MEILYN:
It's unfortunate. I don't smoke Marijuana but it scares me to see so much ignorance about this precious plant. It's a blessing to mankind. 100% safer than Alcohol.

if only there highness is the same

jagugu88li:
So, according to your wisdom I am supose to list all mishaps that are currently in occurance inorder to appear wise. I simply dont have the time, thats all.

Good evening. Please quote me again, just for fun.

I'm just trying to let you know that there are worse things out there. I'm a strong weed advocate, been smoking that sh*t since god knows when and trust me when I tell you....weed is good.
Keeps you focus, alert and in touch with your deepest thought.

Forget this negative propaganda about weed and hit half a blunt, you gonna be smarter than Einstein and Darwin combined.

Jakumo:


You are becoming hysterical, madam. I have taken the liberty of alerting the nearest psychiatry facility near you, so that the men in white coats can show up to sedate you, and take you away in a strait jacket, for observation, until your rage subsides. I took this step for your own good.

see ode, this is naija, pintch yourself bruh, white coat ke,heheheh, na rope me go take tie you, keep smoking,your village people will soon get to you

Csami:


I'm just trying to let you know that there are worse things out there. I'm a strong weed advocate, been smoking that sh*t since god knows when and trust me when I tell you....weed is good.
Keeps you focus, alert and in touch with your deepest thought.

Forget this negative propaganda about weed and hit half a blunt, you gonna be smarter than Einstein and Darwin combined.

Noted, and supported. Einstein no go gree sha.

Turbo og. I must go hand go taste different types of weed

frenzyduchess:
see ode, this is naija, pintch yourself bruh, white coat ke,heheheh, na rope me go take tie you, keep smoking,your village people will soon get to you

Just try to stay calm. It is obvious that you are very distressed today, but we are here for you, to ensure that you do not hurt yourself during this episode.

Please do not offer any resistance when the medical team arrive at your house. They have your best interests at heart, and they will forcibly administer a few marijuana puffs, to bring you back from the edge, as you are transported to a secure facility where you can be observed with CCTV cameras in your cell.

what are they waiting for? let it be legalized worldwide.. tired of hiding to buy weed.. nd can finally advise my girl to smoke a joint too. but those weeds are nt dried. be best used to make brownnies. #TeamWeed

JayKayMaybachz:
General Madness Loading


I am patiently waiting for the outcome of the legalization. ..

Na still Explorer go come here con post another headline ..

"Man Hacks Wife Down After Smoking 5 Wraps Of Marijuana"

Source: Daily Fail

IF THE SAME HAPPEN IN NIGERIA

Jakumo:


Just try to stay calm. It is obvious that you are very distressed today, but we are here for you, to ensure that you do not hurt yourself during this episode.

Please do not offer any resistance when the medical team arrive at your house. They have your best interests at heart, and they will forcibly administer a few marijuana puffs, to bring you back from the edge, as you are transported to a secure facility where you can be observed with CCTV cameras in your cell.

You give that creature too much credit. If 'it' is unaware such services are available here, how would 'it' ever pay for the services?

crowley:
what are they waiting for? let it be legalized worldwide.. tired of hiding to buy weed.. nd can finally advise my girl to smoke a joint too. but those weeds are nt dried. be best used to make brownnies. #TeamWeed

Rest assured that all those buds are properly dried, and ready to fire up in the privacy of your home.

There is a massive, multi-billion dollar industry built up around weed production and processing for consumption.

Every possible angle has been covered by the suppliers. All you need is your lighter, or your vaporizer, if you are the health conscious type, of have a need to conceal the beautiful odor from those nearby.

Netherland is one of the most peaceful countries in the world.... Nigeria that has the most churches, see how una dey... Corruption, hypocrisy everything full this country.... If they grant you visa to Las-Vegas, I'm sure most of y'all hypocrites will leave and never come back....



I don't joke with this plant....I love the level of abstraction I'm taken to when I take Weed....if it were possible, I'd smoke weed all the time.... This plant is natures gift to man to be happy....

If everyone could smoke one stick of Weed at the same time, there'd be global peace for a minimum of 2 hours

They should export kwale or Osogbo weed to them

Ziinno:


You give that creature too much credit. If 'it' is unaware such services are available here, how would 'it' ever pay for the services?

Seriously, Nigeria could rake in BILLIONS of US greenback dollars in weed exports, in addition to creating a highly lucrative domestic industry within the country, if only the wise example set by a host of other nations, from the Netherlands, to the USA, Canada, and Jamaica, could be emulated by Nigeria.

Nigerian weed is seriously powerful, but due to the secret, clandestine nature of the cultivation and drying/curing process, much of that quality is lost by the time the product reaches the consumer.

Even Buhari would benefit from smoking or eating some good weed right now, to improve his appetite for food, and speed up the healing process.

