HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

OP are you alright? In my life I have seen few guys that do all that. Most of my friends do not do those rubbish you wrote down there. Maybe because you like clubbing, going to beer parlour or you watch too much of Nollywood.Whenever we say "I love you or I miss you ",we mean it. But wait o, OP did your boyfriend break your heart or cheat on you recently?

kk...op...we don hear.... Certain this is er counter thread

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

...we confuse wit yor grabapolistick story.......so r u sayn u & Naughtynaughty are lovers but not realy lesssbians...correct?...

is it because I love, is it because I care, is it because I promise that I'll always be there

Hateu2 MA so all of dem are all lies ba pls tell us d one dat is truth. Fyn some are actually not in line but some are actually on point like say e no catch u.....

naughtynaughty:
ehm ehm.. In addition to my twinnie's nice speech:
I greet u all ooo, GUYS, a.k.a linus, lion.

Guys lie! Like a lot!
D funniest thing, guys with such character r usually overprotective of their female sistrs.. No criosly just check dem out. Think of dt ur 'player' male frnd nd c how much he protect his sis frm oda guys!

They don't want any guy around der sis @all ooooo, dey r like d military zone why?
Guys why?
Oh karma?
Yhr scared those sh!ts u do to oda grls wuld eventually be done to ur sista? How bad!

And all yea backup friends, lie lie guys bckup frnds.. U guys have no conscience aswr

Helloo Bisi, iyawo wa.. Ur bf go atm now now ooo, just gve him 3hours abeg
3hrs? Fr wat? To go straf anoda lady. Just rembr, karma is a b!tch dt knws evri's address nd ur name is alrdy on his list. I RISE!

cz d kingdom of pvssy suffereth violence nd only d violent can protect it

MrCork:



...we confuse wit yor grabapolistick story.......so r u sayn u & Naughtynaughty are lovers but not realy lesssbians...correct?

mr judge, do u ever sleep?

I don't see a reason why i won't come out clean if i want to flirt with a girl,why go about lying instead of reserving my energy for the main thing

Boyoski09:
bros u be bricklayer?

I said miss not mix

SaintHephzibah:
set of jobless people. Blame your nuisance on the alarming rate of joblessness in nigeria among the youths

ok!

To the two ladies who combined their RAMs to put up this write up una well done. That point 4, it says "u have the qualities I want in a girl" and not " you have ALL the qualities I want in girl". So technically no lie was told. How come u two didn't note that?

naughtynaughty:
mr judge, do u ever sleep?

...well am naaaaaaked right now sittin in front of the fan.... but not too close...

anyways whers that yor refugee Ghana friend calld HateU2? ... telll her i want to fight!

evy1:
I don't see a reason why i won't come out clean if i want to flirt with a girl,why go about lying instead of reserving my energy for the main thing

Thats how you will b lying. Never met a guy that says hey babe, come lets have ssex and forget each other. Thats honesty.

OP is a divorcee, what more can i say?

nitwitfabian:


Thats how you will b lying. Never met a guy that says hey babe, come lets have ssex and forget each other. Thats honesty.

You funny read through my post and understand it.

naughtynaughty:
female sistrs

Do we have "male" sisters

MrCork:



...well am naaaaaaked right now sittin in front of the fan.... but not too close...

anyways whers that yor refugee Ghana friend calld Hat.eU2? ... telll her i want to fight!

So, na me u wan fight abi
U don misss road Mr pekam london

HateU2:
So, na me u wan fight abi
U don misss road Mr pekam london

...come outside if u wanto fight!!

naughtynaughty:
ehm ehm.. In addition to my twinnie's nice speech:
I greet u all ooo, GUYS, a.k.a linus, lion.

Guys lie! Like a lot!
D funniest thing, guys with such character r usually overprotective of their female sistrs.. No criosly just check dem out. Think of dt ur 'player' male frnd nd c how much he protect his sis frm oda guys!

They don't want any guy around der sis @all ooooo, dey r like d military zone why?
Guys why?
Oh karma?
Yhr scared those sh!ts u do to oda grls wuld eventually be done to ur sista? How bad!

And all yea backup friends, lie lie guys bckup frnds.. U guys have no conscience aswr

Helloo Bisi, iyawo wa.. Ur bf go atm now now ooo, just gve him 3hours abeg
3hrs? Fr wat? To go straf anoda lady. Just rembr, karma is a b!tch dt knws evri's address nd ur name is alrdy on his list. I RISE!

What can I say sef..... anyway I will see what I can do to adjust sha...

SaintHephzibah:
[s][/s]set of jobless people. Blame your nuisance on the alarming rate of joblessness in nigeria among the youths[s][/s]

nd I can see thaat u ar workinh with chevron Mr 'jobful' man. Be a man not a 'BOY'
Mtchewwwwww
Naughtynaughty, see dis one ooo

Mypeople2:
OP are you alright? In my life I have seen few guys that do all that. Most of my friends do not do those rubbish you wrote down there. Maybe because you like clubbing, going to beer parlour or you watch too much of Nollywood.Whenever we say "I love you or I miss you ",we mean it. But wait o, OP did your boyfriend break your heart or cheat on you recently?

See jamb question ooo

MrCork:



...we confuse wit yor grabapolistick story.......so r u sayn u & Naughtynaughty are lovers but not realy lesssbians...correct?...

sharapppp

lanredavidju:
Hat.eu2 MA so all of dem are all lies ba pls tell us d one dat is truth. Fyn some are actually not in line but some are actually on point like say e no catch u.....

Noted bro

MrCork:



...come outside if u wanto fight!!

I just dey look u Mr pekam london

HateU2:

I just dey look u Mr pekam london

...u locky ama lover not a fighter and my £3,500 (cash) water bed is ready....am goin to bed...gooood nite!

MrCork:



...u locky ama lover not a fighter and my £3,500 (cash) water bed is ready....am goin to bed...gooood nite!

*sighs*

MrCork:



...u locky ama lover not a fighter and my £3,500 (cash) water bed is ready....am goin to bed...gooood nite!

Liar liar, pants on fire! tueh!

darlenese:
Guys lie
Guys cheat
Guys this
Guys that

Every Saturday a girl gets married to a GUY !

Siddon there they analyse rubbish

U sound desperate thou

MrCork:



...well am naaaaaaked right now sittin in front of the fan.... but not too close...

anyways whers that yor refugee Ghana friend calld HateU2? ... telll her i want to fight!

I have died, gone to heaven, cum back, and dead again!!!

Mrcork you will not keeeee me

#Funniest Troll Alive

[size=3pt]I'm in front of the fan right now[/size]

bufness:
cz d kingdom of pvssy suffereth violence nd only d violent can protect it

You scary I

Omzie:

Do we have "male" sisters

Help me ask?

[b][/b]ok