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Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by donMIG(m): 9:16pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
A dope thread! |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH: 9:17pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
sotall: ...abeg ooo |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH: 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT....EVEN THOUGH I WALK THROUGH........... At that moment, e be like say dem pour me cold water. All the pride, stubbornness, fly leave me. My eye clear. I was in deep poo. Should I enter back, should I run...no, I can't run, this laptop is kind of heavy, I wasn't putting on belt on my baggy jean. Let Angel so so just blow the trumpet self. I don die today. I was thinking so fast. Different thoughts flooded my head..*my brain wey no kuku get beta drainage system* "You dey maaaaad *the lunatic stressed the mad*...I say make you enta here" He thundered. Sorry sir, I'm coming. "Who be your sir, dem neva sir your head before abi" I walked back in. Interrogator --- So na you wan rape my shima abi Me: No sir, *remembered about the "sir" warning*...erm, NO bros. Interrogator --- my babe kon dey lie now abi *my legs started to fail me...my knees started shaking...a minute ago, my nose was clear, where s this catarrh coming from....I started to sweat on my nose* Me: bros, I no fit rape...my tin no dey get network since I small...I don go different hospital, ....I suppose dey go vigil for chapel now self....I just wan.... FIGURE UNKNOWN ---- Shut up dere. Your papa, e be like say u think say we dey play here abi Interrogator--- You think say na joking matter shey....wetin u hold for hand?? *Dis laptop no be my own o... Thomas go kill me, na me dey curse D laptop pass. I usually call the laptop "power bank". I even collected it from his bag just to charge my phone...now,....now....if I release am......God abeg*....I thought. |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by Jodha(f): 9:49pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
lefulefu:m Update don come.. Coman look |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by MUSACALLY(m): 10:03pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
Bros TwoYash.... I dey follow your thread Bumpa to Fender |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by Segunagagu(m): 3:03pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
Loool |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by Nobody: 3:14pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
TWOYANSH:interesting.Continue bro . |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
Lemme follow this thread codedly. I have learned alot from the likes of hardon and ILegend plenty plenty sha. |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH: 9:30pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN... ANYTHING When the interrogator whom I presume is their boss asked me what I was holding in my hand, I was dumb struck. I swear, I couldn't talk. "Shebi your mouth was running outside, what is now happening?", Jezebel asked. "Oboy, I say wetin you dey hold, you wan hide am abi", the interrogator asked again. I was still trying to come in terms with the question. I know their type, them wan obtain me. "Bros, abeg, I fit make call?", I managed to say. "You wan call person wey go dig your grave abi, idiot"... He cursed. Swagger boy, go collect wetin dey im hand...one of them commanded. That moment, I wished that I was with hot shit inside nylon...chaiii |
Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH: 9:46pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
As the "swagger boy" walked towards me, his outline became clearer. He was a little boy. So little compared to me. Person wey I go beat craze comot im body on a normal day. He did something that shocked me. As he got to me, he gave me a knock on my head...hot one...e enta die. "Shebi na you wan rape bros babe...see your big head" I just swallow spit...I swear, the saliva no gree pass my throat. "Bros, na lappy ooo"...he said again excitedly. " collect am sharparly"...the supposed boss replied. "Leave the lappy na....I say make you leave am, swagger boy said dragging it with me. " You wan spoil am, leave am na.......*another knock on my head*.... I don't know when I left the laptop, rubbing my head with my fingers trying to alleviate the pain. "You for no leave am......*he went deep into the class, became a figure again* The next thing I heard was..... |
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