Ziinno:


When you eventually get tired of LOOkING for a way to make money and actually make money...Try weed.

I would really love to get high with you.

SPDAZZY:
Hmmm, and the wahala continues. That means they could also legalize sale of Class A drugs.

Oya, all those people that have been hiding, you can now show face. See them, both young and old, with different excuses to give for the addiction.

Seriously its these area boys and hoodlums that gave it a bad name after all there are doctors, lawyers, engineers and other professionals that take weed in moderation. Abuse and overdose causes problems.

mrtayesynchro:


Seriously its these area boys and hoodlums that gave it a bad name after all there are doctors, lawyers, engineers and other professionals that take weed in moderation. Abuse and overdose causes problems.

Sho y'right. You know what time it is.

Ziinno:


You give that creature too much credit. If 'it' is unaware such services are available here, how would 'it' ever pay for the services?

you mean your mother is a creature ,oh my

. The way many people take dey analyze this weed of a thing u go begin wonder weather dey dey put suger inside it



Anyway wetin I know sef

Sharming95:
Omo...yummy....abeg make Dem legalise am here two...can't wait to day buy ma weed freely.... Dis weed field makes me remember Ted

Oh my Ted, got a job by insulting his employer and got promoted by fxcking a colleague in his working place.......The aftermath of marijuana though.

Jakumo:


Just try to stay calm. It is obvious that you are very distressed today, but we are here for you, to ensure that you do not hurt yourself during this episode.

Please do not offer any resistance when the medical team arrive at your house. They have your best interests at heart, and they will forcibly administer a few marijuana puffs, to bring you back from the edge, as you are transported to a secure facility where you can be observed with CCTV cameras in your cell.

heheheh, receive clarity from your marijauna powered Brian

all these genetically modified weeds...lol

AYAAAAA WAYOOOOO I LUV THIS FREEDOM OF SMOKING KPOLII

I should move to Vegas soon

In case anyone is wondering why the marijuana dispensaries only deal with cash, U.S. federal law currently outlaws the cultivation, distribution and consumption of marijuana. And as the banks are regulated by the federal government, they have to follow federal law in that regard.

So, the marijuana dispensaries would have to be denied banking services.

Benekruku:
Way to go.....

In the future, same will apply to cocaine, heroine, morphine, opium, crack, molly and the likes


Deregulate the market and rake-in fvcking tax from consumption.

Nothing becomes hidden anymore and the cartel at high risk of going out of business.

scarcity, monopoly and gang wars curtailed to an extent.

Africa need to buy into such law same with homosexuality

Th world is moving and we must follow suite...

which faith do you profess

jagugu88li:
What you dont know is that Mexico is just selling. UK is supplying Afganistan and China with opium crop resources behind closed doors and then come to light and cry terrorism. America is on board

Mexico is not just selling, it is growing and acting as link to South America drug farms.

Cocaine, ecstacy and tik are mostly planted in Afghanistan and the terrorist targets (USA and UK)are the suppliers....talk of hypocrisy

I am sorry, you got it wrong, Columbia is the top producer of cocaine while Afghanistan leads in opium
production, opium is indigenous to Afghanistan, they have been growing
it for ages, the fact that opium production has gone up has to do with lawlessness
not some conspiracy business.

They won't compete with them, they have open channels of supply cutting through deep pipe lines.

Where are the pipelines, what kind of dumb trafficker supplies drug through pipeline ?
Who supplies to whom ?

US government does not get tax from mexican drug trade, legalizing and exporting drugs will boost
the US economy, considering that America is the highest consumer of illegal drugs.

IgboAmakaa:
. The way many people take dey analyze this weed of a thing u go begin wonder weather dey dey put suger inside it

Anyway wetin I know sef

You know how as the ting dey sweet like sugar, but we no go tell dem. No worry. Just take style send my own come this side, so that I nogo forget myself go report you for Sgt. Akpan office, dem.

PDPGuy:
I should move to Vegas soon

In case anyone is wondering why the marijuana dispensaries only deal with cash, U.S. federal law currently outlaws the cultivation, distribution and consumption of marijuana. And as the banks are regulated by the federal government, they have to follow federal law in that regard.

So, the marijuana dispensaries would have to be denied banking services.

In God we trust. All others pay cash.

Explorers:
Excitement.

loooooolllzz this one is very funny.
hes praying he doesnt wake up to find out it was just a dream all along

johnson232:

Which madness are u talking about?
See as everywhere fine...u no see as the street & shop clean?

We Nigerians wey no dey mad, wey no legalize marijuana, see as our environment dirty....
Where d real madness dey like that?

$€¥£fall on you.....

jiangchu:


which faith do you profess

Atheist

I wouldn't be surprised if the government is selling it but if its an individual then its a crime.