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Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
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Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Greenfriend: 1:55pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Nogen:Glad U exposed urself, Judge Nogen. U heard her dig up irresponsible posts and U kept mum (or possibly ur fingers were weak to type then). U didn't remind ur bingo mentor Mamateniola1 that Uniport is a community where U can't even know all ur level mates. U suddenly found strength on seeing my response. Who even let U out of ur cage And pls, shut up cos I know many centres in Lagos that do their HSG for 15K. Next time, think b4 U type. I dare U, flabby buffalo loloonyeze:Yeah. One can get pregnant with a submucosal fibroid. Depends on the size of the tumour. But when pregnant, adequate care should be taken by ur doctor 2 avoid a miscarriage (especially in the 2nd trimester) |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by favoredgal: 2:10pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Tbaby4real: Moderator, why do you hide one of my post?? Please I need an explanation for your action? You would leave those that are advertising and those exchanging words and hide my innocent post. Please tell me why you hide my post Biko? You quoted the advertiser, that's prob why Thanks @ edunjobi*2 1 Like |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Tbaby4real(f): 2:13pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
edunjobix2: Thanks everyone for the wishes. This kind of blessing will enter your house too, amen . I wish I could mention everyone's names but I hear spambot is very sensitive nowadays. God bless the women that held down this place, alwaystrue you are a woman of character, you didn't run away like the rest of us. I stopped coming here after my first failed transfer, things were just different on this page. I am fine thank you dear....... Kisses to ejire. Read this for the girls: "ejire arasokun edunjobi, obekishi be kasha, obe is ile alakisa, won so di onigba aso, okan ni nbabi, eji lowoletomiwa". I hope you can read my yoruba? |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:14pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
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Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Tbaby4real(f): 2:14pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
ebony13: Congrats dr. Edunjobix2. God bless ur twins. May they growww and shine. Will mail you now...... Check your mail in ten minutes. |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Tbaby4real(f): 2:15pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Iyabetajos: * placing my ear to iyabetajos's mouth* oya tell me! I won know too. 1 Like |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:16pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Mamatriplet ki Mamatriplet (in my Gpapa language), whenever he wana praise any child he will say Redeemersave ki Redeemersave. Waooo, so good to have you here babe. my phone went haywire and had to repair it still not too good, so i lost my contacts, na why you no dey see me be that. i said my testimoy for ivf thread na when Nogen asked of me. Believe most pips read it and dint see ned to repost here. Am happy seriously for Beloved ooo, she made my day last night, actually read her post when i was about to retire to bed last night. Everyone will surely be joyful mother of godly children someday and its soon. I really think so much had been said about these scammers, maybe we should move ahead. Paul said, 'I press forward', God also told us not to remember the formal things, for He said 'i will do a new thing'. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by mamateniola1: 2:19pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Are you campaigning? Dont worry your party of gyne/skin doctor/ importer of supplement will win. I tot it was just a matter of time you will start swindling peeps, dunno say you don dey ask for money sef.. Na wah ... I dey laff oh.(in jagaban's voice n face) Greenfriend: 1 Like |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Tbaby4real(f): 2:21pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
favoredgal: Hahahahah, thank favoredgal. I don't know all this rules jare.... |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
@Ayakonah, you mean someone was asked by a 'pastor' to quit her marriage and she did? waoooo, God does not support divorce oooo. the bible say'by their fruit we shall know them', line upon line, 'precept upon precept' any word that contradict God's word is not for us His children, the truth we know will set us free..... if your husband is stubborn and does not want to change, your place is in prayer, you cant force him to change, pray and wait on God for a change not quitting the marriage. the power to change is with God not man or pastor. not all men should dance to the tune of the pastor you are following. his spirit might not agree with his own, so you dont need to force yourself out of the marriage. Please if you have left your husband for one fake prophecy, i beg prayerfully go back oooo. God can never contradict His word with fake prophecies of say man you marry has one god following him, its for you to pray and pray through with God's word. it is well. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by mamateniola1: 2:31pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Pls good ple, i actually logged in to ask this question about fertility-blend for men n fertilaid for men. Reading about both now n i wan buy one cos i realise dh has not been on any vitamin save wellness conception for men but it has finished n i say make i check for another pack na so fertility blend n fertilaid popped up. Now pls, which is advisable? From experience. Read alot of reviews on fertilaid for men but then... Anyone been having blighted ovum/ miscarriages, pls get your doctor to test you for vitamin d deficiency, underactive thyroid, celiac disease , gum disease(strange right) |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by ojitejiri(f): 2:34pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
