prisiluv:
..To urinate!

prisiluv:
..To urinate!

prisiluv:
..To urinate!

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

TrapLORD:
OP see as ya brezz stand @Dp, I will buy u a land in lekki cos I'm an estate agent
Just let me suck that brezz small

prisiluv:

..To urinate!

Love Machine:
And na one match dey always spoil their bet tickets.

Ganoderma:


Let me answer you one by one.

1. They can never love one lady.

That's a lie. When a guy decides to love..........its just one person. If he has more than one.....then he is not loving. He is just having fun. Understand that.

2. They love sex more than anything.

Well we love sex. That is very correct. Much the same as girls like to be secure. But that we love it more than anything else is a bloody lie. That's utterly impossible. What then will you say about fame and power.

3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.

Let me rephrase that.......Ladies enjoy being lied to. As long as the lie gratifies their self image......ladies don't mind being lied to. (e.g GUY: I love you pass my mama....I swear. LADY: Starts blushing (and says something like "ooooh baby" Abi I lie?

4. They talk softly while conning ladies.

Nope.....we are not cunning ladies........we are possessing our possession....its the trademark of a sharp shooter. A skilled hunter. We are simple bending you to our will. Ofcourse we will speak softly. What did you expect....scream into your ears?

5. They are Heart breakers.

Heartbreakers.......this one is so lame. Really!? Heartbreakers? Well we simply learnt from the very best.......Ladies

6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.

Well.......I admit that. But that's becaue you like to hear Heaven and Earth. You can't blame a brother for being a strategic hunter.

7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

See response 1........its just fun

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.

Well........true. But then again why would you go and get pregnant for a guy you are not married to. This one is not on the guys. Its on you. Afterall, you knew the consequences before consenting.

9. They are specialists in confusing girls.

We don't need to be specialist to get ladies confused. Ladies come preloaded with confusion. All you need is trigger a hormone imbalance.


10. 80% of conning boys are broke.

They are broke..duh! If they don't con they don't get the girl. Besides, I though girls were the specialist broke-asse detectors.


11. They're wicked.

So are ladies.

12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby

Again.....its just fun.....and truth be told most girls like it that way.

13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that disvirgined this girl.

Weeeeellll..........not necessarily......but that's an extra feather to the cap.

14. Many of them are jobless.

More than half the youths in Nigeria are jobless......so talk another one jo.

15. A lot of them are pretenders.

Pretenders......pretending to be what? Your knight in shining amour?

16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you

Oh boy, I have seen this point like a gazillion times already. Its not love its fun. When sex is the ultimate end goal, then its not love....its just fun. "I love you" in that case is just a key to unlock the doors to "Jerusalem"

17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.

The only reason a relationship had sex in the first place is because they both wanted the sex. Besides what do you think the binding tie in a relationship is? Is it not sex? If there was no sexual attraction would their even be a relationship in the first place? Or why else would you call a romantic love between two people of the same sex "gay" and unnatural?

18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.

Say something else DAMNIT!!!

19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.



20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

I doubt even you believe that.

Iykon1313:
Guys love sex alot but women enjoy it more than guys.

Lagusta:


I value my girlfriends more than football....

I'm not a fan of any team, I don't follow the premiership or all that, and I'm not gay.....

there are lots of men who do better things with their time than watch a crappy Chelsea match....

daclint:


and very proud of it.

daclint:


and very proud of it.

Evathyst:


Shey you know that face guys make when they want to 'CUM?'

Lanceslot:
Gaybriel, I know you'll like telemundo.

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

Sacluxpaint:



Can you show me where the virgin island is? Virgins are endangered species, so extinction is not far from it. Out of a population of 170 million, virgins are not up to 1 million.

donTbone:

Lemme just assume your Male Folks are amidst the list then...
Takia!

Michizzy:

At least, there are still virgins. U guys got to believe some girls when they say they are.

Michellla:
They also value football/Pes more than their girlfriends

Sacluxpaint:

Except I go to the hospital and confirm myself. I ain't believing sh**. Although not my criteria for relationship though, lying about it is what pisses guys off.

Michizzy:

It's a good thing you mentioned hospital. Some guys will be like "Babe, how am I gonna believe u are a virgin, prove it to me.". Ask them how and sex is the answer.
WTF, will the hymen still close after the proof.

Evathyst:
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.