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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by hamdallah4u: 8:58pm On Jan 22, 2017
Bluezy13:
So...



Oya mi lenu oo



OP, what do you want us to do now??
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Spectre007: 9:12pm On Jan 22, 2017
Wehdon sir
joey150:
hexcuse me i beg your pardon....sister this your story no dey hadd up... this your fabu e dey mad gan! but who ham hi to take an haction..



so we say.....


epp me complete am.
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by muller102(m): 9:14pm On Jan 22, 2017
Estharfabian:


lol. grin


Well, Some men Are pretty dumb...and have no iota Of Self control. Their libido is always on Red Alert, So, they result to Cheap, weird, immoral libido Gratification.


I've Also experienced that though. grin Amen, no joysticks was Out, lol. he only dry humped my ass. embarassed And it was A public market, very crowded place. and I had no idea, Until I realised the 'Humping' wasn't Ordinary. like I had to turn back..and he backed off. angry
u this old woman. Go and get married.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 22, 2017
A very poor and stupid attempt at fiction writing.

Believe this and check in at the mental clinic nearest to u- thank God it's Monday (tmorow)

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 22, 2017
Love Machine:
Some babes had use their perky breasts to rub against my body when i was in the bus with them and i didt complain because i felt they were into me.Some of you ladies can harrass guyz sexually and nothing will happen,but when the same thing is done to you you will start complaining.

The girl is simply dumb and needs medical attention

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Enigmaholysiner(m): 9:23pm On Jan 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
A dude once wanked right behind me in the PUBLIC bus.
Say something else bloke
. LIESSSSSS

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by augustine: 9:24pm On Jan 22, 2017
J3RK:
He was Poking you with his Joystick Were you guys the only occupants of the Bus?? How could he bring out his dicck in public?? Are you Mad?? Irresponsible Delusional Pathetic Failure of a Fiction Writer!!
I wonder how that fiction is near possible. Was she sitting on the man's laps or is the man's joystick on the outside of his thigh? or probably the joystick is like 24 inches long.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Aywire(m): 9:30pm On Jan 22, 2017
Pls dnt crucify me for what am about to say, it is just my opinion. Early this year on my way to Abuja at around 5am at a GIG terminal at iyana ipaja which is always crowded by this time, a lady raised alarm that a man standing behind her on a queue has been using his hard dick to carress her butt. She even urged people to come and touch his dick and see that it is erect, in response the man just kept a straight face without saying a word, the woman kept her high pitch voice accussing this man for almost 30mins, nobody interfered and the man kept mute all through. Now this is my judgement, i recalled that the man was initially on my queue and has bought a ticket before me, so for him to be on the queue going to onitsha he had a mission which meant he was guilty, but on the contrary i also saw the woman as irreponsible. Why? Because the GIG terminal was filled with tens and hundreds of ladies, some skimpily dressed, some younger and prettier than this lady, some with big ynash and boobs than her, plenty fine fine corpers everywhr, etc. So of all these varieties of ladies around the lobby, there must have been something about this lady in her appearance or attitude that made this man conclude she would be ok with it if he placed his erect dick on her butt, and i guess that was why nobody interferred or said anything about the issue, not even the staffs or security of GIG or even the culprit, i felt she should have let the man know that she knew what was going on with her eyes, shown her disgust with her face and walked away silently, cos to me raising the awareness only embarrassed her equally as the man.... I dnt know oh, or was she just a random victim?

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by pussyAvenger: 9:38pm On Jan 22, 2017
Jodha:
My dear, no matter what a lady does to you, you're not supposed to retaliate as a gentlemen



You should know this now
u never jan

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by seifini(m): 9:40pm On Jan 22, 2017
Sometimes I feel even D Devil is scared of D craftiness of some ladies.Just C her well composed tweets n she achieved her aim of gaining traction.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by grunerite: 9:45pm On Jan 22, 2017
The man used his Instruments to rub you inside bus?,..how is that possible? hmmm,..I guess the thing is now detachable. So after rubbing you with it,..are you now pregnant?

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by seangy4konji: 9:55pm On Jan 22, 2017
Keep your mouth shut there.

The bus I took from Lagos to Abuja last. December. The lady saw me at park buying origin and some old no 7 whiskey I bought from travel and lookin at me like a bad devil man. The journey started and she did not know when she called me to back of bus to request for whiskey and in her words she can't sleep and was reading motivational bible papers.in other words. She got high and in the spirit she started molesting me dick. I was not in d mood at all due to focus but until sha got a sperm out if me at lokoja I did nit rest.

I did not cry foul.

U gerrahia Mehn.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by joey150(m): 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2017
Spectre007:
Wehdon sir


in this case...its wehdone ma grin
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by muheeb01(m): 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2017
Estharfabian:


You're A guy, So, You really do not know the length some guys could go to get An Orgasm.



