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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:00am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
Shut the fück up, ugly fool. I've uploaded my pictures on this forum before. And I just did on THIS THREAD, a while ago. I decided to bring it down 'cause I concluded I have nothing to prove either to you, or the viewers. After all, any idiot that believes your nonsense is a morön to whom I have no need to explain anything.

Aren't you the imbecilé who claims I am the same person as DarkRebel and edimolu? So, WHY DID YOU POST DIFFERENT PICTURES? AREN'T OUR PICTURES SUPPOSED TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME. Headless, clueless, confused, self-contradictory cretin. grin

Yes, I deny the pictures, because they aren't mine. You and your fellow travelers in the river of retardation are free to believe whatever shiit gives you orgasms.

But the deity who bestowed you with such caliber of ugliness and physical clumsiness is the most wicked entity in the cosmos.

You're horrible-looking. Even you haven't denied it. Oloriburuku oloshi. Badly molded by the irunmoles. There was pandemonium in heaven on the day you were sculpted. grin
Chai. See FINISHING!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:09am On Nov 10, 2017
edimolu2:


Nigga even has the guts to call another moniker ugly, he is the most shamed nairalander i know of.

He is a broke-hypocrite, he actually begged for 1000naira recharge card offline, he has been reported to always being broke, those who know him have spilled that countless times, he begs to feed!, with a face looking so unkempt and unfed grin would you doubt that? grin

He is a sex-starved idiot, he travelled down to anambra to go Bleep a 19year old, would you blame the girl for rejecting him, abeg see hin face now grin , the girl had to come to nairaland to complain about subsequent nightmares... grin

He is jobless, he spends all his life on nairaland seeking attention and looking for who to exploit with his failed lexical articulation, nairaland is his way of having what reality never gave him grin

He has the highest number of monikers on nairaland... grin He masturbates every blessed day, now you wonder why he got shaky and unbalanced legs...

Worst of all, he is a 40 year old fool, his mates are in better sections adding values to their lives, but the fool would rather dwell his stupidity in romance section amd scream darkenbaboon anytime his a$$ is being roasted grin

He is a dirty slob-wretched shmuck grin grin


Jeez! This is brutal murder! I am not sure he is gonna survive the impact. You literally murdered the dude with this single post. Let me check if he is alive.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 12:11am On Nov 10, 2017
edimolu2:

Blah blah blah, try harder, i can feel the agitation from here....baba don tire.... grin
You always know when you're blown away. grin grin grin grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 12:22am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:


No offence, but this guy is grotesquely ugly.
Not only that, his fashion sense is extremely appalling. Who wears coat in this century? A N25O Aba-made belt on top a faded coat... Wahdafuq? Tie even looks like it was sewn by one of those disgruntled tailor.

As if this is not enough, he couldn't even strike a dashing pose for the camera. Dude be looking like a confused lowgrade morøn a level below a giant ape.

And almighteeAllah, the next time you are gonna post something like this, please endeavour to warn us in advance so that you won't assault my eyes like you just did. I demand an apology.


Moniker created 2 days ago to quote himself and dash likes.

You must have watched your father adorn the attire of a masquerade to steal his neighbour's yams grin

And your mom must like glory holes, fücking strangers with a mask...

If you took the pains to create a new email and moniker most for me, then your life isn't worth the sweat and energy your unfortunate parents perspired in the fúck that produced you.

Anthony Munachi Okeke, Nairaland beggar asking and crying for recharge cards miimzyy, Rosie, mispcy and lala.

The same Nairaland hustler who hijacked mimzyy's prize money for miss Nairaland...

Nairaland rejected móron.

Jumping from group to group when you claim you're 28 year old.

