funmisticqueen:
i honestly dont know what God was thinking when he created you, probably the role of an extra, that is why you are worthless with no useful attributes to your fellow man. I have more important things to do . If dem born you well and you know that your destiny is useless, mention me again. Fool, that is why you call yourself prickgetsize indeed cos yours will never measure up, every female living thing will reject you for sex that is how desperate you are, good day loser.

funmisticqueen:
and you, dont put your mouth in what concerns us, and you had the guts to tell him sorry, did anybody beat him? is he a small child?please, i am begging you, dont let me change focus from him to you. You wont like it o. Borrow popcorn from lefulefu and watch me finish that idiot, let him reply me if he has a dick.

Greenbullet:
Like my ex girlfriend,she can't cook, d day i told her that if she dosent cook,it is over , she went into the kitchen,for almost 2hours I nor hear scent of food , na so I go , I met her looking at the ingredients like the blacks did when the whites gave them mirrors, I just shake my head waka commit, she con dey beg na so me too go on my knees start to dey beg am say I nor fit again.

Onyezaza:
you are not serious

Greenbullet:
shut up

PrickGetSize:

I have a very big black dick and I've replied you. But I urge you not to bother that girl. She's just an innocent observer.

LethargiQue:



And your daughters and granddaughters,
even to your 50th generation will suffer the same fate if you stand with wishing this to my family..

funmisticqueen:
okay i wont bother her

PrickGetSize:

Don't be mad when you quote me. I know you're still a dirty, village girl but learn to be civil when addressing people. I may be the one to provide a permanent solution to the yeast infection that has turned your toto into a public toilet in the long run. And to be honest, I'm beginning to feel for you. True talk!

I saw you begging a girl to teach you how to wash the smelly borehole between your legs you call toto and almost shed tears. On another thread, you dropped your number, all in a bid to find a cure.

My first advice is that you stop fvcking truck pushers, LAWMA attendants and mechanic apprentices and advance to the level of taxi drivers and local farmers for a start. After that you can move on to night watchmen and meat sellers. The izaal and toilet brush are still essential tools to use in cleaning your smelly toto. Rinse thoroughly with hot water.

Ensure you give me a feedback so I can monitor your progress and advise your next step. It would be very reckless of me to recommend a gynaecologist at this stage, unless I want him dead.

Onyezaza:
ewu i wasn't insulting you

Diamondville:
You guys should stop it naw.. Well i rest my case

PrickGetSize:

Good girl.

PrickGetSize:
Fumigatedqueen, after the fight I shall send you a PM to keep in touch. I'll love to be the first person to fvck you when you're completely healed of your toto infection.

PrickGetSize:
Fumigatedqueen, after the fight I shall send you a PM to keep in touch. I'll love to be the first person to fvck you when you're completely healed of your toto infection.

funmisticqueen:
you still keep shouting that you have a dick. Small boy. An amputation of that finger battery should serve you.Pleeaseeee, i am already a medical personnel. I see cases like yours once in a while.But you truly have a useless destiny,you actually dared mention me, you have even started attracting fleas like that lethargique fellow, i will treat your gonorrhoea if you like for free, holla that number you saw for a free consultation, HIV and VDRL screening(hehe).i could also give you lagactil to reduce your schizophrenia to default setting, you clearly dont know sacarsm when you see it. I am sure you dont even observe hygeine, and someone is sleeping with you. Either you were hallucinating or girls are meeting up with trash nowadays,it's a pity. You seem to be almost beyond redemption. Uncivilised animal

funmisticqueen:
eww, you are clearly below my level but your barking has been duly noted, i could introduce you to the two alsatians and the rhodesian ridgeback in my backyard who would rip you to shreds since you speak dog so well.

funmisticqueen:
you are truly ignorant aren't you? OMG i have actually been talking to a r-e-t-a-r-d the whole fvcking time, now i just feel bad and can only pity you, ooh poor baby with poor teeny weeny winsy prick, poor r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d little boy trapped in a man's body, poor unfortunate soul. May God give you a brain in jesus name cos medicine can't help you in that area hun.

funmisticqueen:
try it and i will surgically excise that dangling appendage you call a prick and feed it to you with beans for breakfast.

Greenbullet:
ur ancestors, anofia.

Onyezaza:
lol e pain am

funmisticqueen:
eww, you are clearly below my level but your barking has been duly noted, i could introduce you to the two alsatians and the rhodesian ridgeback in my backyard who would rip you to shreds since you speak dog so well.

Greenbullet:
pain who?

funmisticqueen:
you still keep shouting that you have a dick. Small boy. An amputation of that finger battery should serve you.Pleeaseeee, i am already a medical personnel. I see cases like yours once in a while.But you truly have a useless destiny,you actually dared mention me, you have even started attracting fleas like that lethargique fellow, i will treat your gonorrhoea if you like for free, holla that number you saw for a free consultation, HIV and VDRL screening(hehe).i could also give you lagactil to reduce your schizophrenia to default setting, you clearly dont know sacarsm when you see it. I am sure you dont even observe hygeine, and someone is sleeping with you. Either you were hallucinating or girls are meeting up with trash nowadays,it's a pity. You seem to be almost beyond redemption. Uncivilised animal

LethargiQue:



Why are you so unfortunate? Why did you drag me into this?

Onyezaza:
i never insulted you but you started it .

PrickGetSize:

You foolishly dropped your number somewhere on Nairaland and still have the guts to make threats?
Don't make me haunt you and give you more to worry about than your smelly toto and daddy issues.

PrickGetSize:

None of this makes any sense. Does yeast infection also affect the way a local girl types And to imagine it took you hours to come with this mumbo jumbo.

Jokes aside, I must say you are not qualified to engage me in a battle of wits - honestly, but for the internet, the closest you would get to me is catching a tossed coin cos you sucked my big black prick.

Greenbullet:
na u know

PrickGetSize:

The only time I'll let myself go below your level if I allow you ride me cowgirl style. But for fear of your incurable smelly toto, that's not going to happen. I'll make sure I always keep you arm's length.
I still feel sad for what your uncle did to you. Words cannot describe the abuses you suffered under him. It was a jamboree of oräl and anäl rapë whenever his wife was on her period.

PrickGetSize:

The only time I'll let myself go below your level if I allow you ride me cowgirl style. But for fear of your incurable smelly toto, that's not going to happen. I'll make sure I always keep you arm's length.
I still feel sad for what your uncle did to you. Words cannot describe the abuses you suffered under him. It was a jamboree of oräl and anäl rapë whenever his wife was on her period.

funmisticqueen:
call and haunt me na, mumumu ghost of your village.