Are you one of them?

If you know all of these qualities about ladies and such an expert don't you think it is normal to label you a psycho

Setaje:
Like this one

Dis kind boys supposed to be jailed for a year for murdering English oo.
Sha e fit be typo.

Una dey find trouble for this thread oh

delectablegyal:
Hmmmmmmm, delicious. Blaqbonez comes to mind.

fine chick

gamaliel121:
Nice one.

Wristbangle and tosyne2much..

Rugged combo...



I like bitchessss that flirt tho....

why they gotta be bitches though ? why they cant just be hos ?

i got hos, i got hossss in different area code

10 rules dude. @OP

sukkot:
why they gotta be bitches though ? why they cant just be hos ?

i got hos, i got hossss in different area code

Really? I thought you didn't do that kind of thing. Are you one of the hypocrites you like to talk about?

sukkot:
why they gotta be bitches though ? why they cant just be hos ?

i got hos, i got hossss in different area code

A-RIya code. (2xtimes)

Lmao!!!! This is freaking hilarious! Especially taking selfie everywhere, looool!

wristbangle:


I wan add more self but I just dey fear the others.

I tink say d gods don giv u backing ni

Shoroniyen

Setaje:


A-RIya code. (2xtimes)

luda

lets see what comments ladie would drop on this thread...

catlova:


I tink say d gods don giv u backing ni

Bros, which god's? Abi dem dey angry say , write those monikers. Abeg I wan live very long life

texanomaly:


Really? I thought you didn't do that kind of thing. Are you one of the hypocrites you like to talk about?

its a song by ludacriss how are ya texan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FP3DFVXARw

The names u mentioned they are coming for urhead.

wristbangle:
Tosyne2much about point 3, ladies on this very forum and facebook are so guilty of this act that imagine a lady bearing "suliat", now repackaging and re branding herself to suzzy. The following monikers such as prettythicksme, pretydiva, pinkiberry, eroticangelina, queenbarbie, misspicy, adufetohposh, etc are guilty of this act. (abeg sweeries I dey joke o, make una no break my head)

10. They always claim to have hang out with top celebrities

Most flirts are synonymous with this attribute. They will upload pictures of them forcefully pecking/kissing top celebrities in a way to feel I am a classic babe. To be candid, una be confirm "chronic olosho babe"

11. They are extremely dumb and lazy

They are just too lazy to read informative post and too dumb to comprehend innovation but when it comes to silly topics, you will see them arguing as if they want to win a lottery.

nice writeup... buh some are not really flirts, only trying to catch fun

btw will this change their modus operandi?

sukkot:
its a song by ludacriss how are ya texan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FP3DFVXARw

I'm good. How have you been? How goes "endtime things"?

texanomaly:


I'm good. How have you been? How goes "endtime things"?

been aiiitttt. endtime thangs is heating up very good. russia as we speaking packing all their ammos and bombers to the middle-east. the final showdown about to begin. its about to get real

no 6 sha...
Na d hustling guy dey do himself...
You never really hammer na im you go dey follow these end time social media babes... you'll be hustling in vain...

prettythicksme:
Dammmm

Hehehehehe! See lips abeg!

This lips be like wetin done chop gala wella oh!

sukkot:
been aiiitttt. endtime thangs is heating up very good. russia as we speaking packing all their ammos and bombers to the middle-east. the final showdown about to begin. its about to get real

Things are definitely heating up...

tosyne2much, i disagree with a couple of points.... and a flirt like a guy earlier stated, is more of a cork-tease. She would rather not meet you in person, you won't find her personal info online, she'll probably just pull your legs and use terms of endearment with you, she may not put up her full picture- assuming it's even her real picture.

They're usually just fooling around, lots of guys take them seriously though.


These things you listed are characteristics of an internet olosho, not a flirt.


How far with Emusmith, the third musketeer?

I'm one,I no go lie.though its just for fun nothing major,except a selected few,though I never chuke any before,NL girls kini dey boom reach high heavens

texanomaly:


Things are definitely heating up...

you know it. and it aint slowing down till the chickens come home to roost.

wristbangle:
Tosyne2much about point 3, ladies on this very forum and facebook are so guilty of this act that imagine a lady bearing "suliat", now repackaging and re branding herself to suzzy. The following monikers such as prettythicksme, pretydiva, pinkiberry, eroticangelina, queenbarbie, misspicy, adufetohposh, etc are guilty of this act. (abeg sweeries I dey joke o, make una no break my head)

10. They always claim to have hang out with top celebrities

Most flirts are synonymous with this attribute. They will upload pictures of them forcefully pecking/kissing top celebrities in a way to feel I am a classic babe. To be candid, una be confirm "chronic olosho babe"

11. They are extremely dumb and lazy

They are just too lazy to read informative post and too dumb to comprehend innovation but when it comes to silly topics, you will see them arguing as if they want to win a lottery.

I really don't blame u if buhari had provided enough jobs, jobless losers lyk u wouldn't av the mouth and time to type trashh.

wristbangle:
Tosyne2much about point 3, ladies on this very forum and facebook are so guilty of this act that imagine a lady bearing "suliat", now repackaging and re branding herself to suzzy. The following monikers such as prettythicksme, pretydiva, pinkiberry, eroticangelina, queenbarbie, misspicy, adufetohposh, etc are guilty of this act. (abeg sweeries I dey joke o, make una no break my head)

10. They always claim to have hang out with top celebrities

Most flirts are synonymous with this attribute. They will upload pictures of them forcefully pecking/kissing top celebrities in a way to feel I am a classic babe. To be candid, una be confirm "chronic olosho babe"

11. They are extremely dumb and lazy

They are just too lazy to read informative post and too dumb to comprehend innovation but when it comes to silly topics, you will see them arguing as if they want to win a lottery.

Silly topics e.g KUWTK, Africa Magic movies.

buygala:
ok


12- The Stalkers...These ones stalk mostly the Automobile and Properties sections of nairaland, hoping to catch rich fish. .. Na den u go dey see dem comment for car sale thread like.... "Nice ride... hope the carpets and airfresheners are factory-fitted too?" ... They make a list of monikers active there and proceed to 'innocently' insinuate themselves into the awareness of these monikers later on.

13- The Catfishers....They only take pishures of their body's major selling point... If she is facially disadvantaged or nyansh deficient, be sure you will be assaulted with a zoomed-in image of her heavily padded breastts and a sucked-in tummy if you have the misfortune of trying to view her profile .....

14- The Snakes-in-the-Monkey-Shadow..... These ones will have funny monikers and aliases like 'Godisgood, DaughterofZion, BlessedChild. ... Their piety is a disguise for a well organizational Aristo scheme to catch unsuspecting males.... These ones are professional Oloshos forming Virgin Mary... Approach them at your own risk

15- The signboards. ... These ones have nothing to contribute to any thread being discussed, but they will be dragging frontpage with those who have something reasonable to say ... They just come on a thread and be like or or ... They understand that as long as their moniker has the 'f' attached to it, boys will always view it, and mostly quote her and start perusing her from there

The braggarts. . These ones will open a thread and narrate how 7 boys in her church are fighting over her, how her fiancee has refused to travel abroad for his masters because he doesn't want to lose her, and similar crap . ...All these are just ways to increase her 'market visibility and value'





*removes dirty BYC singlet, fans self with plastic handfan, puts one hand inside dirty boxers and repositions my scrotum while enjoying the lagoon-view ..... #ghostmodespectator

Haha. You're so on point.

francizy:


Hehehehehe! See lips abeg!

This lips be like wetin done chop gala wella oh!

i love eating gala!!