Dubai scammer!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:


[s]Only if you know this is the guy behind this moniker

Yes still using a blackberry curve 2 to take selfies cheesy[/s]
Morön. Posting random pictures won't change the fact that you're a miserable ugly bastard with bald head and ponmo lips. Edimolu told me that you've masturbated to the extent that your legs are now shaky and unbalanced. How does it feel like having that thing between your thighs determining the fate of your entire body? I learned it has more meat than your brain has matter---no wonder you left Delta to go hunting for pussy in Anambra. grin

Nature did you strong thing. The best you can do is curse nature or the day of your birth. Have you seen your head? It looks like the stone used in grinding pepper. Ugly idiot. Even the sun is scared of shining on your face. grin
Tozara

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:30am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:


See the man with a fish face. grin grin grin

If you had looked a bit better your mother would have hold on and fought for life grin

Who wants to have to put up with a chemist man's face loolokgike icefish

Shut up! You can no longer make coherent sentences as a result of the merciless drilling you have been receiving on this thread.

The guy in the pic is a thousand & 1 times more appealing than your squashed face. You are the last person who should talk about looks seeing as you look exactly like a domesticated monkey. I feel like splitting your skull with a heavy knock witnessing this brazen exhibition of idiocy from one person in the space of 24 hours.

If you had any dignity left in your obese stomach, you would have long exited this thread because those two guys beheaded you, cremated you, and afterwards buried you in the debris of your father's collapsed thatched hut pages back.

Old fool go nurse your wounds and stop bothering cyberspace with your self-inflicted maladies.

Loser!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:35am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:


Shut up! You can no longer make coherent sentences as a result of the merciless drilling you have been receiving on this thread.

The guy in the pic is a thousand & 1 times more appealing than your squashed face. You are the last person who should talk about looks seeing as you look exactly like a domesticated monkey. I feel like splitting your skull with a heavy knock witnessing this brazen exhibition of idiocy from one person in the space of 24 hours.

If you had any dignity left in your obese stomach, you would have long exited this thread because those two guys beheaded you, cremated you, and afterwards buried you in the debris of your father's collapsed thatched hut pages back.

Old fool go nurse your wounds and stop bothering cyberspace with your self-inflicted maladies.

Loser!
shocked Ah! But why? Kilode? grin

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 12:35am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
Morön. Posting random pictures won't change the fact that you're a miserable ugly bastard with bald head and ponmo lips. Edimolu told me that you've masturbated to the extent that your legs are now shaky and unbalanced. How does it feel like having that thing between your thighs determining the fate of your entire body? I learned it has more meat than your brain has matter---no wonder you left Delta to go hunting for pussy in Anambra. grin

Nature did you strong thing. The best you can do is curse nature or the day of your birth. Have you seen your head? It looks like the stone used in grinding pepper. Ugly idiot. Even the sun is scared of shining on your face. grin

grin grin cheesy grin any time I post that picture, you react violently posting a long ass narrative...

You don't like to see yourself? You can't live with your own reflection? grin

Of course you will deny your own pictures today and tomorrow you will say you were 12 when you took them because you suffer from retrograde amnesia due to poor dieting...

See the pics with your deactivated moniker you even denied same pics last year until you were shamed and you deactivated your handle..

Your real name is Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran, the son of a dead thief disgraced in Osun state for stealing public cheque.

That's your fact and history and it will always love with you. I will damage your family name in the internet.

The dead Gbadebo was too busy putting his hands on public money to teach his son academics and maths so he ended as a fine art student.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:39am On Nov 10, 2017
Someone's worn out. He keeps repeating the same old shiit. Oloriburuku wants to rename me by force. grin

Hahahahahaha. Leslie sounds like the name of a dog, though.

Edimolu is DarkRebel
I am DarkRebel
BloodyWafarian is now also DarkRebel

Logically, edimolu's picture is supposed to be mine, as well as BloodyWafarian's, so why is he posting another different picture? I guess I'm a Chameleon that can transform and take on two different appearances. Fücking dullard. grin
Tozara

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:42am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:
[s]Moniker created 2 days ago to quote himself and dash likes.

