LorDBolton:


You dummies love coming on NL to display your superior slavery skills.

Obodo america have their 'american english , american football (rugby) baseball (cricket) etc
while you daft africans concern yourself with showing how much you're committed to continuing England's indirect colonisation of naija.

Keep forming english professor, FYI machinery is the correct word, if you actually attended a naija university you'd know that, lemme assume you schooled in london

holocron:


Let me agree with you then (despite your use of the word, dummy), if you say the original word mercenary has been nigerianized or corrupted to machinery, same way the NYSC ajuwaya was a corruption of the army command 'as you were' given to soldiers at attention to relax.

But a note of caution: in rejecting our colonial heritage, we should be careful not to throw away the baby with the bath water, so to speak. We have much to learn that's still good from the Europeans.

LorDBolton:


You dummies love coming on NL to display your superior slavery skills.

Obodo america have their 'american english , american football (rugby) baseball (cricket) etc
while you daft africans concern yourself with showing how much you're committed to continuing England's indirect colonisation of naija.

Keep forming english professor, FYI machinery is the correct word, if you actually attended a naija university you'd know that, lemme assume you schooled in london

LorDBolton:


Yea you're very correct and I apologise for using that word.

Here's the thingy... we haven't asked ourselves how 'pidgin english' came about its same way 'american english' came to prominence... by tellin the English they can either accept the 'corruption' or go Bleep themselves.

The Europeans taught us a lot but we must remember who we are, cos no matter how good your english is, how deep your pockets are or how excellent your character...you will always be a black man.

We might forget, but the white man will never forget

lefulefu:

how did u know?

Rayhandrinni:
that guy sounded Gore... just made me forget what the post was and think why he'd say summn that cold

thornapple:


......and you'll be shocked.

stacyadams:
lets get thorned on Val's day and see if ur Apple is still green afterwards

thornapple:



You are amusing.
How won't i know when i was the main character?. What you said wasn't in the scripts.

thornapple:


Hahahaha, mission impossible.
Ever heard of that?.

stacyadams:
with God all things re possible... i know bout that.. no fronting ma am?

lefulefu:

i could have been an eye witness and am bringing my own authentic version of the story

thornapple:


Not when God is against it.

thornapple:
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Thank God you weren't there cos you could well have assisted him going by the way you are sounding.
Now you want to write a version like a certain prophet rose to write own version of the bible 500yrs AD which has indirectly resulted in terrorism.(u didn't get this from me o)

stacyadams:
;God is never agianst us exploring our selves....let me just dive in ur heart and swim around ur soul///

lefulefu:

lol u sef..u can argue ehn ...are u law student?.so u still dont want to believe i am an eye witness .what of that time u where shaking ur waist for the man when you were sweeping the sitting room.i was in the sitting room and i saw the way u were twisting ur waist .why wont ur dad"s friend fall na

Hahahahaha, where did you get all these dazzling skills from. You sound like a pro.
You'll agree with me you don't build on land you don't own, so why would you explore?. lol
I don't think my soul is in my heart.

thornapple:

Handsome, i'm not in doubt girls have been twerking and twisting their waist each time they sight you. Thornapple happen to stand out from the crowd sir.

lefulefu:

Am not like dat oooo .abi u think say i be like the fuji crooner obasere wey women dey shake ukwu for .i am a very responsible guy and many can vouch for me .lets say u were twerking in tune to that tuface song on ur ear piece and dad"s friend was watching.u cant blame him na .fine babe dancing to a tune while a man is watching .remember am an eye witness

thornapple:


Ahahahaha very mysterious eye witness,

CeenoEvu:
Thornapple - you sound pretty intelligent and focused. No doubt. It's OK to feel bitter if your crush is not looking in your direction but please don't descend into shaming, abusing or embarrassing him as a form of revenge. You sound much better than that.

Give him green lights as much as reasonably practicable and leave the rest. If he responds positively, good. if not let him be. He was never meant to be yours.

lefulefu:

lol u dont believe me? .na wa for u

ijjayy:
no b small near rape experience sha...lol..I no fit shout..

thornapple:


Abi o Sister. It seems you've never had any such experience. Have you?.
I'm feeling lucky to have merited one of your 4 only posts since 2015. Like you post once every year and i just got one of those. lol

thornapple:
Thanks dear, at least the video saved me from his main agenda.

thornapple:
There was this uncle that had been making sexual advances to me for quite a while. It got to a point i reported it to his wife but she seemed helpless herself not to talk of confronting him.
He was my father's business partner and often came to our house.
There was this day he came around and my parents and siblings weren't around.
He was actually been expected as there were files my younger brother was supposed to hand over to him as instructed by Dad.
As is usual with him, my brother soon left to play ball with his friends leaving our gate unlocked.
I was watching African magic before the lights went out so i laid on the settee for my siesta.
Woke to the creaking sound of our front door. As i opened my eyes i saw the figure of a man walking straight into our living room. Jumped to my feet in shock only to realize it was my Dad's friend.
Initially thought it was a robber or something so i felt quite relieved.
Knowing what he came for i offered him a seat as i got up to go get the files. He was already seated as i turned to leave but then i returned to pick my phone in order to call my brother in case i couldn't locate the files in his room.
By the time i got back i noticed he was back on his feet.
Not suspecting anything i persuaded him to exercise patience that i won't be long and hurried off with my phone.
Locating the file didn't take much time but as i turned to leave i saw the man now Manning the door to my brother's room.
I had never felt so shocked in my life before.
The man started asking me for just few minutes with him.
I had never done this before, getting deflowered by a married man right in my father's house was unthinkable.
I threatened to scream and draw the attention of my brother but he told me he saw my brother playing with his friends in the neighborhood on his way.
I was thinking really fast but as i did, he brought out his joystick and started stroking it gently as he stepped into the room.
That was the clue i needed to know what to do.
I turned on the video recording app in my phone as he begged.
It was my very first time of seeing an adult "thing" in my life.
At a point he started making towards me so i told him what i just did.
As scared as i was i asked him to let me go else he won't get away with it.
To my relief he turned sober and begged me to delete the video.
I gave him my word i would gladly delete it once it was safe to do so.
He listened and we both stepped out with him leading the way since he was closer to the door.
Once at the gate i turned on my phone to delete it but he wanted to delete it himself to be sure so i handed him the phone.
The moment he was done he quickly returned my phone and hurried off.
Without any video evidence i still reported the incidence to my mom and that was the last i ever saw of him till date.


So Ladies in the house share yours as i just did.

Apination:

Virgin Mary, hope you are still a virgin?

kelvinrhs:

Sorry about your experience