PS -You could've easily passed your point across like a sane human should without necessarily throwing shades at my ass. grin please, Atleast pretend to be civil next time, Kay?
Na person go marry dis one oo

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Coolgent(m): 10:06pm On Jan 22, 2017
I dnt blame the guy may be she dressed like prostitute thats y we tried to tap her for free. grin
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by iykekelvins(m): 10:08pm On Jan 22, 2017
olihilistic:

Some lies can make Lie Muhammad a saint where lies are manufactured.
Ahaha grin

Oli baba, I tire oo
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Fourwinds: 10:14pm On Jan 22, 2017
dacovajnr:
But seriously how come anyone isn't seeing what am seeing..There's no way his Dicckk would've made any contact given that you were both seated on separate sit and not on His laps neither were you both standing with him standing behind you...#OmoAleOniro shocked
exactly my thinking.....this is a false news
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by CaroLyner(f): 10:15pm On Jan 22, 2017
Enigmaholysiner:
. LIESSSSSS
Boy,Byee
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by ngwababe(f): 10:26pm On Jan 22, 2017
[quote author=J3RK post=53024269]He was Poking you with his Joystick Were you guys the only occupants of the Bus?? How could he bring out his dicck in public?? Are you Mad?? Irresponsible Delusional Pathetic Failure of a Fiction Writer!![/quote



Bro easy abeg! Chai
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Fourwinds: 10:32pm On Jan 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
From experience
what is even wrong with u.....how can a guy sitting side by side with. a girl rob his Condo on d girl.? tell me if it is possible... learn to discern false story
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by mysticwarrior(m): 10:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
Kolababe:
Noni took to Twitter yesterday to narrate how a man seating beside her in a commercial bus was continuously touching her with what she initially thought was a bag. To her horror, she discovered he was actually poking her with his penis while watching porn on his phone. What a pervert! See the rest of her tweet below...


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/01/i-feel-so-defiled-and-dirty-nigerian.html
abeg make una no dey come nairaland dey come post rubbish.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by kenoz(m): 10:40pm On Jan 22, 2017
grin
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jan 22, 2017
Another one looking for followers. Dis your lie fat pass hippopotamus shocked How can he sit beside you and his jystck can still touch you Make una de take am easy abeg.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Bluezy13(m): 10:42pm On Jan 22, 2017
seguno2:

Dem force you to open the thread? Na who force you?

So them force you to mention me, abi

See as una dey mumu
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by PETRUCE007: 10:44pm On Jan 22, 2017
seangy4konji:
Keep your mouth shut there.

The bus I took from Lagos to Abuja last. December. The lady saw me at park buying origin and some old no 7 whiskey I bought from travel and lookin at me like a bad devil man. The journey started and she did not know when she called me to back of bus to request for whiskey and in her words she can't sleep and was reading motivational bible papers.in other words. She got high and in the spirit she started molesting me dick. I was not in d mood at all due to focus but until sha got a sperm out if me at lokoja I did nit rest.

I did not cry foul.

U gerrahia Mehn.

Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Bluezy13(m): 10:46pm On Jan 22, 2017
Nyikoro:
So that people like you will learn and not repeat same animalistic behavior.


One question: Are you not an animal
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Jodha(f): 10:49pm On Jan 22, 2017
I don't know, is it that everyone is confused or people just can't understand English?


I'm so surprised that nobody here can get my point


#shakes head... I give up!

Everyone should stick to their opinion and stick to mine
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by bobestman(m): 10:50pm On Jan 22, 2017
This is called groping. i av seen it. many gals are comfortable with it, they can even let u finger and even bleep if there is chance. some gals also do it to guys. av seen a gal being fingerd in d bus and she love it. av seen much worst than this.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Jodha(f): 11:06pm On Jan 22, 2017
Dearie different strokes for different folks

I believe you think a feminist is someone who promotes/encourages gender equality, that same lexicon tells me a feminist is a person/female that loathes men

You need not argue, I know wah I'm typing

(can't even find her post to quote/tag)
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Jodha(f): 11:15pm On Jan 22, 2017
So now because of my so called safety. If a random guy touches my ass I should smile with him and tell him well done?


No matter what anyone says/type I'd never trade my dignity/self worth for anything.


If I feel my pride was trampled on and slapping the beast would console my wounded pride, are slap the heck outta him, even if he's batista


(my opinion)
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by kinibigdeal(m): 11:20pm On Jan 22, 2017
I have had several experiences in BRT buses where you will be standing in one of those overcrowded bus and some weightless ladies will be the one offering their expired ass to you in the name of overcrowded bus.
Estharfabian:


You're A guy, So, You really do not know the length some guys could go to get An Orgasm.



PS -You could've easily passed your point across like a sane human should without necessarily throwing shades at my ass. grin please, Atleast pretend to be civil next time, Kay?

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 11:38pm On Jan 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
A dude once wanked right behind me in the PUBLIC bus.
Say something else bloke

God forgive this lie please. It wasn't intentional! Amen!

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