DriveByKiller:


[s]The chances of you out-brawling me is as slim as the chances of your drunkard father's, pseudo-erect penis making your cock-craving mother cum.,

Your disses are so 2015, generic rubbish...

Take your own:


Your father was nothing more than a career criminal who married your mother as a prostitute by trade. The shallow gene pool had little chances of producing anything better than a miserable idiot like you whose destiny is to carry the family tradition of endless failures for yet again another generation, breaking new grounds by being the first on the family to register their demency on cyberspace.


Nature wants us all to be appreciative of how lucky we are each time we look at the life of Edimolu

Conceived by an alcohol-overtaken sperm lacking Vitamin B12 and nurtured by a cyst infested ovum for 9months, you had no chance in life to be born smart.

You're fated to be Nairaland's foremost, indisputable motley fool cum renegade ïmbecile.

*You're a classless, priceless good, who wouldn't mind crawling on your knees stalking girl on Nairaland for PM

*A failed troll who is serially ignored and blocked on WhatsApp by teenage girls when he keeps requesting for nudes.

* An unlucky glory-hunter looking for online sympathy and pity-dates fr girls by declaring his mutated genotype after he has been serially rejected

* A poverty-enveloped bedbug who still uses a dual see Chinese phone

* A disposable human cabbage who came to Nairaland to lamemt how his mother was mercilessly hacked to death by her brothers and buried like a roadside prostitute

The only way I could explain your misery is one of your father's creditors must have swapped your destiny with that of a diabia's sacrificial goat.


Ask any necromancer, the happiest moment of your dead mother's life was the day she took my black, rocky dick into her mouth. She had gone on to starve your slobbering father of sex thence.

Why'd you think your daddy was asking for your paternity test? I slackened your mother's püssy walls and your poor daddy floated like fish pikin wen him mama waka leave.

Bloody reprobate! Your brother's choked her to death for glory killing... quite ironic from a family of peasants and knaves known for using their fingers and organs far more than they ever used thier brains..

You're the bastardised version of a pure retard.
I'm doing What the midwife who assisted your mom failed to do: murdered you and leave your ghost pending in limbo ....

Unedifying piece of human scum.
Your life isn't worth the value of a lizard's dung! The best you can do is avail yourself as a guinea pig for primatologist to differentiate pure humans from those who faltered in the evolutionary process still carrying 70% gorrila DNA.

Adulterated, skewed, bastard from unhinged mongoloids.

Maddened Chimpanzee[/s]

edimolu2:


Did not read through, straight to the thrash can!

edimolu2:


Yet with a face like this
Now you see how jobless he is and you know why

DriveByKiller:


The chances of you out-brawling me is as slim as the chances of your drunkard father's, pseudo-erect penis making your cock-craving mother cum.,

Your disses are so 2015, generic rubbish...

Take your own:


Your father was nothing more than a career criminal who married your mother as a prostitute by trade. The shallow gene pool had little chances of producing anything better than a miserable idiot like you whose destiny is to carry the family tradition of endless failures for yet again another generation, breaking new grounds by being the first on the family to register their demency on cyberspace.


Nature wants us all to be appreciative of how lucky we are each time we look at the li

BloodyWafarian:


.... And used as fertilizer to grow tall palm trees. Lolz.

DriveByKiller:

[s]Your dead mother read. Trust me!

When you admitted her death altered your emotional growth, I knew it wouldn't be long before you become part of the walking dead.

See, that's why your uncles spared your life. They say females corpse pussy rot first, so they could have easily stuff your little head inside her dead pussy and have the acidic STD asphyxiate you to death.

But they were smart, they left you to die slowly from the effect of the horrors of her death.

You died long ago when you couldn't woo a girl on your own street but ran to Nairaland to bagger Harddon for help.

You does when you become a serial PM-sending bandit.

And you died when a teenager blxokec you off from WhatsApp for nudes.

I'm putting the last mail on your cheap coffin.

Your mama bastard spirit dey wait for you[/s] .

BloodyWafarian:


Stop regaling us with tales of your prostitute mom who got two degrees for whoredom and a third one for Mouth Gig. No one's interested in that bit of your family history.

Pathetic excuse for a human being! Brain dead orangutan!

BloodyWafarian:


Stop regaling us with tales of your prostitute mom who got two degrees for whoredom and a third one for Mouth Gig. No one's interested in that bit of your family history.

Pathetic excuse for a human being! Brain dead orangutan!

