edimolu:

Great ife....u remind me of dose days...hmm likes of motion ground, yellow house ,ajose, pit theatre..my favorite then was faculty of edu basement.

Baaaaaaaad guy! Those areas are always sparsely populated at night and dimly lit.

Less than an hour

3 months. I don't do random sex with strangers. I have to get to know if the hole is worth my golden dick.

We were neighbours then in school. She packed in newly(wasn't in town when she packed in). I returned on a Thursday, she asked me out two days later(on Saturday),I accepted same day and banged her same day.

Broke up with her five months later tho. Such a drama Queen and damn too clingy.

dacovajnr:
You called 5mins"5 whole fucking min"? it's well

u de surprise??things de happen o

A week....

I met him in a taxi on Sunday... We spoke over the phone for the week till Friday ... Met on Sunday... And made out ... Came close to sex but I said no can't do it

Asked me out on the Tuesday ... Agreed to meet him again on Saturday... Then the deed was done / half done ( painful) ....Then we finalised it on Sunday

Then dated for two years

oluwasma:
You meet someone the first time and boom you are into her/him and before you say Jack you are in bed with him/her.

What's the quickest you have gone?

2 to 5 mins.. ...and 3rounds wit instant discharge.... She's a friends friend though 8

All these guys are saying 30mins, 2hrs... And girls - one week. Who followed those guys into the other room kwanu, ghosts?

Met her 10pm after a night out with my guys.one of my guys had a thing with her before, intro me to her and I started pressing buttons. We all went to the club. Brought her to my guys place and it happened. At about 2am.thats 4hrs.although my friend still take Im own after me.

Pinkpetals:
A week....
I met him in a taxi on Sunday... Half done...(painful)

hmmm ....wow. Dem no dey rit am 4 face....lol

MsRoe:
All these guys are saying

ghost....lol u won hear 10 mins/ 1 day for gals mouth? I happens in mins in a (alcohol-filled) party

Dexema:

OAU alumnus? Make sense, good u passed motion ground 303 and 403

I'm not a fan of such PDA, so I didn't pass it.

mekyno777:

hmmm ....wow.
Dem no dey rit am 4 face....lol

I don't understand .... Please translate

EnigmaticEnigma:
Mine was 5 minutes.

Woke up in the morning to pee, then for some reason, I decided to look down, which I never do.

Then I saw my beautiful peniis

That was it, I just couldn't resist.

guy y

oluwasma:
You meet someone the first time and boom you are into her/him and before you say Jack you are in bed with him/her.

What's the quickest you have gone?

Three hours...

dacovajnr:
Edimolu Omo Akogun..paddy mi

Baaami twale...we no even sight ur greenlight?....how every?

Mine is around 2 to 3 hours. Met her at a party in 2012 in Uniabuja, she came with a female friend of mine and was all over me. The sex gave me inferiority complex; Her private part oozed badly.

My neighbor just called me around 4pm while in school to hurry home. Dah Hez girlfriend brought a friend of hers to see him, and he needs someone to keep the friend company as he wana get busy with this girlfriend. Got home by 5. Started chatting with the friend, by 7pm we've already finished dealing' with each other. Was like movie to me, coz we've never met each other before, we Nd during our discussion we didn't talk about anything romantic, twas purely academic. How we got down is still a surprise. She forgot her charger, came to collect it the following day.. Ended up spending the night. After that I deleted her number sharp sharp. This one go spoil my life. Saw her two months later in school, was forming annoyance dah I just used Nd dumped her. Apologized and invited her over. Came in the evening, before I could say Jack we don go down like 4times dah evening. She dey comot like this I dey delete the number again.

Pinkpetals:


I don't understand .... Please translate

U ain't a Nigerian right?

edimolu:

Baaami twale...we no even sight ur greenlight?....how every?

I been dey busy ni jare! Me sight your mention the other night ...but the booby wey I sight weak me, as blood sef don full everywhere and thank God Johnny was missing in action

Pinkpetals:

I don't understand .... Please translate

The feelings/hotness in the body is hdisguised/hidden in fine face......#smile its wel, hv fun dear.

Maduawuchukwu:


U ain't a Nigerian right?

No I'm not...

Pinkpetals:


No I'm not...

Thats why you couldn't grab him. Lol.
Which country you from?

Maduawuchukwu:


Thats why you couldn't grab him. Lol.
Which country you from?

I can't say... Really don't want to be ostrisised or attacked

Pinkpetals:


I can't say... Really don't want to be ostrisised or attacked

Lol. I guess u are from S.A then. Why do u guys go about on NL being scared of Nigerians verbally attacking you. I rarely see Nigerians attacking S.A peeps here. Be free.

Maduawuchukwu:


Lol. I guess u are from S.A then. Why do u guys go about on NL being scared of Nigerians verbally attacking you. I rarely see Nigerians attacking S.A peeps here. Be free.

IV seen and experienced it... On my old moniker when I first joined.

Guy said some really messed up things... Like raping me with a hot iron rod and making sure my body ends up in a coffin

He use to follow me on each thread and attack me... It got pretty scary

Pinkpetals:


IV seen and experienced it... On my old moniker when I first joined.

Guy said some really messed up things... Like raping me with a hot iron rod and making sure my body ends up in a coffin

He use to follow me on each thread and attack me... It got pretty scary

That one is a peculiar case o. But no need to be scared. Stop hiding ur nationality. I have noticed an upswing in SA people on Nairaland. What's the jerk?

Maduawuchukwu:


That one is a peculiar case o. But no need to be scared. Stop hiding ur nationality. I have noticed an upswing in SA people on Nairaland. What's the jerk?

Im sure you have noticed it's only SA women that come here... Back story is ussually that she dated a Nigerian guy in SA... Who opened up her eyes while simultaneously leaving her heart broken.... So she comes here for closure and some understanding on the Nigerian male mind

And maybe coz we don't have such a forum ....

Pinkpetals:


Im sure you have noticed it's only SA women that come here... Back story is ussually that she dated a Nigerian guy in SA... Who opened up her eyes while simultaneously leaving her heart broken.... So she comes here for closure and some understanding on the Nigerian male mind

And maybe coz we don't have such a forum ....

Lol. Naija guys!! Is that what brought u here also? Ur Naija man xperience?.

dacovajnr:
I been dey busy ni jare! Me sight your mention the other night ...but the booby wey I sight weak me, as blood sef don full everywhere and thank God Johnny was missing in action

Lol....d bobby don sag sef....

dacovajnr:
I been dey busy ni jare! Me sight your mention the other night ...but the booby wey I sight weak me, as blood sef don full everywhere and thank God Johnny was missing in action

lol Johnny sef busy pass anything else, But trust me I left them with some cuss words, especially that albino

Went out on a date with a student and we got it on late at my place (5 hours),he had a big one ). He never left after that night; we were together for 10 years.