I can relate to all

B

that No. 1 too funny

So true

i have a special gift, I can sleep through out the prayer and all my 'Amen' will come in at the right time, No one actually knows when I'm sleeping

Dat No.11 is d most painful.

emeijeh:
Don't ever try Assemblies of God church mothers with delay tactics in the morning...... Cos the spanking you will receive on your thigh en...... The mark Will remail there like "Fist of Shaolin"

Team AG, so it's a normal tin 4 AG mothers.

it all goes on up until you enter uni.......
hey!
Naija parents!
Glad I went through it sha!

Your head dey there Op. I hate when Mumsi will disturb my sweet sleep, then ask me to lead. Chai! Jisos!!

murphyibiam15:
12. When your mother still prays right after you just lead closing
prayers.
Ah! You don’t trust my own prayer to reach God?

my mother does this ALL the time!! no matter how u pray she must top it up

These are too on-the-point...

So true... Turning the devotion to a full sermon

When nature no gree allow ur eyes open as popsy...but u still wan same d devil as per making ur kids know sey u be confirm born again so that question and answer no go follow prayer...

emeijeh:
Don't ever try Assemblies of God church mothers with delay tactics in the morning...... Cos the spanking you will receive on your thigh en...... The mark Will remail there like "Fist of Shaolin"

You know AGC?Was more or less born in that church..But now i dont do religion anymore..Nice church though

emeijeh:
Don't ever try Assemblies of God church mothers with delay tactics in the morning...... Cos the spanking you will receive on your thigh en...... The mark Will remail there like "Fist of Shaolin"

Lol! I can totally relate when we were attending AG that year. Night devotion prayer dey reach 27 prayer points. We will fall in and out of sleep with slap. Oya wake up and pray.

Morning own nko! We will hurriedly go and bath after the first knock on the door because before we finish ehn, is barely 20mins before school assembly start. My brother will stay in the toilet till he hears "oya thank God for answers to prayers"

But it was really a good foundation It was worth it.

mhiz:
Your head dey there Op. I hate when Mumsi will disturb my sweet sleep, then ask me to lead. Chai! Jisos!!

[color=#006600]You know that feeling right?

Those days though, really hillarous. /color]

murphyibiam15:
12. When your mother still prays right after you just lead closing
prayers.
Ah! You don’t trust my own prayer to reach God?

oh yeah...my dad neva ceases to do dat

Make I stay here dey Observe

Why can't u jst enjoy d humor and stop stating d obvious. Abi ApC send u ni

veekid:
Only for xtains

U go fear for DAT number 7 oooo

DRISKLEF:
[color=#006600]You know that feeling right?

Those days though, really hillarous. /color]

They were always making me stand up, cos I loved sleeping

ifymagik:
Make I stay here dey Observe

abi u used indirect way dey show us ur sister....we don see am...

Our parents can like to use ur previous infractions to preach ehn! Then to make it look like they aren't picking on u they'll try not to call ur name but everybody sha know say na ur fuckup dem table for preaching and prayer point.

Or u just sleep anyhow and they'll just wake u and ask what they was said last or ask u to answer a question u obviously didn't hear because of sleep! Choi!! E don be na...

Thank God for our diligent parents that didn't allow our yeye to keep us away from God and prayers.

...And this is the kind of mothers that takes Long lasting morning devotions...

Op shey u won kill pesin ni? ......... I don laff tire

Nice one OP.... Very hilarious

We dnt usually do d morng, u pray individually bt nightime is a compulsory family affair wey dem no born u well make u no stand up even if av slept alredy, start wit endless praise nd worship frm mom to end wit segmented prayer points frm evry1 present ( i swear u go feel lyk crying).

When popsy don dey pray alone in the spirit and we all wait make he return come say the grace for us to find our level for bed and he no gree return...

Very funny.....can't stop laughing

Remember a day when I was taking the closing prayer and I was literally dozing in-between, the slap I received that day ehen my eye clear at once sharp-sharp

Lmao..... I laughed so hard



That number 2 tho.... outside go still be like its 12am


mind you if you doze of anything can happen most especially stoning you with a throw pillow