Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You must have cement for brains for (a) wanting to be her white knight and (b) not even comprehending what she said.

That is how stewpid you are.

Can you read in English or Kismayo English dictionary has destroyed your ability?

If she was just saying I was funny, then why did she need to go and obtain a non-English letter character to spell my name so it does not show up in my mentions?

Too much khat has destroyed your brain cells?

EnlightenedSoul:


Lol. Let's observe the dialogue, Sag...

Onilaa: Camnewton4prez and bittyend are the funniest

Firsteva: What of Sagâmite the fVcktard?

Onilaa: Only funny when dissing pple who he doesnt agree with. His arrogance is sexy

Firsteva: He has man boobs though. I agree.

Read it over as many times as you wish, and tell me it isn't YOU who was too stu.pid to comprehend.



I claim partial responsibility for your behaviour, because I was the one who mentioned your name and summoned you here, hence the reason I've taken up post as white knight

I suppose she knows you better than I, tho. That even compliments make dry heave and throw epileptic fits, eh? Unless the person is bending over per Miggs, the Urban Guerrilla w/ a *Glock?



I haven't so much as touched high-resin local fare weed, why would I go searching for exotic shyt from the hills of the Horn to smoke?

Meanwhile, for the last decade, your Jamaican dealer over there has been selling you cheap expired skunk he simply refers to as "Bob Marley" for top dollar. It's precisely the shyt that made you write that angry, fvck-riddled letter to the mailing list you'd subscribed to shortly prior to the experience, and you've been on that shyt ever since

And fvck's sake, man, I'm not your goddamn EX (existence of which is highly doubtful), so you can leave Kismayo outta this. I'm not from Kismayo! And if you don't stop, I'll henceforth refer to you as a Chewa from the plains of Malawi.

*Confiscated by E-Soul.

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

She called me a fuuktard and intentionallly made and effort to seek a special symbol to spell my name so as not mentions. Do you, with your little brain, think that was done as a compliment?

EnlightenedSoul:


Well, then I'll be her "white knight". She only claimed you were funny in her post, and here you are throwing a massive epileptic fit because, what, she didn't quote your name properly? Can you see why not?

Case in point, you need to just leave her the fvck alone, Sag.



And you...you fake machismo emanating "Urban guerilla with a glock" need to grow a goddamn back bone, is what. What could've possibly caused you to bend over and kiss a.ss in such grandiose fashion as per the above quoted text? A stranger on the internet, no less! Goddamit, you need to hand over that glock effective immediately. It clearly deserves far better, and I'd be able to provide it a proper home with some of it's brethren and added perks.

Miggs:
i laughed hard when i read this post.i love this post so much i actually clicked "like"

Miggs:
this is really disheartening.you come across as someone who has never even attended an "under the tree" school before.poor spellings,terribly constructed sentences,continuous repetition of thesame words,lack of punctuation marks.i am truly ashamed to be from thesame country as you.you are chaff,garbage,rubbish.you should be dumped in a refuse dump,buried and forgotten.its really that bad

Ishilove:

But this girl, you can blow grammar sha

Ishilove:

Such well articulated submission...

Good grammar makes me so emotional

*sob*

Sagamite:


You want to go back to telling me about how calling me a fuuktard is compliment?

What is this request you keep on talking about ffs?

EnlightenedSoul:


My grammar is not that great. If you have an appreciation for eloquent English speech, you should look no further than the late Christopher Hitchens, IMO. He has had that seemingly typical weird old Brit look to him, but the man could make a sapiophile type grammar-girl orgasm simply from listening to him articulate himself, I'm sure lol.

I warn you, though. He was an outspoken journalist. An outspoken atheist, rather. A brilliant literary badass of our times (RIP).

Ishilove:

*rubs thighs in anticipation*

EnlightenedSoul:


Haha. Na-uh, not so fast, where's my glock?

