your dick is about to get served

Cut it off sharply

The op's monika and the so called trending twitter handle have something in common.
















In fact they re actually the same person

And the idiot will allow her to feel important or threatening...


I love sex but not to an extend that my girl will carry a weapon without my knowledge..............sorry.......I am not that weak and stupid...........


Its good for jokes but in reality.....:........If she succeded it means you deserve it ........cos you are a weakling........and thats just sad.

She should also not cheat on him.

Na to cut the hot dog and fry the two eggs give owner chop

jaelz:
A twitter user @blabyjaelz has been trending on Twitter all day after he shared the hilarious but real and scary picture below that his girlfriend left him on the freezer... Guys can u deduce what she's talking about?

cc: ishilove, onila, tosyne2much, lalasticlala, prettythicksme

I'll give her one final polish and then give her the heave ho.

I'll just make sure to do it on a Thursday cause that's trash pickup day.

How do I get rid of her clean? See pic of how I'll decorate my extra room and I'll start throwing in my Ijebu accent heavily

prettythicksme:
I am now a mod

A mod when it comes to bleeping issues

This is not even close to funny.

This a sneak-peek into the mental state of a very unstable woman.

You're dealing with a ticking time-bomb that something will eventually set off. It doesn't have to be cheating.

Don't wait until you're missing parts to end things.

I saw only apple and plantain. There is God o

she must be a witch..to even threaten like dat

She's just showing her love and appreciate for the Johnson. The knife is just there to illustrate the edibility of the Johnson.

Lol... Touch the freezer and I cut off u d*ck!

omo this is serious o,buzli boo boo

the threat is very real.

I'd definitely leave a similar fruity pattern too.

Who's got an idea

Lol!

vfactor:
The op's monika and the so called trending twitter handle have something in common.
















In fact they re actually the same person

I admire your intelligence

You never see gobe[color=#006600][/color].

sundoj08:
the threat is very real.

I'd definitely leave a similar fruity pattern too.

Who's got an idea

No need to run! "TWO" can play the game!

Leave the 'ebo" (sacrifice!) as she made it but remember to add your own bit.

Stick a BULLET into each Red Grape (women gat two breast , right?)... and pretend you did not even see it.

From then on, may the fastest person to draw his/her gun first, ....survive.

Excuzeme:



No need to run! "TWO" can play the game!

Leave the 'ebo" (sacrifice!) as she made it but remember to add your own bit.

Stick a BULLET into each Red Grape (women gat two breast , right?)... and pretend you did not even see it.

From then on, may the fastest person to draw his/her gun first, ....survive.

Lool world war 3 obviously

mascot87:
If the guy is not ready to cheat on the babe then this shouldn't be a problem to him. Simple

This days girls turn imagination to reality. I will advise the guy to bail out now bfor story enter the Mata.

Bullcrap
See the wabbish these mods keep pushing to fp.

If I were the guy I will call off the relationship immediately whether I cheat on her or not. She's mentally sick.

/
Nothing to.worry about.

People who would carry out such threats do not warn or send subtle messages.

They are usually quiet and calm.

And they will cut with no hesitation.

Barking dogs do not bite.
/

Ajusshi:
That must be that LadyF

Are you sure

Very funi, she mean his joystick is at risk.

I can't accept this kind of play.......very expensive.......we must call it a quit...before my generation will go into extinction.

bashsani:
I admire your intelligence

. Thanks. I think u re equally intelligent.