You must have watched your father adorn the attire of a masquerade to steal his neighbour's yams grin

And your mom must like glory holes, fücking strangers with a mask...

If you took the pains to create a new email and moniker most for me, then your life isn't worth the sweat and energy your unfortunate parents perspired in the fúck that produced you.

Anthony Munachi Okeke, Nairaland beggar asking and crying for recharge cards miimzyy, Rosie, mispcy and lala.

The same Nairaland hustler who hijacked mimzyy's prize money for miss Nairaland...

Nairaland rejected móron.

Jumping from group to group when you claim you're 28 year old.

Dubai scammer![/s]

Yawns. Rambling lunatic.

I am not gonna tread this path with you because I ain't no necrophiliac - I am allergic to corpses.

Stay dead and buried. Son of perdition.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 12:47am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:


Shut up! You can no longer make coherent sentences as a result of the merciless drilling you have been receiving on this thread.

The guy in the pic is a thousand & 1 times more appealing than your squashed face. You are the last person who should talk about looks seeing as you look exactly like a domesticated monkey. I feel like splitting your skull with a heavy knock witnessing this brazen exhibition of idiocy from one person in the space of 24 hours.

If you had any dignity left in your obese stomach, you would have long exited this thread because those two guys beheaded you, cremated you, and afterwards buried you in the debris of your father's collapsed thatched hut pages back.

Old fool go nurse your wounds and stop bothering cyberspace with your self-inflicted maladies.

Loser!

The sad song of 3 idiots who had died long ago by my hands amd are now hovering over Nairaland in their ghosts form grin grin grin grin grin

This is same idiot a Nairalander (lala) helped to procure a visa to come better his life abraod and no body in his wretched family has bank statement to convince British Embassy staff to sign his visa.

Even an albino, with a mother with goiter and 400 Naira weavon is still looking to offset her revenge when I showed all of Nairaland the kind of cheap cúnt who fathered you and couldn't open a bank account for a son who needed 5k from a student to reactivate his BVN-non-compliant account.

The Albino with skin rash and saggy stomach who was dump by a old hag in Nairaland after she saw him for the beggar he is.

You opened an account 2 days ago to face me, ypukst be shivering in your pants whenever you remembered what I made of you.


Nairaland 's 3 idiots

1)Warroblood is albino with skin blemishes

2) Edimolu2 is a sick cell anemia sufferer whose genetic mutation is affecting his confidence in the real world

3) Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran is a 4 feet tall thief who specialises in blackmailing Nairaland girl's for money.

His father died most ingloriously and was burried as a peasant.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 12:54am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:


Yawns. Rambling lunatic.

I am not gonna tread this path with you because I ain't no necrophiliac - I am allergic to corpses.

Stay dead and buried. Son of perdition.

The only thing dead was your mother's pride when she sold her body to an albino.

Munachi Okeke, alias Iamsinz , muva , sherrycoco, the only imbecilic idiot who creates female alternates to woo himself and diss his friends.

I will soon be posting your mother's pictures here until January until someone will bring it to her attention, then I will start with your screenshots where you were begging little students for money..

It's going to be like before.

I will send your ghost back to your decomposing flesh , then do a Lazarus on you and have you murdered again and again.

Shey your backstabbing and jealousy Jane been caught out in your new group and little kids have locked an old fool like you back to the slime you are and those you brought in have made you look like a great ape.

Hahahahaha, I'm be back for you.

Double chin albino....

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:54am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
Someone's worn out. He keeps repeating the same old shiit. Oloriburuku wants to rename me by force. grin

Hahahahahaha. Leslie sounds like the name of a dog, though.

Edimolu is DarkRebel
I am DarkRebel
BloodyWafarian is now also DarkRebel

Logically, edimolu's picture is supposed to be mine, as well as BloodyWafarian's, so why is he posting another different picture? I guess I'm a Chameleon that can transform and take on two different appearances. Fücking dullard. grin
Lolz. Blazing fool is struggling to carry on with a battle that has already been lost.

