darlenese:
Guys lie
Guys cheat
Guys this
Guys that

Every Saturday a girl gets married to a GUY !

Siddon there they analyse rubbish

Dont mind OP and her co partner, na their type at 50years go they shout "oh God, even if na albino"

nubian999:






I have died, gone to heaven, cum back, and dead again!!!

Mrcork you will not keeeee me

#Funniest Troll Alive

[size=3pt]I'm in front of the fan right now[/size]

I tire 4 d guy tooo

mostHandsome01:

Dont mind OP and her co partner, na their type at 50years go they shout "oh God, even if na albino"

We haf hear dat one tire, come up with another story

MrCork:



...we confuse wit yor grabapolistick story.......so r u sayn u & Naughtynaughty are lovers but not realy lesssbians...correct?...

wait nah!
We are talking A nd you are talking B
Did u read at all

HateU2:
U sound desperate thou

why does SHE sound desperate?

I had to check the GENDER you were chatting to...


Don't forget she has, like you claim; 'The Power of the P.U.$.$.Y'

So the word 'Desperate' sounds soo... what's the word... OUT OF PLACE.

lying make gals like u some times

obiorathesubtle:
"Guys are liars" said aunty bola, while aunty sade listened closely..



That's how aunty sade died single at the age of 86 and aunty bola's grandchildren sponsored the burial..



Ladies Chose ye this day whom ye shall listen to..

Shit happens then you die. The end. #Life 101

nubian999:


why does SHE sound desperate?

I had to check the GENDER you were chatting to...


Don't forget she has, like you claim; 'The Power of the P.U.$.$.Y'

So the word 'Desperate' sounds soo... what's the word... OUT OF PLACE.

I hear u ooooo

MrCork:



...we confuse wit yor grabapolistick story.......so r u sayn u & Naughtynaughty are lovers but not realy lesssbians...correct?...

HateU2:
I hear u ooooo

I didn't say anything....

nubian999:


why does SHE sound desperate?

I had to check the GENDER you were chatting to...


Don't forget she has, like you claim; 'The Power of the P.U.$.$.Y'

So the word 'Desperate' sounds soo... what's the word... OUT OF PLACE.

dont mind the madam jare, if her own boo is a Lier, she should not bring her frustration on nairaland.

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

Sadist

mostHandsome01:

dont mind the madam jare, if her own boo is a Lier, she should not bring her frustration on nairaland.

You know she's telling the truth though

Man Lie so much God had to expose their assssses!!

nubian999:


You know she's telling the truth though

Man Lie so much God had to expose their assssses!!

Satan lied to eve
eve lied to adam
adam lied to God!
so telling a lie as been from the very beginning! but generalising that what ever a man says to his lover is all lies makes no sense!
if few eggs in a crate are bad, do we then say all the eggs are bad ??

dapsonlou:



[/s]Sadist[s]

Another one
Abi dats all

mostHandsome01:

dont mind the madam jare, if her own boo is a Lier, she should not bring her frustration on nairaland.

oro lati eni ogbeni yi dabi opolo re ni

HateU2:
oro lati eni ogbeni yi dabi opolo re ni

aunty HateU2 , calm down, se anja ni ?

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



?

Imagine, This post clearly shows that and why Nigerian babes are so stupid, negatively biased and mentally retarded. I guess a guy who really loves them should say the opposite of the aboves. This is why many of them dey find husband up and down and the ones wet marry dey suffer like crayfish cos of negative love sense.

mostHandsome01:

aunty Ha.teU2 , calm down, se anja ni ?

so, omo yoruba ni e abi

mostHandsome01:

Satan lied to eve
eve lied to adam
adam lied to God!
so telling a lie as been from the very beginning! but generalising that what ever a man says to his lover is all lies makes no sense!
if few eggs in a crate are bad, do we then say all the eggs are bad ??

Satan was a man Adam was a Man and so on and so forth so the numbers can't lie lol 1 woman in All your story


The op still make sense

princfred:
Imagine, This post clearly shows that and why Nigerian babes are so stupid, negatively biased and mentally retarded. I guess a guy who really loves them should say the opposite of the aboves. This is why many of them dey find husband up and down and the ones wet marry dey suffer like crayfish cos of negative love sense.

ok
Noted

Sometimes the truth have to be packaged with lies for something to be true.

HateU2:
so, omo yoruba ni e abi

bacon bacon sha, mo le pe ra mi ni omo yoruba! what am just trying to say is, kon se gbogbo okurin ni oniro!!!

nubian999:



Satan was a man Adam was a Man and so on and so forth so the numbers can't lie lol 1 woman in All your story


The op still make sense

lol ok i guess u right, men lie more but not all men are Liers!!

mostHandsome01:

bacon bacon sha, mo le pe ra mi ni omo yoruba! what am just trying to say is, kon se gbogbo okurin ni oniro!!!

se mo so pe gbogbo okunrin ni nd besides, it's just a thread. Kini big deal. Awon omo 9ja o se wa ni sense of humour kekere bayi Ehn!
Emi ati oremi kan catch fun ni oo.

U done minute, i mean ......you don't mean it

mostHandsome01:

lol ok i guess u right, men lie more but not all men are Liers!!

what ever helps you sleep at night Lying is wrong but hey so is life

HateU2:
se mo so pe gbogbo okunrin ni nd besides, it's just a thread. Kini big deal. Awon omo 9ja o se wa ni sense of humour kekere bayi Ehn!
Emi ati oremi kan catch fun ni oo.

lol of cause! i know its just for fun! jor ma binu!

nubian999:


what ever helps you sleep at night Lying is wrong but hey so is life

Absolutely!!

Trash...Like these points won't work on you over and over.

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction