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| Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
***Reminiscences** Vicstar and I were so happy when the FG announced that the presidential elections were going to be on February the 14th, Valentine’s Day. Our girlfriends had planned on visiting from Minna and Umuahia respectively for that purpose. I had no money, he had none either. Suddenly the elections were postponed and we had no more excuses to offer- at least I had none considering who I was dealing with- qhutetomsel. “You think I want some flowers you just pick up on the road side?” qhutetomsel asked pointing at the bunch I was carrying “I bought them with money, just to make you happy” “Happy you said? There’s nothing to be happy at this valentine’s” If only she knew what I had to do to get her those flowers! “qhutee, I’m trying, and you know it” “Yes I know, and you should know that I’m trying too. I wonder how many girls will stick with your broke………..” “It’s not my fault” “Quiet, Milonis, I’m talking” “But…….” “Didn’t I tell you I’m talking? What’s wrong with you?” “Am I supposed to answer that?” “That’s a question, milonis” Unlike HateU2, vicstar’s girlfriend, who was simple, shy and understanding, my own was a very complicated, sophisticated and calculating girl from Abia. Honestly, there are days I wonder how we two came about “would you at least take the flowers?” “no I wont at least take the flowers” “Why?” “You think say na grass no dey Umuahia abi? Na to collect flower carry me come Abuja abi?” “Okay, let’s go inside” “You and who? Bon that one” At that point she hissed and went into the bathroom whilst I angrily strolled out to vicstar’s flat. “Guy, thunder fire FG” I cursed aloud “Wetin FG do you na?” “shebi na dem spoil everi everi. If to say the election hold today all dis wahala for no dey na” I hissed “Eh na true sha” “Ehen, vicstar, where your girlfriend na, I no see her o” “She go market” he said with a big smile “Which market?” “Wuse market” “o boy, wetin she go do there” “ah, ah see dis guy o, she go do holy communion” he said hissing “see bush man” I mocked him” where you don hear dem dey do holy communion for market” “eh, sorry na baptism” “Guy!” “eh shebi na you dey ask stupid question” “sorry, no be fight na” *****to be continued***** (my food is burning in the kitchen!!) 7 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by obiorathesubtle: 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
 Following jarreeee |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by MzPecs(f): 9:54pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Following..  |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by UrWorstNitemare: 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
OP. Jus pass it on... 1 Like
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| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by vicstar(m): 9:57pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
bro ride on am following • • • • •   1 Like |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Driver Owa ooo.  |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by vicstar(m): 10:10pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
cc. kingcheezypuff   |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
vicstar:hahaha this story is funny! I like it |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Who's vicstar  And why did you mention me milonis |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
HateU2:Loooool Vic! Yo woman don't even know who you is!!! |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:I dont know him oo  |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
**continued** HateU2 was sympathetic to vicstar after learning that till the moment in reference, he hasn’t been paid his salaries for five months. In a move to make things easier for him, she had decided to go and shop some food stuffs for him before leaving to her base in Minna on Monday morning. “phewww” I whistled” see luck. Guy dat one na virtous girlfriend” “oho, and I’m very proud of her” “qhutetomsel come dey there with her tiny head, na so so paint she just dey paint for inside room, nothing like shopping dey her mind. No be say she no get money o” I lamented bitterly “guy, na you dey slack” “how na” “you dey do like say you be woman. Na she carry you come Abuja ni? You just dey slack come dey make qhute feel like boss” “wetin I go do na?” He whispered somethings into my ear “guy, you sure say dat one go work?” “confirm, who she be sef?” “eh I dey go meet her now sef” I hurriedly walked out “qhute!” I called out loud as soon as I entered the sitting room “ehen, wetin” she answered coming out from the bathroom Momentarily, I was smitten at the sight of her nearly unclad union of flesh. She was a very gorgeous girl, one you can call hot babe. But that’s about the only thing she could boast of, she’s very insensitive. “I don’t know what you are doing in Abuja” “oh, really? I thought I came to see my broke boyfriend” “qhutetomsel!” “what?” “precision of words” I cautioned her “well I don’t know how to be more précised” “learn that on your way to Umuahia” “meaning what?” “you are leaving” I said flatly She wasn’t expecting that from me, surely she must have felt someone was behind this boldness. “no na, i no dey go anywhere. Na me and you go dey this house” “look, qhute, I wont