slyIsaac:



Threw the clothes she was holding at me... N walked out... Didn't eat tat night.... But she's never mentioned it,to me or anyone...

Haa, you're lucky! My mum will just call you to her room and start quoting Bible Verses for you. She will even add it to morning devotion prayers

This thread must be censored i am still under 18, i don't know what you guys are saying.
Laughing

Ioannes:


what the heck do you mean by "cover it there" after wetting our appetite ba? you must finish this story abeg.

Lool, are you here to read my story? Tell us your joor

layla129:

Lool, are you here to read my story? Tell us your joor

hehehe... after you dear.
I even went to get popcorn. please don't let it waste o.

Adebola02:
This thread must be censored i am still under 18, i don't know what you guys are saying.
Laughing

You want me to explain?

layla129:


Lol, thanks

UW, wats d weirdest tin,u ve eva done, and pliz don't ask me wat "weirdest" means?

layla129:

You want me to explain?

kindly explain ma

Brymo:
UW, wats d weirdest tin,u ve eva done, and pliz don't ask me wat "weirdest" means?

Introduce this same guy my mum caught me kissing to her

Adebola02:
kindly explain ma

Ok, have you ever been caught putting your peepee in a girl's chocolate Does that help?

layla129:


Ok, have you ever been caught putting your peepee in a girl's chocolate Does that help?

can you please explain in simple terms

layla129:


Introduce this same guy my mum caught me kissing to her

u obviously love d guy, it is far from weird, but ur mum wud b a very understanding woman. If it was my mum dat caught me kissing, o boy! I probably be in d seminary rite naw.

Brymo:
u obviously love d guy, it is far from weird, but ur mum wud b a very understanding woman. If it was my mum dat caught me kissing, o boy! I probably be in d seminary rite naw.

You don't know the hell i went through at home. The guy was just pushing me to do stupid things

layla129:


You don't know the hell i went through at home. The guy was just pushing me to do stupid things

ow old were u at dat time?

Brymo:
ow old were u at dat time?

16

layla129:


Haa, you're lucky! My mum will just call you to her room and start quoting Bible Verses for you. She will even add it to morning devotion prayers

Lol... True tat... A female friend told me once she was hot during her ovulation n decided to "flick her bean" n was caught by her mum..... Long story short.... Her mum took her to some church and told the pastor she was sure her daughter was possessed.. In front of the entire church.... She was so embarrassed... Africa sha...

when mum discovered the beautiful slippers I got for my ex then.... The yeye girl didnt come aroung to get it. Mum came into my room to check on me,i no knw weting carry her go my school bag, she saw it. Kasala burst. Popsi heard, everyone heard. Thank God i deleted my chat history with everyone on whatsapp if not, they wuld have known its nt just one gir but many girls. For 2mnths everything I did was wrng '' a 16yr old buying slippers for a girl. Already a maga'' lol... Popsi talk no be small. . . And now that I think of it, I was stupid ffor buying that thing.

layla129:


16

no wonder, sorry dat came out wrongly. I hate guys dat prey on ladies naiveness. Anyways there r tins i did wen i was naive, n i love dem, i always smile, wen i reminisce dis tins. R u still with dis guy?

NevetsIbot:
when mum discovered the beautiful slippers I got for my ex then.... The yeye girl didnt come aroung to get it. Mum came into my room to check on me,i no knw weting carry her go my school bag, she saw it. Kasala burst. Popsi heard, everyone heard. Thank God i deleted my chat history with everyone on whatsapp if not, they wuld have known its nt just one gir but many girls. For 2mnths everything I did was wrng '' a 16yr old buying slippers for a girl. Already a maga'' lol... Popsi talk no be small. . . And now that I think of it, I was stupid ffor buying that thing.

lol. but u were still young then na.

IghravweIG:

lol. but u were still young then na.

lol' my popsi no hear young o..... If I vex am for street then, next thing i go hear na ''a 16yr old buying slippers for a girl useless boy''.nothing wey youthful love no go make person do.

NevetsIbot:
when mum discovered the beautiful slippers I got for my ex then.... The yeye girl didnt come aroung to get it. Mum came into my room to check on me,i no knw weting carry her go my school bag, she saw it. Kasala burst. Popsi heard, everyone heard. Thank God i deleted my chat history with everyone on whatsapp if not, they wuld have known its nt just one gir but many girls. For 2mnths everything I did was wrng '' a 16yr old buying slippers for a girl. Already a maga'' lol... Popsi talk no be small. . . And now that I think of it, I was stupid ffor buying that thing.

Hahahaha...you should have lied you bought it for your sis

I was caught kissing an image of the Madonna

hifaif1:
I was caught kissing an image of the Madonna

Priest Priest

layla129:

Priest Priest

Daughter!!! Daughter!!!

NevetsIbot:
when mum discovered the beautiful slippers I got for my ex then.... The yeye girl didnt come aroung to get it. Mum came into my room to check on me,i no knw weting carry her go my school bag, she saw it. Kasala burst. Popsi heard, everyone heard. Thank God i deleted my chat history with everyone on whatsapp if not, they wuld have known its nt just one gir but many girls. For 2mnths everything I did was wrng '' a 16yr old buying slippers for a girl. Already a maga'' lol... Popsi talk no be small. . . And now that I think of it, I was stupid ffor buying that thing.

na small small person dey learn joor!... If you no do am then... Na now you for just dey do am.... N who knows.. With the current situation in Nigeria.. You fit go tap your pman reserve fuel....

Brymo:
no wonder, sorry dat came out wrongly. I hate guys dat prey on ladies naiveness. Anyways there r tins i did wen i was naive, n i love dem, i always smile, wen i reminisce dis tins. R u still with dis guy?

See ehn, the guy used my head . Funny enough, he's still the best i ever had. We no longer together

HoneyB10:
Remembering the good old days

Lol, i know you had a lot of adventures with this statement

layla129:
Hi everyone, how was your day?
This place looks boring tonight, let's make this holiday count. Tomorrow will soon be here ....had to come up with something.

Have you ever been caught making out or having sex by any of your parents or an older person?

My experience ; Mum caught me kissing my boyfriend on the street at night when she sent me on an errand...she came looking for me when it took me an hour plus to run an errand of 15mins. Let's just cover it there...i almost died

Let's spice things up !

lol
during my waec days me n ma babe dey under step they discuss oo from there kissing enter na our teacher catch us oooo.....that day I faint wake up

can a shadow be caught? there you go!!

slyIsaac:


na small small person dey learn joor!... If you no do am then... Na now you for just dey do am.... N who knows.. With the current situation in Nigeria.. You fit go tap your pman reserve fuel....

na your type dey learn am from age six in sunday school.

layla129:


Hahahaha...you should have lied you bought it for your sis

i swear that was my first lie! They know me very well to be stingy at home... Especially to my sisters. So, that lie didn't see the light of day. i told em ''mummy I got it for Favour na. Her bday is just nxt mnth''... Lol.... Mum was like ''we just entered this month, and her bday is at the nxt month ending. This boy lies tooo... Ha olorun mi...'' bible verse upon bible verse... ''dee... Dee ooo.. Come and see the gift your son got for his younger sister, its nt even any of his sisters size, let's thank him'' hehehe... Nain kasala burst. . Lol.

NevetsIbot:
na your type dey learn am from age six in sunday school.

Omo jesu like me...