Sharraaaaap dia!!!!!

wetin i do na?

Let the thread dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and NOW!!!

*Chai, my food don burn ooo*

wetin u dey cook---- shey na din thing wey i dey smell for hia?!

See glutton like u!

B4 nko, why u no go smell 'am from anywhere.

Well I dey make some gravy source for my Visitors.

yuuuuum----


which kain gravy source--- abeg make i get description------

u suppose mail my own na!

Gravy is mainly prepared with Chicken Juice, etc.

It tastes real yummy and less fat (not a fan of fatty foods).

Posa I bet, u wouldn't get bored eating it!

Oya bring post code make I send 'am. NO?

im in pain just readin what u've typed.


chicken juice--- 2a Nld Avenue.

It pains u why

Ok, u mean 23rd Avenue? Oya complete the post[b]Z[/b]IP Code then.

meaning--- wish i was in ur house---- eating that and more like isi-ewu; so its paining me.

Posa de Glutton!!

Kpelee, meanwhile I no cook Isi Ewu today.

Na only dis small Gravy I get time to make tday (4 my Visitors tho).

_{No worries Baba!! Assuredly,We shall merry someday in my paradise}, _{u like?}

Glutton ke ?! I just like good food!

Soz I don't make "good food",

However I make yummy and del meals. Getit?

Now check the next house!(

No, I don't get it. I want to[b] taste[/b] everything delicious meal that you have made.

Best bet (for now) is to guide u on some online cookery sessions. NO?

urm--- i can always hire a chef ?! can u send one to my place.

And for the umpteenth time- What d heck is your address?

2A Nld Avenue; Kool Chicco street. Ikoyi, Lagos.

Sharrapppp dia!!!!

why I go shut up na! Wetin do u---



hunger dey catch me.

Go and eat your shoe!!!!!

Topic

When she's ripe enough.

baaaaad guy! omo u funny ooh!

omo I serious oooh--- hunger dey catch me.

Try battery water, It helps in quenching hunger.

U're evil ooh!

Is that ur final answer?

MARRIAGE IS NOT A DAY'S JOB O! to think of it, age has nothing to do with marriage but maturity. why would a lady get married if she is not ready to live up to certain responsibilities.

Lolladey:

MARRIAGE IS NOT A DAY'S JOB O! to think of it, age has nothing to do with marriage but maturity. why would a lady get married if she is not ready to live up to certain responsibilities.

What do u think the responsibilities ought to be? cos most women just seems to whine about being single and that they wanna marry, and yet they re not ready for being a wife.
Most just think, they are cute, they have somethng btw the legs and that they are good in bed, time has changed and there are more now to being a wife

Most ladies thought they know all about marriage and just wanna have a man and marry and reality sets in

.

coolfaced8:

@ poster,

Thought provoking question. She should know the meaning of a husband and the meaning of a wife. In other words, she should have a clear idea of what she signed up for. If the terms are not understood, then the task can never be done right.

When she's ready to marry she will be ready for these , (there are others too numerous to mention)

1. Discipline enough to allow sex when she's really angry, Yeah, do it, then continue with your anger, believe me, it will make your head clearer to learn how to channel your anger.

2. Cooking even when you really don't feel like, He's counting on the food more than he lets on.

3. Being very hurt but never showing it to his friends, Keep the composure, it's not about them, it's about him, you've got 24hrs to roast him delicately.

4. When you know that you can hold it financially if the need arise.

5. When you think of the union and picture HIS child suckling and it feels right, then you're ready.

6. When after all shakara, you know how to tame a man and make peace, then you're ready.

7. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

8. Yield.

Those all sound good, however, educational wise and job wise, how would she know when she is ready to be a wife

coolfaced8:

@ poster,


When she's ready to marry she will be ready for these , (there are others too numerous to mention)

1. Discipline enough to allow sex when she's really angry, Yeah, do it, then continue with your anger, believe me, it will make your head clearer to learn how to channel your anger.

3. Being very hurt but never showing it to his friends, Keep the composure, it's not about them, it's about him, you've got 24hrs to roast him delicately.

5. When you think of the union and picture HIS child suckling and it feels right, then you're ready.

really and no.5?