let you stay here and shorten my life. I’m going through some tough time and since you don’t appreciate it, just leave” Just then vicstar, who was the brain behind the confrontation, sent me a text “if una fight eh and she break your head, no call my name o. yours truly” She snatched the phone from “are you alright?” I asked snatching the phone back But it was too late, she had already read the text “so its vicstar again, I go show dat guy today” She stormed out of the room as I rush after her “leave me joor” she protested “qhute, come back here” I ordered but she ran the more What she did next was totally unexpected of an educated woman. She ranted, insulted and threatened vicstar to stay away from me and mind his business. It was a very shameful sight, seeing my Masters’ holding girlfriend make such kind of noise ******to be continued****** (let me eat my food, jare) 8 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by mizzbouqui(f): 10:22pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Following |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by qhutetomsel(f): 10:24pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
So I get to be the selfish girlfriend in the story  Lol! Nice one op.. Following closely 1 Like |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by vicstar(m): 10:27pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: is just a fictional story It ain't real is pretty obvious ....huh! The OP loves towrite so let him write!  4 Likes |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
HateU2:i know. Op is just writing a fiction I know vicstar but even ya pretend girl won't claim you . |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by kiddoiLL(m): 10:30pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
wetinn dis wan dey talk? |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by vicstar(m): 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
HateU2: lass who fvcking cares  can't yo see is a fictional story huh? Just read along and get duh msg or the fun 2 Likes |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: He's lying..lol I will expose him more 2 Likes |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Milonis:Haha please do!1 Like |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by obiorathesubtle: 10:37pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: yo cheezy.. Wassap hun?How about you type some pidgin for me?? I saw you the other day.. I see you're almost a Nigerian |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
3. ***continued*** I woke up, Monday morning, and qhutetomsel was already gone. She dropped a note that she was immediately summouned in a mail to represent her company in an emergency briefing in Enugu and that she didn’t want to get me worried about her expenses. Hmmm that was soothing. She added that she was going to take a flight and hope to return to me soonest “so qhutetomsel has money to fly a plane but no money to support me?” “you don enter one chance guy” vicstar laughed “guy, women no get joy" When I returned from work later in the evening, vicstar who had not gone out the whole day was dancing on the front porch of his flat “dem don pay you?” I asked him “no” “why you come dey dance like person wey dem circumcise” “I been go collect sick leave. I no dey go that office till dem pay me” “wetin you tell say dey worry you” “e concern you?” “toh, na u sabi” We strolled to my flat together and I was shocked to see the sitting room neatly arranged with a very nice smell. Everything was clean and sparkling and I didn’t do that before going out in the morning. “vic, you sure say na my house be dis?” “ehen na. no be your bald head dey there for that pisho?” he said pointing to my portraits on the wall “na you sweep am like this?” “you dey craze, I be your house boy?” I rubbed my palms on my eyes and blink them many times over just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming “qhute don come back ni?” I asked confused “no, its not qhute” “who is it then?” “Hello, darling” a sweet female voice called behind our position from the direction of the kitchen “guy, who be dat?” I asked vicstar, my eyes widening “why you dey ask, go check na” I didn’t need to, she came out herself. There, standing before me in those killer shapes was the one person I never imagined would locate me after three years of no-contact. I don die! **to be continued** (I want to sleep, good night fellas) 5 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
vicstar:be nice Op, oya continue jare but change my bf to VizkiZ |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by obiorathesubtle: 10:45pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Milonis: you devil! Reveal the name! |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by vicstar(m): 10:49pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by iykekelvins(m): 10:53pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Lol, nice one |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
vicstar:I know hommie,I was just messing with you. ..... you need me to ease off a bit ? |
| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by wendyebenezer(f): 11:01pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by ggrin(f): 11:24pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Op if u sleep lasan  |
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