safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

Flashh:
A guy shouldn't run helter-skelter to impress any girl.

starlingslimnet:
Self control and exhibit impertutability

Come to think of it a guy doesn't need improvement.Any guy that does that has lost his credibility and confidence already.

I hereby certified OP's post an article of no commercial value.

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

vizkiz:
what the fff*** is market value Lol

Sorry bae,but We are men, not some "commodity"

we don't need the "market value" bull-crap! Every guy already know what his responsibilities are(except for the very dumb and seriously uninteligent ones). We don't need a lady turning us into "goods" for the labor market.

Well I know you just typed this to make FP not like Y'all have a clue how it really is right here in the real world

I will never live me life just because I wanna impress any girl! If she no wan stay, make she furck off. Another one dey wait for line

Emodeee:
Lalastclala CUM and see.

safarigirl:
oh we know. We have to condone y'all stepping up to us like you're Idris Elba, and damn near stalking ladies with the most ridiculous lines, lemme not even mention the incessant phone calls at odd hours and the gag-inducing 'romantic' texts. Yes, you're not commodities, but you keep advertising your 'products' and packaging is key

Ozavize88:
AND A GIRL SHOULD NOT ALSO RUN HELTER- SKELTER TO IMPRESS ANY GUY TOO.....

vizkiz:


no bae, those stuffs aare for kids.

The fact is that a guy who doesn't even give a damn about ladies is the one who even gets the their attention more. #quote me anywhere#

vizkiz:
what the fff*** is market value Lol

Sorry bae,but We are men, not some "commodity"

we don't need the "market value" bull-crap! Every guy already know what his responsibilities are(except for the very dumb and seriously uninteligent ones). We don't need a lady turning us into "goods" for the labor market.

Well I know you just typed this to make FP not like Y'all have a clue how it really is right here in the real world

I will never live me life just because I wanna impress any girl! If she no wan stay, make she furck off. Another one dey wait for line

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

girly00zero:





Go girl.
He be like they're not commodities but be treating women like goods and services.
I like u joor.
It's bout time we had some representation

Seculent:
See them.

Ozavize88:
AND A GIRL SHOULD NOT ALSO RUN HELTER- SKELTER TO IMPRESS ANY GUY TOO.....

iAmCharis:
Someone once said: you don't need to have a car to impress some naija girls. Just wear a starched shirt and hold a car key. Daaz all!

lols.
I love starched shirt dieee... naso I dey use starch finish my office shirt.
E get as you go starch shirt, it will now look like you're proud_ that's how I like it.

Kachisbarbie:


lols.
I love starched shirt dieee... naso I dey use starch finish my office shirt.
E get as you go starch shirt, it will now look like you're proud_ that's how I like it.

Kunleskey:
not in Nigeria..that's why we have individual diffrences

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value


1. Make Money..



2. Make even more money..



3. Bath with Money..



4. Cover the biitches in Doe..



5. Always approach girls with this question



6. Sleep well..



7. Make it rain..



8. then make it storm..




FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

MemphisDepay:
Some people just open their mouth any how and say *iLove you* like it's one N5 Tom Tom sweet."

Xiadnat:
OK. Girl. I give ya A for trying for contra-thread. I dig that.

However, my "ideal" guy is priceless and when I see/meet him, I will know it. Intuition doesn't follow lists or 'market value'.

Another wo/man's thrash (worthless of value), is another w0/man's gold (of value).

r2beez:


Ure talking nonsense! This gal is intelligent, learn from her color=#006600][/color]

Kachisbarbie:


lols.
I love starched shirt dieee... naso I dey use starch finish my office shirt.
E get as you go starch shirt, it will now look like you're proud_ that's how I like it.

adedayourt:


d tin don spoil me sef

i no fit wear shirt wey i no starch

safarigirl:
that's why I began with "depends on the girl". Money may mean a lot to most, but some of us understand that most times, money is just a smokescreen to hide major defects