Please temper justice with mercy kind sire. You have tortured him enough. Allow him to recover some strength before you continue the onslaught.

Besides, what's the pleasure in torturing someone who's too weak to fight back? Lmao. Dimwitted ogre got more than he bargained for.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:56am On Nov 10, 2017
The bald-headed wretched baboon is realising his stupidity. grin

He's now refering to Edimolu, DarkRebel, and BloodyWafarian as THREE different people. So, edimolu is no longer my alternate. Oponu. Oloriburuku Mashanfani.

Jobless bastard with the highest number of monikers on nairaland.

DriveByKiller
WrathOfHadeZ
TheMortician
Shroud
TheEnQuirer
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
BigBadTroll
BloodOnMyHands
BurningBlade
Fearlez
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
lezz
Lezzlie
lezznjr
lezzjnr
lezzTheRipper
NairalandHeroes
BadBradley
DarkTroll
TheInkredible
Reciprokal

Ahhh! Kilode!!! shocked
Tozara

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 12:57am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:
[s]The only thing dead was your mother's pride when she sold her body to an albino.

Munachi Okeke, alias Iamsinz , muva , sherrycoco, the only imbecilic idiot who creates female alternates to woo himself and diss his friends.

I will soon be posting your mother's pictures here until January until someone will bring it to her attention, then I will start with your screenshots where you were begging little students for money..

It's going to be like before.

I will send your ghost back to your decomposing flesh , then do a Lazarus on you and have you murdered again and again.

Shey your backstabbing and jealousy Jane been caught out in your new group and little kids have locked an old fool like you back to the slime you are and those you brought in have made you look like a great ape.

Hahahahaha, I'm be back for you.

Double chin albino....[/s]
GET LOST!!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:00am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:

Lolz. Blazing fool is struggling to carry on with a battle that has already been lost.

Please temper justice with mercy kind sire. You have tortured him enough. Allow him to recover some strength before you continue the onslaught.

Besides, what's the pleasure in torturing someone who's too weak to fight back? Lmao. Dimwitted ogre got more than he bargained for.
The idiot is now withrawing his accusations and taking back his words. grin grin grin

He called you DarkRebel earlier, saying you're my alternate. Now the bastard is making distinctions between the monikers in a failed attempt to correct his stupidity. Apari Oloshi! grin
Tozara

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:10am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
The idiot is now withrawing his accusations and taking back his words. grin grin grin

He called your DarkRebel earlier, saying you're my alternate. Now the bastard is making distinctions between the monikers in a failed attempt to correct his stupidity. Apari Oloshi! grin

Lmao. And he has finally switched to saying I am sinnzu. Indeed abject stupidity runs in his veins. Mumu is plain confused and having blurred vision. See how you made a buffoon outta a grownass man.

Calling the cops right. away.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 1:14am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:


See the man with a fish face. grin grin grin

If you had looked a bit better your mother would have hold on and fought for life grin

Who wants to have to put up with a chemist man's face loolokgike icefish

You can not type correctly anymore? With your rebuttal , i can feel your shaky hands, your sweaty palms as you type in a futile attempt to seem you still in this battle, drips of sweat as they flow down your diseased-cheeks with such trembling and vibrating legs wishing i stopped your torture..this is your doom fearlez, you should save face now grin

You are a mis-match, i have slaughtered you like a sacred cow, busted your wits and nuts and stuffed you back in that rusted old blown-out sweaty sock of your mother's vagina, like hell i bet your mother's rusted cünt is egregiously-grey and distended!

