u

Slimzjoe:


Of Cos they're Funny
I've seen you Spend Time with them......Infact Will Lives just a Few Blocks Away from You

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

safarigirl:
Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove before una go post a similar thread that's 2 hours older than this one on FP

yomi007k:
10. Sabi F.uck.

FTBOY:
bless u!
a guy who is eloquent, rich and good-looking but with a limp and tiny prick will always be turned down by ladies



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