No, I'm not taking bromelain now. I chose vitex and maca cos they r herbs and hence,natural (with no side effects). I'm not TTC this month or next month (not till my prolactin reduces anyway). I want to have it at hand for when I'm ready ( I plan to do a medicated cycle to try for twins once my prolactin reduces). I already have everything I need (even hcg trigger) but yey, bromelain seems to be impossible to get.. I really need the bromelain supplement cos I can't eat 37pineapples daily for 5 days.. DIDIVA: |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
mamateniola1: Pls good ple, i actually logged in to ask this question about fertility-blend for men n fertilaid for men. Reading about both now n i wan buy one cos i realise dh has not been on any vitamin save wellness conception for men but it has finished n i say make i check for another pack na so fertility blend n fertilaid popped up. Now pls, which is advisable? From experience. Read alot of reviews on fertilaid for men but then... Fertilaid for men. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:35pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
lets get on the lighter side with this jokes In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my mother get pregnant?" The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?" The little girl says, "Forty." The teacher says, "Yes, Your mother could get pregnant." The little girl asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." The teacher says, "Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl asks, "Can I get pregnant?" The teacher asks, "How old are you?" The little girl says, "I'm seven years old." The teacher says, "No, you can't get pregnant." The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about." 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Iyabetajos(f): 2:37pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
@beloved,congrats so happy for u ma. @Greenfriend,honestly am shocked at ur poor choice of words.its very sad dat u use such derogatory words on women.LET THERE B PEACE |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:42pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Pregnant Blonde The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more" I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Boots and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!" 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:49pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by mamateniola1: 2:50pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Abibaby, Nezzel & Paragonova, I am humbled & elated receiving such testimonies. GOD (not man) granted the increase. HIS mercies won't cease in ur lives. For all reading this, U are next in line 4 a bumper package. This is a season of fertility. GOD never performs HIS best in ur yesteryears. Ur house must stand!!! I'm up 4 a busy moment 2day. U can always call my attention/consults via Whatsapp (I am faster there) or Facebook. Be lifted! @greenfield, that was your reply to the paragonova dude that came here to praise you. You are not far apart from aunty horneypie, thats how dey praise her, n she like you here telling ple to block her..what happens behind, we never knew until God exposed her. Now how are you different? They met you behind n what baffles me in all these( will pardon you cos i no say your body dey peper you so you cldnt read my post well) is that i didnt accuse you of scamming ple or collecting money from anyone but...*coughs* I will never use foul language on anyone especially on social media (things printed go a long way and you that your name is like a stamp here..hummmm) and cos i was raised bera than that. btw, you were always buzy and whatsapp is convenient for you but you seem not to be buzy today oh. Werin happen? Now, be a good boy n go back to work. 2 Likes |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Top ways the world would change if men could get pregnant --------------------------------------------------------- Childbearing would become a professional sport, with the requisite sponsors, t.v. coverage, color commentators, betting and player endorsements. (Michael Jordan plugging breast pumps) Obstretricians and attending medical personnel would have to wear face masks, hard hats and full body armor during deliveries. Hospitals would have to spend significant dollars on upgrading soundproofing in their labour and delivery rooms. Men would spend even more time bragging about the size of their hemorroids than they do about the size of their penis. Stretch marks would be given a "real-men" name like "battle scars". Instead of lying about sexual conquests, men would lie about their stoic deliveries...("Hey man it was the first push at 10... the stirrups were up and I was bearing down on goal...) Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay There would be a cure for stretch marks Natural childbirth would become obsolete Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem All methods of birth control would be 100% effective Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained Men would be eager to talk about commitment They wouldn't think twins were so cute Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM Briefcases would be used as diaper bags Patenity suits would be a fashion line of clothes They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." There would be no such thing as a "second child". Women would rule the world. