ipledge10:
Make I book space though am not chronic,maybe twice in a week...sometimes 0 for 2 weeks

you gotta stop bro.. no ill feeling




it ruins and kills..

Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

ROTFLMAO, una no go kee person I swear

Nche95:
ya.. an active member of M.A.N. Anambra chapter

na America Association of Wankers (AAW) New York chapter. ..but mine is not much,I get control over it...only if excessively bored

Nche95:
ya.. an active member of M.A.N. Anambra chapter

Lol. U are not ready to drop the act bro. U got me laffin bad

There's nothing wrong with masturbation. Infact it is very healthy. The only problem is when it starts interfering with your relationship/love life e.g when u prefer to masturbate than be with your partner.

Excessive masturbation too isnt good. Twice or 3times a week is ok.

adren:
i stormed on one guy's post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright's mom did on instagram).. NL can make you want to co.mit suicide without killing yourself.... lolssss


to everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator's flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the "masturbators association of nigeria- MAN" myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don't wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn't easy but i am a living proof..




1. avoid been alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. desist from porn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2015).. i was feeling lonely, idle and 'single'.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite porn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself 'o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don't want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i'd just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm...

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won't come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

4. get a girlfriend or pay for a one-night stand/quickie (olosho): this is a long-term solution.. i know myself.. even if i tried to stop masturbating, and i do not find a long term solution to my problem by looking for a "LASWMA" to leave my 'trash' for, my case might end up been like that girl in the bible whose demon was cast out and the demon went to invite seven others..

masturbation has a way of torturing sex freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from ondo and they are only second to calabar girls on "baddest nigerian babes list." if such thing exists..




on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i dont know if ladies can utilise my 'tested and trusted' methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatised, share how u conquered it.
you would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not "oyinbo man" recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!!

Bro, you funny die! I don Laff so tey, my ribs dey pain me.

Nche95:
ya.. an active member of M.A.N. Anambra chapter

you have to tender your resignation tomorrow..


anambra get fine babes na.. how come u no see at least one bleep¿¿¿


you dey fvck up ooo¡¡¡ and u be fine boy finally

adren:


you gotta stop bro.. no ill feeling




it ruins and kills..

if I no won stop,I no go enter dz thread

steppin:
Bro, you funny die! I don Laff so tey, my ribs dey pain me.

there is a hidden message in the humor..
i hope you got it..
have a good night rest

Mehn DAT uncompleted building stuff is hilarious well, Nowadays it is hard to avoid porn, because soft porn is everywhere especially the music channels.

If you are very observant, you will notice that while watching music videos with half unclad girls your sexual energy will start to rise, ( No! Not your private part). If you continue to watch them throughout the day, the energy starts to pile up, and becomes so strong that even after you stopped watching the soft porn, you will need huge determination/ will power to resist masturbation. So if you masturbate a lot, start to monitor how ur body reacts when it is excited before your private part rises.

Yes!. op is sooo right about the urinating stuff.
Lastly if you find it hard to resist the urge and you find yourself masturbating again, just try your possible best to not ejaculate or delay ejaculation for a long time.

I'd rather masturbate than pay an olosho

matter o fact, where is my vaseline

According to the OP .....
One "solution" to masturbatiön is to fück Ashawöo
If anything, the later exposes you to diseases!!!

Doncharis:
This is a very nice informative and educative write-up... You did a very good job here@OP..Keep it up ;DThis is a very nice informative and educative write-up... You did a very good job here@OP..Keep it up

thanks bro..

i am honoured to have shared this piece and helped others..

nescafe will help u out in this. if you want to quit masturbation drink nescafe when the urge comes.try this discovery made by me.

adren:



you have to tender your resignation tomorrow..


anambra get fine babes na.. how come u no see at least one bleep¿¿¿


you dey fvck up ooo¡¡¡ and u be fine boy finally

i no too get morale to approach them babes.. na when i come enter sch, na em i come put interest for babe matter.

tunnyl:
Mehn DAT uncompleted building stuff is hilarious well, Nowadays it is hard to avoid porn, because soft porn is everywhere especially the music channels.