Useless loser you are, the product of a wasted fück, one who had a shitty upbringing from a dysfunctional marriage where the father was a dead-drunk and the mother an unrepentant-whôre..you are the only existing-progeny of your failed generation and by God i will rid you of your destitution so you don't further plague thie earth with your never-do-well offsprings...fücking shrink

No figure of speech can be used to describe how pathetic and more of a sociopath you are and how you keep screaming the same shiit time and again,you are a fücked up foolish-sociopath obsessed with the name darkenbaboon, one would think he raped your mother repeatedly ,following with a pestle insertion which thus made her bleed to death!

It has never been so hard to process how much of a degenerate you are,so many biological explanations validates your dementia-sufferings and traits of a malnourished look, your likes should live your full existence in yaba-left, you this inferior-bastard!

I will keep putting you in your rightful place,your remains will liter this forum till eternity and will never go unnoticed, you this idiotic-imbecilic retärded junkie, clownish-slowpoke!

You really know how to take a real bütt-whooping..shameless-fäggot!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:17am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:


Lmao. And he has finally switched to saying I am sinnzu. Indeed abject stupidity runs in his veins. Mumu is plain confused and having blurred vision. See how you made a buffoon outta a grownass man.

Calling the cops right. away.
The external ugliness speaks volume about the severity of the turbulence in his brain. A person so dumb he can barely out-wit sewer rats.

To think this is the bastard that has been showering endless praises on himself, on how "intelligent" he is. To be an ugly baboon is one thing, being a mental cripple on top of it is a glaring indicator that someone was screwed up by nature, and had MALADY and MISFORTUNE inscribed on the gift bag he brought down from heaven.

Useless old fool.
Tozara

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 1:25am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:

GET LOST!!
See the Albino, person when mimzy paid to work for him for 6 months for 5k...

Same idiot I ended his career in Nairaland buy exposing him for the jobless, begging and blackmailing non-entity he is ...

This is what he has to say against AlmighteeAllah aka Darkrebel69/Darkenedrebel. grin grin grin grin grin

What a bîtxh ass emotional nigga.

Go bow down to Jude , he made you look like the derisory buffoon you are.

Serial reject. Your mother carry goiter, you carry albinism.

Cursed poverty-stricken family.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 1:28am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:
You always know when you're blown away. grin grin grin grin

Failed fool, your one minute man of a father lasted longer than this, coward!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:31am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
The external ugliness speaks volume about the severity of the turbulence in his brain. A person so dumb he can barely out-wit sewer rats.

To think this is the bastard that has been showering endless praises on himself, on how "intelligent" he is. To be an ugly baboon is one thing, being a mental cripple on top of it is a glaring indicator that someone was screwed up by nature, and had MALADY and MISFORTUNE inscribed on the gift bag he brought down from heaven.

Useless old fool.



Savage! Ever since I stumbled upon his original handle on this forum, I was so amazed at how someone could be so grossly silly and immature for a 40 year old. Age is not maturity afterall.

Dude is also a sex-starved ashewo section obsessed he-goat who runs after anything in skirt like a randy rooster. He lacks home training as well.

If I were his father, I would bind his hands and feet, and sell him into slavery. At least the funds derived would be used to sow cocoyam.

Wasted sperm!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:38am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:




Savage! Ever since I stumbled upon his original handle on this forum, I was so amazed at how someone could be so grossly silly and immature for a 40 year old. Age is not maturity afterall.

Dude is also a sex-starved ashewo section obsessed he-goat who runs after anything in skirt like a randy rooster. He lacks home training as well.

If I were his father, I would bind his hands and feet, and sell him into slavery. At least the funds derived would be used to sow cocoyam.

Wasted sperm!
Hahahaha. Chopping his bald head into pieces even after severing it from his unkept body. grin
Tozara

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 1:45am On Nov 10, 2017
BloodyWafarian:




Savage! Ever since I stumbled upon his original handle on this forum, I was so amazed at how someone could be so grossly silly and immature for a 40 year old. Age is not maturity afterall.

Dude is also a sex-starved ashewo section obsessed he-goat who runs after anything in skirt like a randy rooster. He lacks home training as well.

