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Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:54pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:




you don get babe now¿¿

you don stop¿¿


i even dey plan to come to anambra.. u fit give me babe to pass the night with¿¿
ashi? that one dey..
about me having babe. my longest relationship lasted 5 days...
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nobody: 8:55pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....
That xvideos ehn, na gobe! the day them ban that site is the day that the vaseline people will experience crash in their market as the team vaseline boys go scatter!
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by adren(m): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
dhtml18:

With olosho: - you have to pay for extra rounds - you can even get STDs like HIV if you are not careful enough
None of this with vaseline
#team vaseline treasurer

haba¡¡¡ u gotta stop..
just imagine how you'd feel if ur dad catches you...
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
ipledge10:
hiphopnaija Is THE Baddest. ..I need that site blocked
all of them need to be blocked
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by marshborn(m): 8:57pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:



boss.. i no holy ooo.. infact, i get control tommorow night even after val own..

trust me.. it isnt good for one..


it reduces your sexual prowess, your sperm count and constitutes to inability to father a child..

i once heard of a guywho commited suicide in his room after his mom caught him jerking off..

so.. u would agree with me that it kills and it ruins..
Explain how it reduces sperm count. Are you a scientist? Most foreigners in the western world even say its healthy. So I don't know where you are getting your facts from. Allow the man do whatever he please, its his dick after all.
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by adren(m): 8:58pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nche95:
ashi? that one dey.. about me having babe. my longest relationship lasted 5 days...

i no want ashi oooo . .
i get more than enough ashi at my disposal already...
na clean babe i want..
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:59pm On Feb 15, 2016
ipledge10:
like twice a week...but sometimes none...
i have stayed two weeks without doing that shit, then i later fell back on it..
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by takuradua: 8:59pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nche95:
premarital sexx is better. mastabation steals ur happiness
Justmenoni.... You hear? That your kini wey done smooth like silk
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by mAskA78(m): 9:01pm On Feb 15, 2016
My friend you can gist me more next time..if you are looking for more babes, contact me okay..
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by takuradua: 9:01pm On Feb 15, 2016
marshborn:

Explain how it reduces sperm count. Are you a scientist? Most foreigners in the western world even say its healthy. So I don't know where you are getting your facts from. Allow the man do whatever he please, its his dick after all.
Stfuareyougod see your brother
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nobody: 9:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
Tat sh.it comes back bruhh....Ts nt smthn yhu just leggo....

Ts all about how yhu see yhurself....If my hand is itching me wnt I scratch it?....Same rules I apply...My gurl thinks ts hot too.....undecided
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:



i no want ashi oooo . .

i get more than enough ashi at my disposal already...

na clean babe i want..
okay.. i no too dey rapport with babes
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by millhouse: 9:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
Kai
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Dronedude(m): 9:03pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

Bro leave matter Xvideos is the best. If u haven't seen it u r blessed becos it will make u loose ur belt.
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by tunnyl(m): 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:


so i thought until it got really worse that i can do that shiiiii 5 times in a day..


masturbation has a way of looking like codeine.. i will just feel weak and could sleep all day..


please stop.. for the sake of ur kids

Yes!. It releases dopamine just like those hard drugs and messes your brain up. The reason people get tired is because the ejaculate very fast the first time because of the strength of the urge. If you can delay the first release for like 10minutes, the urge will reduce, and you won't feel tired. Gradually, you will go from everyday to every week then every two weeks then onces in a month.
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by marshborn(m): 9:05pm On Feb 15, 2016
avalontony:
Jesus delivers...... ..... There is power in the name of jesus to break the yoke of masturbation.
Wetin bring jesus enter this matter now? We Africans are hypocrites, na we go church pass yet na we corrupt pass.

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Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by stonemasonn: 9:07pm On Feb 15, 2016
stan4guy6:
nescafe will help u out in this. if you want to quit masturbation drink nescafe when the urge comes.try this discovery made by me.
Sure way to heart attack
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nobody: 9:08pm On Feb 15, 2016
takuradua:

Stfuareyou.god see your brother
so Na you be this sef? shocked shocked

Did not check your profile sef. So Na you dey disturb me since. If I spank that your small yansh ehnnn angry angry

Btw, how's he my bro?
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by adren(m): 9:09pm On Feb 15, 2016
tunnyl:


Yes!. It releases dopamine just like those hard drugs and messes your brain up. The reason people get tired is because the ejaculate very fast the first time because of the strength of the urge. If you can delay the first release for like 10minutes, the urge will reduce, and you won't feel tired. Gradually, you will go from everyday to every week then every two weeks then onces in a month.


thanks baba..

cc marshborn
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by haryomikun(m): 9:10pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

hahahahaha. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy u gorrit bro. naijauncut hav this mumu topic headings ehn grin

Www.TheMchub.com
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by adren(m): 9:10pm On Feb 15, 2016
marshborn:

Wetin bring jesus enter this matter now? We Africans are hypocrites, na we go church pass yet na we corrupt pass.


lolssss...
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by takuradua: 9:11pm On Feb 15, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
so Na you be this sef? shocked shocked

Did not check your profile sef. So Na you dey disturb me since. If I spank that your small yansh ehnnn angry angry

Btw, how's he my bro?

Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Deo1986(m): 9:11pm On Feb 15, 2016
NEVER! i can't stop masturbating. thanks for the tips though. am masturbating as am reading this lol.
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! ! tongue tongue tongue
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog. cheesy grin grin
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE cool
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!! embarassed embarassed
egovin, remember you said you'll try and stop it. what happened?
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nche95:
premarital sexx is better. mastabation steals ur happiness
says who?

What proof do u hav! undecided
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
takuradua:
.
what's 'materbating'? undecided

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Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by adren(m): 9:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
stonemasonn:
Sure way to heart attack

got me wondering too..
nescafe will make ur eyes shut out without sleeping.. masturbation will help u to sleep faster and like a baby..
so..if u took nescafe, masturbate if u want to sleep..

so.. nescafe cant help bro..
or..please, shed more light on nescafe
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by aldexrio(m): 9:14pm On Feb 15, 2016
stevenson007:
what is masturbation please
Gerrah here
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:14pm On Feb 15, 2016
haryomikun:


hahahahaha. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy u gorrit bro. naijauncut hav this mumu topic headings ehn grin

Www.TheMchub.com
lol... funke the orange seller in yaba shares her big ballon on whatsapp for 200 naira...

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Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by kobonaire(m): 9:16pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:



ah¡¡¡ abeg, no misquote me ooo..

if u no get bsbe or u don try the other methods.. then u can try an olosho..

olosho sef comes with lots of risk..

STD,
magun, curses etc
OK oh, so you need to update your OP with this new warning (see bold), otherwise starting this night you will be responsible for the upswing in olosho business grin
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by takuradua: 9:18pm On Feb 15, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
what's 'materbating'? undecided
Geh a dictionary
Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Jerryolumide(m): 9:19pm On Feb 15, 2016
tripplephi:
Well getting a girlfriend is not the way because it's still leading you to premarital sex.... I feel trying get to stop an habit like this is exactly why makes it grow.... So to add to your list. Just replace the habit
replace with?

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