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Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by chudyprince: 10:41am On Aug 20, 2016
cirmuell:
What do muslims say during sex?

grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by chudyprince: 10:42am On Aug 20, 2016
whatisthetruth:


allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah akbar

wen they are cuming undecided
grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by PreciousRahl(m): 10:42am On Aug 20, 2016
NevetsIbot:
maybe...''oooh my ape modafoking ancestors! I'm bleeping... Oooh Gosh''

lol cheesy
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 10:44am On Aug 20, 2016
Yes yes Nature! Universe! Universe I'm commmmmmmiiiinnnnggggg!.... Lolz
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by FreeSpirited: 11:06am On Aug 20, 2016
I hear something like: Evolution oooooo..evolution aaaahhhhh

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Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by kowalsky: 11:18am On Aug 20, 2016
Damn cool
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by ireneony(f): 11:22am On Aug 20, 2016
So dry..op try harder

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Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by ireneony(f): 11:27am On Aug 20, 2016
Kingtom hafa grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by mrmrmister: 11:38am On Aug 20, 2016
Ireneony kiss kiss
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 20, 2016
Ishilove:

It has nothing to do with status and everything to do with curiousity.
oga how u start this thread you no mention me ,,,,,GOD is watching you
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 11:54am On Aug 20, 2016
as for me an atheist i shout JESUS,GOD,mohammed when am about to hit that mindblowing spot(cum), but won't shout jesus during normal days
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by KingTom(m): 11:56am On Aug 20, 2016
ireneony:
Kingtom hafa grin
my darling I'm good, you? grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by ireneony(f): 11:57am On Aug 20, 2016
KingTom:
my darling I'm good, you? grin
I'm cool. Happy weekend. U run leave me for nairaland.
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Ishilove: 12:28pm On Aug 20, 2016
uboma:
What has the moans during sex got to do with one's faith or lack of it?

Personally I see no co-relation at all...
It's a question that didn't originate from me, but funny nonetheless grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Ishilove: 12:29pm On Aug 20, 2016
stephenmorris:
as for me an atheist i shout JESUS,GOD,mohammed when am about to hit that mindblowing spot(cum), but won't shout jesus during normal days
You're an atheist?

Hokay

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Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 12:33pm On Aug 20, 2016
Ishilove, so you too say "Oh my God" when having sex? Chai, I can believe it. grin

Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by KingTom(m): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2016
ireneony:
I'm cool. Happy weekend. U run leave me for nairaland.
shebi na dry threads like this me go dey enter grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by ireneony(f): 12:52pm On Aug 20, 2016
KingTom:
shebi na dry threads like this me go dey enter grin
lets make it lively grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Pouyan: 12:54pm On Aug 20, 2016
They say the same things
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by KingTom(m): 1:00pm On Aug 20, 2016
ireneony:
lets make it lively grin
oya na do something about it embarassed
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2016
........ Never had sex before ......so I dunno undecided undecided




Lemme call Teempakguy cheesygrin


I just have this feeling that he'll say something like

"The observational disrepanices between the theoretical distance of light leads me to conclude the possibility of some hidden matter that somehow bends the wavelength of light as it approaches--- oh YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! gringringringrin

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Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Paseus(m): 1:20pm On Aug 20, 2016
uboma:
What has the moans during sex got to do with one's faith or lack of it?

Personally I see no co-relation at all...
dont mind this thread joor
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Paseus(m): 1:22pm On Aug 20, 2016
Ishilove:
You're an atheist?
Hokay
atheist ke? Nwanne
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by MrPresident1: 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2016
Sister Ishilove, see the kind of thread you are opening, smh cool. This is the end time, please stop opening end time threads!

As Analice107 will always say, preach the gospel of Christ and stop propounding outlandish theories cheesy grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Aug 20, 2016
MrPresident1:
Sister Ishilove, see the kind of thread you are opening, smh cool. This is the end time, please stop opening end time threads!

As Analice107 will always say, preach the gospel of Christ and stop propounding outlandish theories cheesy grin
come and drink garri in my house it seems you are hungry
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by KingEbukasBlog(m): 1:47pm On Aug 20, 2016
The Big Bang Theory was propounded by a Catholic Priest , a believer in God .

More like oh nothingness , oh nothingness , oh nothingness oh , oh ........ nothinnnnnnnnnngneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by mikool007(m): 2:29pm On Aug 20, 2016
cirmuell:
And if they aren't Yoruba?
Nagode...back2back so every single will be a hit grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 2:48pm On Aug 20, 2016
most atheists dont believe in dat Theory self.
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by MrPresident1: 3:33pm On Aug 20, 2016
stephenmorris:
come and drink garri in my house it seems you are hungry

in West Germany where I come from, only poor people feed on cassava grits grin
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 20, 2016
MrPresident1:


in West Germany where I come from, only poor people feed on cassava grits grin
i only offered you garri to show kindness lol, in nigeria here both the rich and poor eat garri its our food .periodddd **** did i hear you say west germany guy you must be living in the eighties this forum aint for you its better you go back to the days of post officeses
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by Enrichlee(m): 3:57pm On Aug 20, 2016
cirmuell:
And if they aren't Yoruba?
Yah Allah...now I'm being serious, its a first hand info.
Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by MrPresident1: 4:01pm On Aug 20, 2016
stephenmorris:
i only offered you garri to show kindness lol, in nigeria here both the rich and poor eat garri its our food .periodddd **** did i hear you say west germany guy you must be living in the eighties this forum aint for you its better you go back to the days of post officeses

All of you must be very poor in Nigeria grin, I mean how is it possible for human beings to eat cassava shaft

Here in West Germany, we eat the best and finest things of life cheesy. I hear you Nigerians have started receiving food aid, Is this true? grin Giant of Africa cool

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