bawomolo:

wait till i report all of yall to sunday school teacher. brother solomon must hear this.

bawomolo:

wait till i report all of yall to sunday school teacher. brother solomon must hear this.

whitesturd:

.lie

yjay:

em em , im too embarrassed to say

snthesis:

hmm my joint top tw, dont which one is sluttier-
i F*cked a chic in her parent's house, with the popsy and momsy next door in the siitting room.
next in line wud be f*ngering a chic on 3rd mainland bridge while driving top speed -the thrill made her come

yjay:

em em , im too embarrassed to say

r231:

yes you are
spit it out, we are waiting

mama-gee:

Don't tempt me cause if I do
You'll go blind.

bawomolo:

lol confess your sin. brother solomon is listening.

platinumnk:

chia

mama-gee:

Don't tempt me cause if I do
You'll go blind.

bawomolo:

you sef confess your own.

platinumnk:

ummm m m m ok, this wasnt my fault but its pretty   

Went out with a group of friends
I danced with one of the guys in the groups at a club
Another guy in our group ( A Jamaican) literally jumps on me
and me and the guy fall on our backs, LOL
the Jamaican is still popping on me lol
So Im trying to get out of my crazy friends sandwich

And next thing I know the owner boots me and all my friends out for being too "provacative"   :olol 
_{I think it was because we wasnt buyin drinks}

r231:

some years ago i was working for dis bank and one day i was helping dis chick out who needed a loan
chick was very hot and i am steaming
she got d vibe, i got d lyrics lol
well one thing led to another we srted messing around in my office before you knw whats going on i locked the door and o girl gave me one of d best head ever

some how some way something happened at d bank and they have to send the video tape to security and guess what i became a indecency star before you knw it shoooooooo

I WAS FIRED for misconduct

r231:

some years ago i was working for dis bank and one day i was helping dis chick out who needed a loan
chick was very hot and i am steaming
she got d vibe, i got d lyrics lol
well one thing led to another we srted messing around in my office before you knw whats going on i locked the door and o girl gave me one of d best head ever

some how some way something happened at d bank and they have to send the video tape to security and guess what i became a indecency star before you knw it shoooooooo

I WAS FIRED for misconduct

whitesturd:

lol.u kiddin aite?
nice joke anyways

denzel2009:

Are you serious?

Well, me and my ex boss we couldnt get enough of each other, after work I always follow her to her train station and then look for an empty carriage. We have been fumbling for some period until one day the train driver announced that guys that is not allowed on public transport. We had to get off at the next stop.

r231:

nope not kidding
ma colleagues at HSBC still clown me up till now


OMG

platinumnk:

I WANNA SEE THE TAPE


hahahahahahahhahahah u guys are some freaks!