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We live in a very pretentious world where everybody wants to appear as ‘immaculate-saint-innocent’ people with holier than thou attitude.

But believe it or not, sex makes the world go round, because if not for sex, there would be no me or you in the space of the earth.

So why not talk about it and educate people on how best to enjoy their sex lives to the fullest. It’s also a good and fun-filled healthy experience that keeps the body and soul together.

While having sex, you exercise your body. Every part of you is in action and on motion. Medical reports state that the more regular your sex life is, the healthier you become. Doubt me? You can go ask your doctor.

Some people would condemn and criticize the writers of ‘sex related articles or books’ but behind closed doors, they would read and savour all the condiments the writer brings.

Just like the saying that ‘pretenders do the worse’; some would even do worse than those they criticize.

I have instances which I would want to share to buttress my point.

There was this cousin of mine who has always been on the ‘good girl’ side. But her bubble burst late last year when she came to spend her school break with me.

Ifeoma, just like me, enjoys reading a lot, so in the process of going through my book shelves, she grabbed a copy of an old article I wrote for a Newspaper.

I was sitting close to her, so glued to my T.V, but kept stealing a glance. Just as expected; after reading the content, my darling cousin said all sorts of unprintable things to me.

Trust Chichi, as she was ragging and ranting, I didn’t bother arguing with her, I just maintained a sealed lips because I know say one day na one day, Monkey go go market e no fit come back. Then I would pay her in her own coin.

With the way she was ‘making mouth’ I just had a hunch that given the slightest opportunity, her kind of person would never lack unripe plantains and cucumber in her school hostel (don’t even bother to ask me what the plantains and cucumber would be used for because your guess is as good as mine; if not better).

Then one fateful day, I came back from work very late and worn out, so I dashed off to my bed and dozed away. I later woke in the middle of the night to take my bath, and then thought it wise to tiptoe into my cousins’ room to check if she was alright; either fast asleep or awake reading her books. But behold, wetin I see pass my eyes.

I saw my ‘very good and saintly’ cousin that was ‘bad-mouthing’ Chichi, stark naked sprawling on her bed, spreadeagled with a copy of the newspaper in one of her hands while her other five fingers were very busy slowly going in and out of her ‘treasure island’.

As she was in motion, she was also jerking and whining her waist to the rhythm of the trust of her all fingers. I was indeed very shocked, not just because I saw her ‘helping herself’ but I wondered how her five fingers managed to penetrate into her honey pot, abi na honey well.

Honestly, if five fingers could go in all at once into that ‘sweet hole’, then it could really be almost same size with that of the mouth of a Well.

Are you Eager to know what I did after I caught her pants-down relishing every detail of all the condiments of sex the article had to offer?

I had wanted to burst in on her, but resisted the strong urge and ‘fashied’ the pretender for that night. But had other plans on how to get back at her at the break of dawn.

Since she was the first to yab me, I made sure I gave her double portion of it and make her take back all her criticisms. She learnt her lesson the hard way. I taught her not to be a hypocrite; and even if she must pretend, not to a person like me (winks).

Should I share another incident?

Okay! There are guys who find it very difficult to go a shop or kiosk to ask for a pack of condom. The same item they would use to relish the best of a sexual ecstasy, yet they feel so ashamed and embarrassed to walk into a shop and ask for one.

Instead they would tip little boys around their neighborhood with little ‘change’ and subsequently whisper to them to rush off and get the ‘raincoat’ in a nearby kiosk.

Some would go into many shops looking for the one that has a male shop attendant, so they could relate more with him as per ‘guys to guys’ stuff.

If a guy walks into a shop and discovers that it’s a lady that is at the helm of the affairs; he would either pick another item and leave or ask for what he obviously knows they don’t sell. So funny!

There was this funny scenario I witnessed in a supermarket a few months back. Shortly after I finished shopping, I was at the counter about to pay for the few things I picked when a young man walked in to buy condom.

Meanwhile, from my few minutes encounter with the salesgirl, I observed that she could be a JJC in Lagos (Johnny Just Come).

So as the guy approached the counter, he wanted to bluntly and audaciously ask for condom, but when he saw me, an elegant potential babe, suddenly ‘cat cut his tongue’.

In order to cover up his error, he starting using different ‘codes’, like Celine Dion, bullet proof .

Poor him! All the codes he was applying, the salesgirl couldn’t decode any.

And the look on her face was more like; “hey this guy don miss road oh!” He had no idea that I know more than he does. I had to bail him out. I boldly told the lady to please give him a pack of condoms and save us all the stress of watching such boring drama.

There are also some guys who openly condemn public lectures or publications on sex or sex related issues, but I bet you, go home and check under his pillow, you wouldn’t be surprised to see assorted pornographic magazines lying there to assist him whenever he feels Hot and wants to indulge in ‘self help’.

His phone is also not left out, if he is privileged to use a smart phone, it would be filled with pornographic pictures and videos too.

My dear readers please don’t see me as a bad or spoilt lady, I am just doing my best to educate our people on what sex, love and life entails; the good, the bad and the ugly side of it and how to make each sexual experience worthwhile.



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Chioma your brain is paining you. Ediot

Even Achebe no fit finish dis ur post