I was going through a Dept whatsapp group and I found out these funny letter TiTle: Letter to my future.so I decide to share it with fellow Nairalanders.......Here it goes

LETTER TO MY FUTURE WIFE:=>
My dear future wife,where ever u are now open ur
ears wide,so as to hear what am about to tell u
now.
I know say one guy go dey deceive u now say na
u bi im all & all,make sure u protect urself 4 me
o...
Becouse boys of nowadays too dey chook eye 4
anoda person food if u need to wear bullet proof
please do it 4 my sake,bcouse i ur future husband
LOVES u xo much...
Abeg no expire b4 i meet u bcouse i no wan eat
reminat....Keep urself 4 me & 4 our unborn
children,cos we need every bit of u....
And As 4 U Wey Dey Help Me Parol D
Jungle,Listen To Me:=>
U see dose two oranges wey dey ha front...
No b toy o,no turn dem to slippers b4 i meet ha....
Na my children milk industry b dat,no be ur
playing toy wey u go just dey rotate ham lyk fan
and turn ham to Mouka pillow.....
If u need milk go buy ur own or find anodar milk
outsid.....
No bi 4 my future wife body u go dey display ur
Talent..
And as 4 d Central Processing Unit {C.P.U} no go
dere o....
No tell mi say u no know weything b C.P.U b4
thunder go fire u!
The place {C.P.U} na 4 me & me alone...
No bi free to air.....
I rest my case
sign
Ur future husband...

I hope you no dey also enter another person wife CPU, make thunder no fire you join.

Hahahahahahaha@op. Quite funny. I love it.

Crap!✖️✖️

Adaure4ever:
Hahahahahahaha@op.
Quite funny.
I love it.

Seems everything amuses you

STFUareyouGod:
Crap!✖️✖️


Seems everything amuses you

hahahahahahahahahaha

hmmm

Adaure4ever:
hahahahahahahahahaha

and there we go....... She's laughing again. She can't help it. No, she can't. Smh

MTWSSSHHH

STFUareyouGod:
and there we go....... She's laughing again. She can't help it. No, she can't. Smh

don't mind me, I love laughing and being happy.
Daz my nature.
#team_Ochias

Adaure4ever:
don't mind me, I love laughing and being happy.
Daz my nature.
#team_Ochias

wow! I hope it's not contagious tho? I'm thinking its a virus

Adaure4ever:
don't mind me, I love laughing and being happy.
Daz my nature.
#team_Ochias

Nice reply u gat #MaturedMindsonly behave like dz

STFUareyouGod:
Crap!✖️✖️



Seems everything amuses you

Lol.

I am still trying to understand the point the OP is trying to pass across.

Op
Wen last did u smoke

asis81:
Nice reply u gat #MaturedMindsonly behave like dz

thankz dear and happy xmas

Kinda funny