If I were his father, I would bind his hands and feet, and sell him into slavery. At least the funds derived would be used to sow cocoyam.

Wasted sperm!

He is an embarrassment to that age, there was a particular thread i saw this fôôl boasting of having a 3000naira power bank? 3000 naira? That is to tell you how broke he is in reality, he even made screenshot of the device and posted it grin grin

I pity the kids that will one day call him daddy, that is if he decides to marry before 2030 grin

He has neither the brains, talent and achievement of a 40 year old, just a cursed being waltzing through the face of the earth fervently waiting for his dying days grin

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 1:47am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
Hahahaha. Chopping his bald head into pieces even after severing it from his unkept body. grin
Zandar wen i told you he is 40 and ugly, you think say na joke abi? grin

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 1:51am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
The bald-headed wretched baboon is realising his stupidity. grin

He's now refering to Edimolu, DarkRebel, and BloodyWafarian as THREE different people. So, edimolu is no longer my alternate. Oponu. Oloriburuku Mashanfani.

Jobless bastard with the highest number of monikers on nairaland.

DriveByKiller
WrathOfHadeZ
TheMortician
Shroud
TheEnQuirer
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
BigBadTroll
BloodOnMyHands
BurningBlade
Fearlez
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
lezz
Lezzlie
lezznjr
lezzjnr
lezzTheRipper
NairalandHeroes
BadBradley
DarkTroll
TheInkredible
Reciprokal

Ahhh! Kilode!!! shocked

Yet with a face like this grin
Now you see how jobless he is and you know why grin

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:53am On Nov 10, 2017
DriveByKiller:
[s]See the Albino, person wet mimzy paid to work for him for 6 months for 5k...

Same idiot I ended his career in Nairaland buy exposing him for the jobless, begging and blackmailing non-entity he is ...

This is what he has to say against AlmighteeAllah aka Darkrebel69/Darkenedrebel. grin grin grin grin grin

What a bîtxh ass emotional nigga.

Go bow down to Jude , he made you look like the derisory buffoon you are.

Serial reject. Your mother carry goiter, you carry albinism.

Cursed poverty-stricken family.[s]

I would have deeped my hand into your bitchy mum's womb and commit amateur abortion If I had known that you would turn out to be such a nuisance and burden on humanity.

Curse be on your pussywhipped father who was too weak to mount your vixen mother and had to pay the village jester who doubles as a palmwine tapper to offload his inferior sperm into the bitch of a mother that brought you screaming into this world.

At your old age you don't have a wife, no kids, no job, no purpose and your only achievement is bragging about NL posts & e-brawls.

You should be ashamed of yourself, but then again, rejects like youself who have been kicked to the postion of societal dregs lack the capacity to feel remorse let alone experience shame.

Son of a thousand fathers!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 1:54am On Nov 10, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
Hahahaha. Chopping his bald head into pieces even after severing it from his unkept body. grin

.... And used as fertilizer to grow tall palm trees. Lolz. grin

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 1:58am On Nov 10, 2017
edimolu2:


You can not type correctly anymore? With your rebuttal , i can feel your shaky hands, your sweaty palms as you type in a futile attempt to seem you still in this battle, drips of sweat as they flow down your diseased-cheeks with such trembling and vibrating legs wishing i stopped your torture..this is your doom fearlez, you should save face now grin

You are a mis-match, i have slaughtered you like a sacred cow, busted your wits and nuts and stuffed you back in that rusted old blown-out sweaty sock of your mother's vagina, like hell i bet your mother's rusted cünt is egregiously-grey and distended!

Useless loser you are, the product of a wasted fück, one who had a shitty upbringing from a dysfunctional marriage where the father was a dead-drunk and the mother an unrepentant-whôre..you are the only existing-progeny of your failed generation and by God i will rid you of your destitution so you don't further plague thie earth with your never-do-well offsprings...fücking shrink

No figure of speech can be used to describe how pathetic and more of a sociopath you are and how you keep screaming the same shiit time and again,you are a fücked up foolish-sociopath obsessed with the name darkenbaboon, one would think he raped your mother repeatedly ,following with a pestle insertion which thus made her bleed to death!

