Authorities are saying this is one of the most violent hit crimes ever committed on the Land. An extremely handsome stud was rolling tight with his 22s and was about making a left on 75 & spring-valley when suddenly he was struck!  He went down in a flash bleeding his heart out. Eye witness account says that it happened quickly, first there was a swoosh sound, then shock, and then he dropped. Authorities said that the victim was able to point at a female suspect who seems to have an accomplice. Authorities believe this was a classic “take the man down” setup and are currently interviewing various eye witnesses. CNN was able to gather some information about the two suspects involved; the lady was armed to the teeth. Among her arsenal was an 8 figured body shape with heavily fronted “guns” and a well rounded rare defense to compliment. She was also said to have extremely seductive diamond eyes and a lip that looks so succulent, it will make a man go hungry. Her voice was said to be so soft it melts kings’ hearts and the poor victim didn’t have a chance against such potent black beauty. She is also believed to carry between her legs an extremely dangerous weapon that once used on a victim; they are as good as dead.  Her accomplice was described to be more or less an elf with small wings carrying a bow and a very deadly arrow which found its mark on the victim’s heart.  CNN learned that as people tried to save the victim’s life, he let out faintly a word as the points to the females suspect, “BlueSpice”. Authorities believe the lady has been involved in many other hits around the Land and with her accomplice whose name is believed to be “Cupid”. Currently experts believe that the victim will not make it except a miracle happens. The only hope for the victim right now is a lady who took his number but is yet to call the victim; she seems to be the only one with a matching blood type for the him. Authorities are asking for anyone with any kind of information about the mysterious lady or the two suspects to come forth. The victims name is Na2day?

nl full of kolomental ppl

Blue-wetin? Boy, if you know what you've got yourself into, you'll know you're just dead - not as good as dead - it is dead Bluespice? *Dashes out to find my gun*

TheSeeker:

Blue-wetin? Boy, if you know what you've got yourself into, you'll know you're just dead - not as good as dead - it is dead Bluespice? *Dashes out to find my gun*

my brother, plz get the lady that took my number, she is the only one that can save my life now

Bluespice is still my wife but we haven't finalized our divorce. . . . seems like I'll need you to be witness of this treachery in court    BLUESPICE, this marriage is over already, now deal with it. I'll see where you'd get $50,000 for child support.

Who is this lady that has your number? FL Gators? Secretz? Missy B?

TheSeeker:

Bluespice is still my wife but we haven't finalized our divorce. . . . seems like I'll need you to be witness of this treachery in court    BLUESPICE, this marriage is over already, now deal with it. I'll see where you'd get $50,000 for child support.

hope i didn't give out too much info  

TheSeeker:

Who is this lady that has your number? FL Gators? Secretz? Missy B?

keep naming u will get there

TheSeeker:

Bluespice is still my wife but we haven't finalized our divorce. . . . seems like I'll need you to be witness of this treachery in court    BLUESPICE, this marriage is over already, now deal with it. I'll see where you'd get $50,000 for child support.

Bluespice is your WHAT??!! Abeg, forget that, SIGN My DIVORCE PAPERS 1ST

na redspice i see, but I'm looking for bluespice right now.

Keep hanging in there. Help is on the way.

platinumnk:

Bluespice is your WHAT??!! Abeg, forget that, SIGN My DIVORCE PAPERS 1ST

and the great fall out has began

tpia.:

na redspice i see, but I'm looking for bluespice right now.

Keep hanging in there. Help is on the way.

hurry, hurry, my life is hanging on a thin thread

You have me to deal with much later . Just pray that I don't call the executioner to finish her job

Platinumnk? _{I go kill you be that} sweetmeatpie? Gabry? TOH? Spikedcylinder? Michelin89?

TheSeeker:

You have me to deal with much later . Just pray that I don't call the executioner to finish her job

Platinumnk? _{I go kill you be that} sweetmeatpie? Gabry? TOH? Spikedcylinder? Michelin89?

u are almost there

source?

THE-AMAKA:

source?

can't u read? CNN, where else?

tpia?[size=1pt]If she catch me I don die[/size]

TheSeeker:

tpia?[size=1pt]If she catch me I don die[/size]

my friend, make a list

na2day?:

can't u read? CNN, where else?

ah ahn! provide an accurate link so we can verify the story.  

so the person that took down your number is a popular person here on nairaland?
hmmmm

TheAmaka? UjuJoan? Stillwater? Chiogo [size=2pt]Although you're likely to end up in jail if you touch her[/size]

Epi?

lovemoi2? SexyZee? WinnerLosergal?iice?Tope2000? Who?

TheSeeker:

lovemoi2? SexyZee? WinnerLosergal?iice?Tope2000? Who?

lol
hmmmmm
mama-gee?

TheSeeker:

lovemoi2? SexyZee? WinnerLosergal?iice?Tope2000?  Who?

now one of those names kinda looks familiar but keep going 

THE-AMAKA:

lol
hmmmmm
mama-gee?

nah!

TheSeeker:

You have me to deal with much later . Just pray that I don't call the executioner to finish her job

Platinumnk? _{I go kill you be that} sweetmeatpie? Gabry? TOH? Spikedcylinder? Michelin89?

My Friend, Kill me NOW , see how you have shamed me in front of my people!!
Abeg, someone come and collect me, I don die here na today ooo

platinumnk:

My Friend, Kill me NOW , see how you have shamed me in front of my people!!
Abeg, someone come and collect me, I don die here na today ooo

come die next to me sweet heart

na2day what country are you living in? or your area?
that should narrow it down.

[Quote author=na2day? on Today at 09:14:19 PM]come die next to me sweet heart [/Quote]

I have this new charm that was just sent from Nigeria. . . if I slap you with am, na 7th heaven you go find yourself.


[Quote author=platinumnk on oday at 09:13:20 PM]My Friend, Kill me  NOW , see how you have shamed me in front of my people!!
Abeg, someone come and collect me, I don die here na today ooo [/quote] I'm still yours. Aren't you why I divorced bluespice?

na2day?:

come die next to me sweet heart

Im seriously considering it

TheSeeker:


I'm still yours. Aren't you why I divorced bluespice?

SEE. . . You igbo men will tell a girl Anything

THE-AMAKA:

na2day what country are you living in? or your area?
that should narrow it down.  

usa, plz narrow it down, dont forget to include urself  

TheSeeker:

I have this new charm that was just sent from Nigeria. . . if I slap you with am, na 7th heaven you go find yourself.

I'm still yours. Aren't you why I divorced bluespice?

how much u wan sell the charm?

platinumnk:

Im seriously considering it

stop considering it ooo, just do it (it is all about the Nike)

platinumnk:

SEE. . . You igbo men will tell a girl Anything

thank God i am not igbo

so im assumming the peron is also in the usa
hmmmm hold on and ill come back with some suggestions, hopefully.


lol we have two problems in this thread
the seeker and plat and na2day lol
romance dilemas

[Quote author=THE-AMAKA]so im assumming the peron is also in the usa
hmmmm hold on and ill come back with some suggestions, hopefully.


lol we have two problems in this thread
the seeker and plat and na2day lol
romance dilemas[/Quote]

See me see wahala oooo!!! Who tell you say I be trouble? Abeg ooooo!!! ^{*Singing Timaya's 'abeg oo'}

[Quote author=na2day?]stop considering it ooo, just do it (it is all about the Nike)[/Quote] Young man, you want to die young Wait and let me reload my gun!!!