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by amynimas(f): 3:15pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm i don read tire, i don hear tire,chineke for this small forum many things dey happen its unbelievable but my prayer is that whosoever that is trickishly collecting money frm women dat ar crying day and night praying for God to bless them with children in the name of buying drugs or preparing concoction for them will never have peace of mind in his or her life until they come back here and comfess their evil did. @all hope this has taught us a big lesson,pls let not be distracted God have a bigger plans for us.love u all 3 Likes |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Greenfriend: 3:19pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Iyabetajos, DIDIVA, wowbabies, queenlabisi and the REST, I am profoundly sorry for such a muddle. Trust me, it wasn't in my best intentions. Forget the gentle doctor cloak or appelation, WE ARE ALL HUMAN AND SENSITIVE. I was pushed into spitting all these venom. Forgive me folks!!! Mamateniola1, U must have tasted some fire now and gotten refined. Congrats (though U are the only surviving one of ur group; where are the rest? Lol) Nogen, now that U have made ur point, go back 2 Rwanda where U belong. |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by mamateniola1: 3:40pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
@dasha01, i dey laf here especially at that one expecting twin..lolll. Send more our way, some doctas(in ghana) need to cool thier worried head n quench them peppered body before them go do whatsap biz. Pls whats does alligator pepper do? @redeemersave thanks, is that the only thing he needs. God help make he use am self. Folic acid sef na big deal. |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 3:41pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
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Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Chi16(f): 3:52pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Wow! wow!! wow!!! A lot av happened here when I MIA. I dot kn where to start to comment. Congrts to all pregg mums in d house and I pray u all sha carry to full term and deliver safely. To new mums in de house..I rejoice with u all. .@my beloved1993..I say a big congrats to u and our princess.pls kiss them for me. @mamat...u ar highly Nnoo. @all...hop we all ar doing great?tnx to those dat keeps this thread alive. I love u all. 1 Like |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 4:03pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
@jitejiri, how do you plan to administer the hcg injection? and you know its something you cant store on your own except you live in a place where there is constant light cos it needs to be refrigerated till u are ready to use it, for the pineapple you are supposed to cut one pinneapple into two equal part then cut one of the half pineapple into to 5 pices then eat each piece for a night for 5 days and not more than that, where did you get your theory of eating 37 pineapple from? except you want to induce abortion cos pineapple is very acidic and besides you cant take bromelain and baby aspirin together. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 4:10pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am." The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said. He then looked at his father and asked "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Triplets are lounging around in the womb, discussing what they want to be after they are born and grow up. First one says, "I want to be a plumber, 'cause after floating around in this swamp for nine months, I want to make sure that from now on the water's drained right." Second one says, "I want to be an electrician, 'cause I'm tired of being in the dark all the time." Third one says, "Well, I want to be a hunter." In unison, the other two ask, "Why a hunter?" Third one says, "cause the next time that gopher starts sticking his head in that little hole down there, I'm gonna blast his ass off!" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Nobody: 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
1) During the first trimester, you do it regular style. 2) During the second trimester, you do it doggie style. 3) During the last trimester, you do it wolf style. "Wolf style?", you ask....That's when you sit by the hole and howl! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by ojitejiri(f): 5:06pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Yes, im giving my self the the trigger and hmg shots..I know about their storage, they r always in d fridge.. I'm not going to take pineapple and baby aspirin together.I'm taking them seperately... One pineapple contains just 40mg of bromelain, and I want 1500mg daily (1-5dpo).. All I'm trying to say is that I can't get that required amount unless I eat so many pineapples (which is not possible). That's why I desperately want the bromelain supplements.. Dasha01: @jitejiri, how do you plan to administer the hcg injection? and you know its something you cant store on your own except you live in a place where there is constant light cos it needs to be refrigerated till u are ready to use it, for the pineapple you are supposed to cut one pinneapple into two equal part then cut one of the half pineapple into to 5 pices then eat each piece for a night for 5 days and not more than that, where did you get your theory of eating 37 pineapple from? except you want to induce abortion cos pineapple is very acidic and besides you cant take bromelain and baby aspirin together. |
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