richommie:


I met her for digit..and she said I should come back next week.


My head scatter


#YOLO

That one na small thing na

dryyansh1:
That one na small thing na

NevetsIbot:
I saw her by the road. I was like 'hello Sade''... She replied. People been dey look at me dey gimme thumbs up.

"how was your night?''

Na so d grl look left, look right. Then she crossed and stayed at the other side.

Shame catch me. I just flag bike down. Abeg, just carry me away

Hahahahaha... no be small thing

Maychang:
The annoying pick up line which unfortunately some guys still use in 2016

"Your face looks familiar"

once i hear "your face..... i cross to the next lane.

NevetsIbot:
I saw her by the road. I was like 'hello Sade''... She replied. People been dey look at me dey gimme thumbs up.

"how was your night?''

Na so d grl look left, look right. Then she crossed and stayed at the other side.

Shame catch me. I just flag bike down. Abeg, just carry me away

Supremo001:
ur sex na female nd u still d toast gal...God z watchin shaa"sips kunu"

Maychang:
The annoying pick up line which unfortunately some guys still use in 2016

"Your face looks familiar"

once i hear "your face..... i cross to the next lane.

Captainbells:
Sent a guy a dm on instagram. Used the good ol "your face looks familiar"
He replied with "sorry I've got a girlfriend"

That's a bro

zeribe4real:
I meet dis girl on the road, and I was like Hi my name is.... ,Would u mind telling me ur own name, she told me her name but when I was like ,Actually iJust saw u, and there z this feeling in me that I just can't resist, in fact u posses the qualities I deserve of a Girl, and the girl could not let me finish and she abruptly cut it with Pls I am in haste, need to catch up with... I stood helpless but I picked up my self and I said to myself diz 1 Na bad mkt. #Hustlecontinues, No love found, No love lost.

richommie:

See you. . . She fall my hand sha..
But thank lord she later gimme her number

#YOLO

Maychang:
The annoying pick up line which unfortunately some guys still use in 2016

"Your face looks familiar"

once i hear "your face..... i cross to the next lane.

MackBrooklyn:

I still remember vividly during the era of 2go, when I wasted my last card on transport to go meet one girl I met on 2go. But on getting there, the girl bashed me and told me that I was a small boy that I don't even have beards and I get baby face
E just dey do me like make ground open mouth, make ah kuku enter that day

2go love, those time were the best. Why you sef no dey put spirit to get beards

dryyansh1:
2go love, those time were the best. Why you sef no dey put spirit to get beards .

Lol, Baba na because say ah never too get sense that time OoO

dryyansh1:
That's a bro

Captainbells:

I blocked him with every strength I had then!!

I am sure he wouldn't care. He won

judey1992:
met this fresh chick a long time ago in the hood.



followed and we got talking


mid-way, her phone rang and i was following sheepishly while she was still on the phone....
.
we reached their gate, she opened the gate and walked in without a goodbye.
i was left dumbfounded.

dryyansh1:
That was rude.

Milanfan:
I had numerous experience but I guess I won't forget this particular till I die

I just got to SS1 and my mum who owns a restaurant asked me to help her buy a crate of soft drink from a neighbour three houses away from her shop while she awaits coca cola sales rep.

I have been seriously crushing on the woman's daughter.She is dark,chubby,average height with massive boobs ,maybe its where I got the addiction for busty chicks.

So I said to myself"o boy,na your chance be this, your fada if you dull yourself.

So I started pouring my heart out to her,the way I cant eat or sleep with out thinking about her.I went on while she listened with rapt attention.I was almost done convincing her when I decided to make the final move,only if I knew.

I took a step forward almost stumbled on the crate of soft drink I already paid for.I wanted to hold her shoulder and make an eye contact with her,as I wanted her to see the emotions coming out of my eyez

She thought i was going for her boobs ,I wanted the ground to open for me.

I avoided her house for a very long time.

This your own strong o

Maychang:
The annoying pick up line which unfortunately some guys still use in 2016

"Your face looks familiar"

once i hear "your face..... i cross to the next lane.