AlmiqhteeAllah:
... That would reflect the sheer magnitude of his grotesque ugliness and calamitious imbecility.

AlmiqhteeAllah:
... That would reflect the sheer magnitude of his grotesque ugliness and calamitious imbecility.

DriveByKiller:
[s]Finally na Albino your mama settle for last last.... Seems she's from an Ósu lineage in Imo state...

Mr Okeke Anthony Munachi..

If your mother would spread her legs for an albino, then she could equally do a leprosy sufferer too.


They both have skin mutations. And she will only charge the later a tad higher [/s]

BloodyWafarian:


Hahahahaha. His ugliness is way outta this world. Sincerely if I were him, I would sooner have my head in a noose than hurt the sensibilites of folks who has have the misfortune of seeing my horrible face.

But still, his face could be used for the construction of halloween masks.

BloodyWafarian:


Crap! Crap! Crap! Megacrap!

You are as weak as your father's penile erection who couldn't reach the depth of your mum's wizened pussy before he got hit by a speeding truck.

Anuofia!

DriveByKiller:

[s]Don't ever call someone ugly again, you black, skinny dwarfish Shrek with visible rib cage[/s]

BloodyWafarian:


Hahahahaha. His ugliness is way outta this world. Sincerely if I were him, I would sooner have my head in a noose than hurt the sensibilites of folks who has the misfortune of seeing my horrible face.

But still, his face could be used for the construction of halloween masks.

AlmiqhteeAllah:
My picture is on my profile, you grotesque-looking miserable soul. I do not share your baboon DNA. Ugliness is your family trademark, and as bonus to this free gift of nature, you losers are branded with stupidity at birth. Ugly buffoon fücked up by the irunmoles. The heavenly Michaelangelo was unfair to you in the most heartless manner. He carved your legs like bows and gave your head an irregular shape. Your entire body formation is an insult to the concept of symmetry.

Even vultures would reject you with passionate hatred in a beauty pageant organised in the jungle.

edimolu2:


See him applying much pressure on his rebuttals, the dimwitted bastard doesn't know he has lost every form of credibility and relevance

A 40 year old , running dissing shiit at this time , and you expect this child-like thinking-mind to control a family? Where would he beget such brains and maturity? We should all sympathize with him, life got him by the balls too hard, and being 40 is late for him to pick up the crumbs of his life and start all over hence the anger and fustration

AlmiqhteeAllah:


He's weeping. Ugly goat.

DriveByKiller:
[s]Your mother's is still alive and you're begging Mimzyy 5k to reactivate your account?

Seems the greatest offer mother's vagina ever commanded was from your Albino father whose physical deformity can only fetch him a job as a night guard since albinos are like vampires always running from the sun [/s]

AlmiqhteeAllah:
So they're THREE!

Isn't it supposed to be one nigga operating three handles? Mentally unstable idiot.

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Hahahaha.

Or he could be made the gatekeeper of hell as a way of emphasizing for the unfortunate ones, the sheer grimness of their fate. What a disgusting creature.

AlmiqhteeAllah:
So they're THREE!

Isn't it supposed to be one nigga operating three handles? Mentally unstable idiot.

BloodyWafarian:

ROTFLMAO. Even our very own Obasanjo would discriminate against him.

Damn. Dude resisted all the contraceptive pills her whoring mum took and still found a way to snake his way through anus, sniffed on enough shiit he ended up with a shit-filled brain...

DriveByKiller:
is your albinism affecting your cognition too? Or the head banging you received has caused you temporal amnesia?

Your mother is good proof why females should still be circumcised.

The bîtxh got an itching clitóris fathering emotional bipolar mutants everywhere even dropping one off on Nairaland.

God go punish that woman

BloodyWafarian:

ROTFLMAO. Even our very own Obasanjo would discriminate against him.

Damn. Dude resisted all the contraceptive pills her whoring mum took and still found a way to snake his way through anus, sniffed on enough shiit he ended up with a shit-filled brain...

edimolu2:

This one is already mis-quoting oooo, blind-bat...been typing hogwash ever since....no life , no money , no job, suicide is your next resort...ode

edimolu2:

That guy dumb no be small, unstable-idiot, see him praising himself, such self-pity...this one is chronically sick ooooo...

BloodyWafarian:

ROTFLMAO. Even our very own Obasanjo would discriminate against him.

Damn. Dude resisted all the contraceptive pills his whoring swallowed just so she could shit focus to her prostitute business, but the changeling still found a way to snake his way through her anus, sniffed on enough shiit he ended up with a shit-filled brain...