EnlightenedSoul:



I thought you were religious/reserved.

Miggs:
you gave me a "like" then you "unliked" my post because of its "rantings of an ant" line?you really have to work on your sense of humour.that's why sagamite always wins his arguments because he replies his detractors with facts mixed a tinge of humour which gives his posts a populist appeal.i'm only replying you because your posts are quite interesting but you've got to give sagamite a break.finally, my "urban guerilla" personal message was only meant to amuse not to offend anyone.i'm done

author=Miggs post=40712979]

this is really disheartenin[b]g.you[/b]

come across as someone who has never even attended an "under the tree" school before.poor spellings,terribly constructed sentences,continuous repetition of thesame words,lack of punctuation marks

i .

am truly ashamed to be from thesame

country as you.you

are chaff,garbage,rubbish.you should be dumped in a refuse dump,buried and forgotten.its really that bad.

firstEVA:
u have been slaughtered to pieces by my dear captain with the swag of a real man, all his posts ooze intelligence, u are too dumb to understand my previous post. Faggg in london

Captainswag225:
oh boy try n make sense for once. u are boring as hell.

firstEVA:
hahahahahahahahaha, keep deceiving yourself u retarded monkey, second class citizen. Bot bellied and big brested fagggot

lebesgue:
Modaran, see as these people gang up on Sagamite. Well sha, diaris god o. But 3 on 1 is not fair na.

Sagamite:

Cretinous fuuktard, please stop believing the daft things you hear from that local champion in you beer parlour who impresses you with his stories of going to London that he calls Yankee.
Market ashawo.

Sagamite:


Cretinous fuuktard, please stop believing the daft things you hear from that local champion in you beer parlour who impresses you with his stories of going to London that he calls Yankee.

Market ashawo.

Ishilove:

Do you have man boobs?

Ishilove:

You start every sentence with 'you are cretinous person'

Haa, Saga, bobo yi e ti like wahala ju

Sagamite:


I have man arsse. I note you have the boobs.

When are you sending me your nudes so I can use it as collateral when I am getting my retirement fund from you in 2016?

EnlightenedSoul:


My grammar is not that great. If you have an appreciation for eloquent English speech, you should look no further than the late Christopher Hitchens, IMO. He has had that seemingly typical weird old Brit look to him, but the man could make a sapiophile type grammar-girl orgasm simply from listening to him articulate himself, I'm sure lol.

I warn you, though. He was an outspoken journalist. An outspoken atheist, rather. A brilliant literary badass of our times (RIP).

daretodiffer:




Full stop follow by space and letter ‘Y' in capital letter



The same observation as the above. Also, you need to learn why we have the conjunction ‘and'.

After a full-stop, the first alphabet of the next word must be in capital.


You need to learn the importance of ‘space or gap' after each word



Refer to the first observation.


See first and second observations.




You need to look in the mirror, lameass

firstEVA:
why the lies? Swear with your left gay testicle that u've got no man boobs

Sagamite:


Shut the fck up, dumb c*nt.

By now, I am sure you know you are dumb and your life has been destroyed by your environment.

Miggs:
you gave me a "like" then you "unliked" my post because of its "rantings of an ant" line?you really have to work on your sense of humour.that's why sagamite always wins his arguments because he replies his detractors with facts mixed a tinge of humour which gives his posts a populist appeal.i'm only replying you because your posts are quite interesting but you've got to give sagamite a break.finally, my "urban guerilla" personal message was only meant to amuse not to offend anyone.i'm done

firstEVA:
what happened to your grin smiley? Hahahahahahahahahaha
I can smell real anger now

Well let me let u be

Ishilove:

Is having an orgasm sinful?

You said listening to Christopher will make a sapiophile girl orgasm. I intend to download an audio file of the old boy speaking, hence the anticipation

STFUareyouGod:
you too like quarrel

firstEVA:
.not really

STFUareyouGod:
tell that to the birds