If you are very observant, you will notice that while watching music videos with half unclad girls your sexual energy will start to rise, ( No! Not your private part). If you continue to watch them throughout the day, the energy starts to pile up, and becomes so strong that even after you stopped watching the soft porn, you will need huge determination/ will power to resist masturbation. So if you masturbate a lot, start to monitor how ur body reacts when it is excited before your private part rises.

Yes!. op is sooo right about the urinating stuff

thanks bro for shedding more light on this..

banttieman:


Lol. U are not ready to drop the act bro. U got me laffin bad

if i am not ready, i won't be on this thread commenting..

adren:




thanks bro for shedding more light on this..

My pleasure bro.

Nche95:
i no too get morale to approach them babes.. na when i come enter sch, na em i come put interest for babe matter.

you don get babe now¿¿

you don stop¿¿


i even dey plan to come to anambra.. u fit give me babe to pass the night with¿¿

ipledge10:
na America Association of Wankers (AAW) New York chapter. ..but mine is not much,I get control over it...only if excessively bored

like once a week? or twice a month

Nche95:
my brother, real naija mojo.. i won't be surprise if i see my neighbour's sextape or leakphoto there

hiphopnaija Is THE Baddest. ..I need that site blocked

chopido:
this topic is a very important topic because I know what it feels like to be in this bondage that evil urge to satisfy ur self sexually.I have been there before. Initially I thought there was no going back from it for me. But early this eayr after 10 days of fasting and praying session organized by my church i find myself free from it that urge no longer comes and I desist from things that may lead me to it
I took my prayer life seriously and read my bible everyday and I am getting to two months without that urge to masturbate. Me before na three times in a day for seven days. I thank God am no longer that man anymore. If u want to be free u must first of all come to terms with ur self. Tell ur self the truth that this is bondage and to be free from it u need to fight hard. God is there to help u as long as u are willing to say I am no longer that person. I will be writing on the steps in my book Freedom from Addiction. A step to freedom

thanks for sharing your experience..

Nche95:
like once a week? or twice a month

like twice a week...but sometimes none...

I like maself..if i wan stop i go just stop.
If i wan start i go just start.
No strings attached i dont see starting or stopping as a big deal

ThisCouldBeUs:
They say it causes back pain.

And u can also hit ur head on d wall

ThisCouldBeUs:
They say it causes back pain.

And u can also hit ur head on d wall

kobonaire:
According to the OP ..... One "solution" to masturbatiön is to fück Ashawöo If anything, the later exposes you to diseases!!!

ah¡¡¡ abeg, no misquote me ooo..
if u no get bsbe or u don try the other methods.. then u can try an olosho..
olosho sef comes with lots of risk..
STD, magun, curses etc

adren:


you gotta stop bro.. no ill feeling




it ruins and kills..

How does it ruin and kill people? Rubbish! Please do whatever you want. Africans and over religiousness, yet we are the most corrupt.

joey150:
I like maself..if i wan stop i go just stop.
If i wan start i go just start.
No strings attached i dont see starting or stopping as a big deal

so i thought until it got really worse that i can do that shiiiii 5 times in a day..


masturbation has a way of looking like codeine.. i will just feel weak and could sleep all day..


please stop.. for the sake of ur kids

Why are girls really cool with masturbating?? most guys feel ashamed but the girls see nothing wrong with it.
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mean while somewhere in oshobo a black Yoruba.girl is digging deep

marshborn:

How does it ruin and kill people? Rubbish! Please do whatever you want. Africans and over religiousness, yet we are the most corrupt.

boss.. i no holy ooo.. infact, i get control tommorow night even after val own..

trust me.. it isnt good for one..


it reduces your sexual prowess, your sperm count and constitutes to inability to father a child..

i once heard of a guywho commited suicide in his room after his mom caught him jerking off..

so.. u would agree with me that it kills and it ruins..

hungryboy:
My guy,
Girlfriend too cost to maintain,
Olosho na fvck and pay,
But vaseline na only 50naira dem dey sell am,
Tell me which one a broke guy like me will go for?

With olosho:
- you have to pay for extra rounds
- you can even get STDs like HIV if you are not careful enough

None of this with vaseline

#team vaseline treasurer