tope2000:

Self-control . . . .hahahahaha
u siddon jor . . . .I am talkn abt an ex that can make u pee in trouser by just touching ur groin

Pee by touching ma groin?? No way, sis!!!
Some of us are not that weak.

St☆rStruck:

Yeah, comparing people to vomit.

It's not rocket science, some women are worse than vomitus.

topup:

I chose the latter option, I remember making a topic about this, and I said what I thought to be the best revenge, which was to walk away smug, get someone better and move on completely.

That is the best revenge eva

~Sauron~:

Pee by touching ma groin?? No way, sis!!!
Some of us are not that weak.

Lol . . . . most of u r weak jare abeg

tope2000:

That is the best revenge eva

How is that the best revenge??
What makes you think he wants to know or he cares about who you are shagging??

Lol . . . . most of u r weak jare abeg

Stop rolling with these randy billy-goats.
Some of us have self-control. I can shower with a woman without having freaky ideas.
I am kool like that.

~Sauron~:

It's not rocket science, some women are worse than vomitus.

I swear sometimes I feel like men are bipolar, one minute they claim they cannot do without women, the next women are worse than vomit. It's impossible to know what side of them you are going to see.

St☆rStruck:

I swear sometimes I feel like men are bipolar, one minute they claim they cannot do without women, the next women are worse than vomit. It's impossible to know what side of them you are going to see.

Of course, we cannot do without the REAL women!!!
Only 15% of the women out there keep it REAL. . . . . . . . The others are just royal twats.

~Sauron~:

Stop rolling with these randy billy-goats.
Some of us have self-control. I can shower with a woman without having freaky ideas.
I am kool like that.

Hahahahaha why are u lying?? I remembered wen we both had a shower together u were insatiable thruout that nite  
And rebellious said the same thing abt u

St☆rStruck:

I swear sometimes I feel like men are bipolar, one minute they claim they cannot do without women, the next women are worse than vomit. It's impossible to know what side of them you are going to see.

Then they say we are complex creature . . . . .bleeping twats

tope2000:

Hahahahaha why are u lying?? I remembered wen we both had a shower together u were insatiable thruout that nite
And rebellious said the same thing abt u

That was prolly because i wanted to get freaky in the first place.
If i make up ma mind, you are getting nowt from me.

Then they say we are complex creature . . . . .bleeping twats

You can never understand women.
Hell. . . . . .Women don't even understand themselves.

~Sauron~:

Of course, we cannot do without the REAL women!!!
Only 15% of the women out there keep it REAL. . . . . . . . The others are just royal twats.

Who is a real woman?

tope2000:

Then they say we are complex creature . . . . .bleeping twats

I know!!!

~Sauron~:

You can never understand women.
Hell. . . . . .Women don't even understand themselves.

Because we are different individuals, sometimes we don't understand wtf the other woman is trying to say.

~Sauron~:

That was prolly because i wanted to get freaky in the first place.
If i make up ma mind, you are getting nowt from me.

Im still not convinced until the day u say tope no sex tonite, lets just cuddle n talk till we fall asleep

You can never understand women.
Hell. . . . . .Women don't even understand themselves.

The only reason men dont understand women is because u guys dont listen wen we speak to u, u just pretend to be listening. . . . so wen we get angry that u aint listening then we are nagging, sweating you

St☆rStruck:

Who is a real woman?

Thatz another day's topic.

Because we are different individuals, sometimes we don't understand wtf the other woman is trying to say.

Virtually all the women i know will rather have male friends than female friends.

tope2000:

Im still not convinced until the day u say tope no sex tonite, lets just cuddle n talk till we fall asleep

When u become ma ex, it will HAPPEN.

The only reason men dont understand women is because u guys dont listen wen we speak to u, u just pretend to be listening. . . . so wen we get angry that u aint listening then we are nagging, sweating you

Nope. . . . . . . .It's because women are too complex.
Jealousy, Hate, Envy, Covetousness and so on and forth.

@ tope,


Is not that we men don't listen, we just have selective listening. We just listen to what we feel is important at that particular moment.

~Sauron~:

When u become ma ex, it will HAPPEN.

Rofl. . . . we shall see

Nope. . . . . . . .It's because women are too complex.
Jealousy, Hate, Envy, Covetousness and so on and forth.

And men dont Hate, Envy or get jealous??

OgidiBoy:

@ tope,

Is not that we men don't listen, we just have selective listening. We just listen to what we feel is important at that particular moment.

Oh puhleaseeeee. . . . u are suppose to listen wateva the woman u claim to be the love ur life wants to say important or not unless u r really tired or sick

~Sauron~:

Thatz another day's topic.

Cool I'll just add that to the "Can a Man Be Called a Dirty LovePeddler" topic.

~Sauron~:

Virtually all the women i know will rather have male friends than female friends.

And men will rather have females friends that male friends . . . it's only natural.

