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Funny Husband And Wife Experience by engrtee(f): 11:51am On Nov 05, 2016 |
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Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room &
lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3
hours & see who is Happy to see
you, and who will BITE you !
(Friends are advised not to try
this at home as these stunts
were performed by
professionals; who are now
divorced; and living happily with
their dog!!)
Don't laugh loud ----
The extended version says...
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Put your husband in a room &
lock it.
Put your dog in another room &
lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3
hours & you will be happy to see
your dog waiting for you.. but
you'll be angry looking at your
husband sleeping like he never
slept before!!!
3)
Always keep your spouse’s
picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem,
see the picture & say: "if I can
handle this, I can handle
anything!"… Superb Attitude for
Life!!
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If wife wants husband’s
attention, she just has to look
sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s
attention, he just has to look
comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:-
"Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her
Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for
rest of the life…"!!!!
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Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don't
excite you, then change your
Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you,
then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and
you are dying to get to work,
then you should change your
spouse!!
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Do you remember the tingling
feeling when you took the
decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving
your body.
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Generally a man does not go to
the place again where he has
been cheated once…
But many people still go to their
in-laws place..?
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Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a
role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with
dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth:
“Excuse me you are holding
phone since 29 minutes and you
haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking to my
wife”
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A very intelligent girl was asked
the meaning of marriage..
She said- “sacrificing the
admiration of hundred guys, to
face the criticism of one idiot”
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Position of a husband is just like
a Split AC, No matter how loud he
is outdoor, He is designed to
remain silent indoor!
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Best one line ad by a married
man on OLX:
"For Sale – Wedding Suit, used
only once by mistake 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Husband And Wife Experience by Nobody: 11:53am On Nov 05, 2016 |
It would have been nice if you'd spaced your write up well |
Re: Funny Husband And Wife Experience by Edwinmason(m): 12:38pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
in english please...wat are u saying? |
Re: Funny Husband And Wife Experience by sirjoeii(m): 3:17pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
Lol... Its jst krazy |
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