It has never been so hard to process how much of a degenerate you are,so many biological explanations validates your dementia-sufferings and traits of a malnourished look, your likes should live your full existence in yaba-left, you this inferior-bastard!

I will keep putting you in your rightful place,your remains will liter this forum till eternity and will forever go unnoticed, you this idiotic-imbecilic retärded junkie, clownish-slowpoke!

You really know how to take a real bütt-whooping..shameless-fäggot!


The chances of you out-brawling me is as slim as the chances of your drunkard father's, pseudo-erect penis making your cock-craving mother cum.,

Your disses are so 2015, generic rubbish...

Take your own:


Your father was nothing more than a career criminal who married your mother as a prostitute by trade. The shallow gene pool had little chances of producing anything better than a miserable idiot like you whose destiny is to carry the family tradition of endless failures for yet again another generation, breaking new grounds by being the first on the family to register their demency on cyberspace.


Nature wants us all to be appreciative of how lucky we are each time we look at the life of Edimolu

Conceived by an alcohol-overtaken sperm lacking Vitamin B12 and nurtured by a cyst infested ovum for 9months, you had no chance in life to be born smart.

You're fated to be Nairaland's foremost, indisputable motley fool cum renegade ïmbecile.

*You're a classless, prideless and pussy-desperate fool who wouldn't mind crawling on your knees stalking girl on Nairaland for PM

*A failed troll who is serially ignored and blocked on WhatsApp by teenage girls when he keeps requesting for nudes.

* An unlucky glory-hunter looking for online sympathy and pity-dates from girls by declaring his mutated genotype after he has been serially rejected

* A poverty-enveloped bedbug who still uses a Dual SIM Chinese phone

* A disposable human cabbage who came to Nairaland to lamemt how his mother was mercilessly hacked to death by her brothers and buried like a roadside prostitute

The only way I could explain your misery is one of your father's creditors must have swapped your destiny with that of a diabia's sacrificial goat. grin


Ask any necromancer, the happiest moment of your dead mother's life was the day she took my black, rocky dick into her mouth. She had gone on to starve your slobbering father of sex thence.

Why'd you think your daddy was asking for your paternity test? I slackened your mother's püssy walls and your poor daddy floated like fish pikin wen him mama waka leave.

Bloody reprobate! Your brother's choked her to death for glory killing... quite ironic from a family of peasants and knaves known for using their fingers and organs far more than they ever used thier brains..

You're the bastardised version of a pure retard.
I'm doing What the midwife who assisted your mom failed to do: murdered you and leave your ghost pending in limbo ....

Unedifying piece of human scum.
Your life isn't worth the value of a lizard's dung! The best you can do is avail yourself as a guinea pig for primatologist to differentiate pure humans from those who faltered in the evolutionary process still carrying 70% gorrila DNA.

Adulterated, skewed, bastard from unhinged mongoloids.

Maddened Chimpanzee

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 2:02am On Nov 10, 2017
edimolu2:


He is an embarrasment to that age, there was a particular thread i saw this fôôl boasting of having a 3000naira power bank? 3000 naira? That is to tell you how broke he is in reality, he even made screenshot of the device and posted it grin grin

I pity the kids that will one day call him daddy, that is if he decides to marry before 2030 grin

He has neither the brains, talent and achievement of a 40 year old, just a cursed being waltzing through the face of the earth fervently waiting for his dying days grin

Hahahahahahaha. No nairalander has ever been badly disgraced and lynched in this way. He had it coming.

Seriously, I am damn sure his father will develop HBP if he long on to NL and witness the antics of the nitwit he calls a son.

Insecure lowbred bastard!

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