OgidiBoy:

Is not that we men don't listen, we just have selective listening. We just listen to what we feel is important at that particular moment.

And you miss out on a lot of the things we say; we get pissed after awhile and call it quits and you don't know where it all started.

St☆rStruck:

And men will rather have females friends that male friends . . . it's only natural.

Says who??
Your male friends will rarely tell you the matters troubling their heart of hearts cos women can't be trusted to keep secrets. They have the uncanny ability to open their mouths and start casting.
Trust a woman with secrets?? I would rather trust a black mamba.

St☆rStruck:

And you miss out on a lot of the things we say; we get pissed after awhile and call it quits and you don't know where it all started.

The annoying part is when u tell them wat they did wrong they try to justify everything instead of just sayin im sorry. . . they always wanna be right n they make it seem as if u r the one @ fault

St☆rStruck:

And you miss out on a lot of the things we say; we get pissed after awhile and call it quits and you don't know where it all started.

Dear I think the problem is women just don't know the right time to talk, if I'm in the middle of a football game or I'm ready to get busy with her, I don't want to hear all that mess you have to say. Wait till I'm done with my game then we can talk. It's not rocket science, women are just so freaking impatient God have mercy.

OgidiBoy:


Dear I think the problem is women just don't know the right time to talk, if I'm in the middle of a football game or I'm ready to get busy with her, I don't want to hear all that mess you have to say. Wait till I'm done with my game then we can talk. It's not rocket science, women are just so freaking impatient God have mercy.

Ok maybe some women are impatient but its still u guy that provoke us till we moan and nag you
If she wants to talk . . . . always try n listen dont pretend to be listening
I'd rather a guy tell me tope not now babe . . . later

hi

St☆rStruck:

The nerve to put a game over your woman!! smh. If you love those players so much, how about you have sex with them later that night or have them cook you breakfast the next morning.

Rofl . . . Actually i dont mind leavin him alone till he finishes watching his match or wateva cux i wudnt like if he wanna disturb me too on my me time

uplawal:

hi

Hello

tope2000:

Ok maybe some women are impatient but its still u guy that provoke us till we moan and nag you
If she wants to talk . . . . always try n listen dont pretend to be listening
I'd rather a guy tell me tope not now babe . . . later

My dearest tope, if the game is on, I can only pretend to listen to your blah blah blah, let me have my little 3 and a half hour, when the game is over then we can talk all you want. See that was not too hard, but some women just can't take that.

tope2000:

Rofl . . . Actually i dont mind leavin him alone till he finshes watching his match or wateva cux i wudnt like if he wanna disturb me too on my me time

Hello

Thank you my dear, you will make a good wife

OgidiBoy:

Thank you my dear, you will make a good wife

lol. . . .i pray so

tope2000:

Rofl . . . Actually i dont mind leavin him alone till he finishes watching his match or wateva cux i wudnt like if he wanna disturb me too on my me time

True but if it's something important I have to say, and I feel like I don't have his attention, the TV is going off and bless his soul does as little as raise his voice on me.

St☆rStruck:

You're doing both of us a favor. I don't really want to know about your problems

Lies Lies Lies

BTW, men gossip too. I know this because guys tell me rumors occasionally.

And what does that make you??

HI @Ogidi

St☆rStruck:

True but if it's something important I have to say, and I feel like I don't have his attention, the TV is going off and bless his soul does as little as raise his voice on me.

If it's an Emergency then you are justified to turn off the TV, but anything else can wait. No need  raising your voice dear, I'm sure you and your man don't leave in the ghetto so don't act like ghetto folks.

St☆rStruck:

True but if it's something important I have to say, and I feel like I don't have his attention, the TV is going off and bless his soul does as little as raise his voice on me.

Lmao . . . Well thank God there is Sky+ over hia . . . all he has to do is press pause till i finish telling him the important msg and press play wen im done and he wont miss a thing even if its a live match

~Sauron~:

Lies Lies Lies

That's the truth and I put that on my bottle of Grey Goose.

~Sauron~:

And what does that make you??

A good listener?

tope2000:

Lmao . . . Well thank God there is Sky+ over hia . . . all he has to do is press pause till i finish telling him the important msg and press play wen im done and he wont miss a thing even if its a live match

Kinda like Tivo! That's his only option lol

tope2000:

Lmao . . . Well thank God there is Sky+ over hia . . . all he has to do is press pause till i finish telling him the important msg and press play wen im done and he wont miss a thing even if its a live match

It's better watching it LIVE, what if while she is going off with her big mouth and suddenly the scores flashes on the TV then whats the point of going back to watch the stupid game.

uplawal:

HI @Ogidi

Hey you

OgidiBoy:


It's better watching it LIVE, what if while she is going off with her big mouth and suddenly the scores flashes on the TV then whats the point of going back to watch the stupid game.

Lol . . . .but im sure he wudnt mind missing the stupid game say if the woman has something important to say like Honey my water just broke