gypsey:
I have flown local numerous times from Abuja to Enugu, and i don't remember witnessing such,

you lost to a chinese gyal? i don't believe it. chinese girls bums are ussually as flat as frying pans, trust me i know!
was martin at the competition? and why wasn't i invited?
i think you should demand for a rematch, i would like to see that ass at twerk once again .

Hahahahah frying pan's ur mouth eh gypsey

Gypsey if u see Nyansh eh,shaybebaby con dey laugh even when the girl dey defeat her
If u see Nyansh

Nor worry she go enter country January,if u will still be around I will lure her into twerking when we go to the beach

gypsey:
I have flown local numerous times from Abuja to Enugu, and i don't remember witnessing such,

you lost to a chinese gyal? i don't believe it. chinese girls bums are ussually as flat as frying pans, trust me i know!
was martin at the competition? and why wasn't i invited?
i think you should demand for a rematch, i would like to see that ass at twerk once again .

The chinko girl oversabi to much Jare.
She was just shaking her back and shyness come catch me. I collect prize for runner up sha, won a bottle of rum but for real though, shame catch me.

eagleonearth:
your siggy is culled from "the last Don"

yes bro..one of my favourite movie and novel after the Godfather .It was one of the Don Clerriquzio's favourite quote and if u go through the quote u will see what he says is the truth.the Don was a very wise man.

Martin0:


U mean say u nor go fly local,I like that

it was my first time,and my friends paid for the flight

Who's Ryanair?
I ve told you to come let me give u teaching on twerking

Hian,gypsey nor be small tin ooo,one small chinese girl jus defeat her for common twerking ooo,
Shay shay,come make I dey teach u,come and practice ur twerking with me,no big deal

Ryanair is one yeye airline here Jare where it's like flying molue. To check in bag, na pay. Chop on the flight, pay or you bring your own food, even water, it's not free. There was a time they wanted to start charging one pound to use the toilet on board, that was when everyone was like Ahn Ahn now, kilode?

Martin0:



Hahahahah frying pan's ur mouth eh gypsey

Gypsey if u see Nyansh eh,shaybebaby con dey laugh even when the girl dey defeat her
If u see Nyansh

Nor worry she go enter country January,if u will still be around I will lure her into twerking when we go to the beach

Most likely it will be February. Will be able to stay a week as i will be coming without Noah.

The laugh I laughed in that twerking competition was to cover my shame o, if not na cry be that. I just bluffed it.

shaybebaby:

The chinko girl oversabi to much Jare.
She was just shaking her back and shyness come catch me. I collect prize for runner up sha, won a bottle of rum but for real though, shame catch me.

** falls of coconut tree**

gypsey:
** falls of coconut tree**

Abeg drag one coconut come as you dey fall.

shaybebaby:

Ryanair is one yeye airline here Jare where it's like flying molue. To check in bag, na pay. Chop on the flight, pay or you bring your own food, even water, it's not free. There was a time they wanted to start charging one pound to use the toilet on board, that was when everyone was like Ahn Ahn now, kilode?

for real? you are kidney me! i have never flown Ryanair, i have flown EasyJet though, i hear Ryanair has gone bankrupt Anyway.

shaybebaby:

Abeg drag one coconut come as you dey fall.

Na from una (black women) chinko girls learn twerking from naa! so i don't blame the chinko gyal.

Oya! shift make i fall with the coconut.

shaybebaby:

Most likely it will be February. Will be able to stay a week as i will be coming without Noah.

The laugh I laughed in that twerking competition was to cover my shame o, if not na cry be that. I just bluffed it.

Eh febru gini,na wa ooo nor come again abag
Gypsey go don return back by then,and I may return aswell

You will not even come with Noah?na wa for u oooo,u wan jus con do oshelenge abi
Shericoco babe

Why will u not come with Noah?

shaybebaby:

Ryanair is one yeye airline here Jare where it's like flying molue. To check in bag, na pay. Chop on the flight, pay or you bring your own food, even water, it's not free. There was a time they wanted to start charging one pound to use the toilet on board, that was when everyone was like Ahn Ahn now, kilode?

Na wa ooo,are u sure it not owned by an igbo man

So Airline wey nor dey do well like Airike even dey that side,no wonder them also dey misbehave here also coz it also happen's there

Martin0:


Eh febru gini,na wa ooo nor come again abag
Gypsey go don return back by then,and I may return aswell

You will not even come with Noah?na wa for u oooo,u wan jus con do oshelenge abi
Shericoco babe

Why will u not come with Noah?

Because the stress will be too much and I have many people to see. Will prefer to do that when he's a bit older. Also do not want him to miss school as he's already had a holiday this school year and missed a week.

gypsey:
for real? you are kidney me! i have never flown Ryanair, i have flown EasyJet though, i hear Ryanair has gone bankrupt Anyway.

Not sure about bankruptcy, I know they cancelled lots of flight recently but they are still in operation as far as I know.
Easyjet is a bit better and now they fly from my hood (southend) so I reckon I'll be using them again in the not too distant future. You should do the same, I've been told it's a breeze getting through that airport. No long thing like stansted or Gatwick.

gypsey:
Na from una (black women) chinko girls learn twerking from naa! so i don't blame the chinko gyal.

Oya! shift make i fall with the coconut.

Correct guy, don't let it break on your way down.

shaybebaby:

Because the stress will be too much and I have many people to see. Will prefer to do that when he's a bit older. Also do not want him to miss school as he's already had a holiday this school year and missed a week.

Hian,u don't want him to miss school abi,that now ur excuse now okk...

Erhm bring him we will hangout together,or we might even stay home together...
Anymore stress again..

Martin0:


Na wa ooo,are u sure it not owned by an igbo man

So Airline wey nor dey do well like Airike even dey that side,no wonder them also dey misbehave here also coz it also happen's there

Na one Irish guy get the airline. The plus side though is that you fit reach mainland Europe for like 30 pounds return. The tickets themselves are cheap but all you get is seat and one small hand luggage. Anything else na extra payment and them they wait for you to make mistake.

shaybebaby:
Correct guy, don't let it break on your way down.

gypsey:
Na from una (black women) chinko girls learn twerking from naa! so i don't blame the chinko gyal.

Oya! shift make i fall with the coconut.

Biology
Carry go ee

Martin0:


Hian,u don't want him to miss school abi,that now ur excuse now okk...

Erhm bring him we will hangout together,or we might even stay home together...
Anymore stress again..

Abeg, the boy get wahala. I cannot be packing toys, food wey him go chop, be worrying about whether light go dey to charge him tablet, if WiFi go dey hang. Because if those things no set the way he sabi am, na real yawa for me be dat.
I cannot kee myself.

Pikin wey him papa carry commot go Portugal, when he got there he started crying that he wanted to go home. Even yesterday that was his birthday, it was wahala because he didn't want it, he wanted it to be Christmas already.

He may be cute to look at but he get plenty trouble.

gypsey:
** falls of coconut tree**

if u see nyansh God
I say Nyansh was like ''yurkur yurkur''

Nyansh dey looks like it filled with water in it

shaybebaby:

Not sure about bankruptcy, I know they cancelled lots of flight recently but they are still in operation as far as I know.
Easyjet is a bit better and now they fly from my hood (southend) so I reckon I'll be using them again in the not too distant future. You should do the same, I've been told it's a breeze getting through that airport. No long thing like stansted or Gatwick.

Okay, I am more of a City and Heathrow Airport kinda guy, but might give southend a go, i hear the Romanian gypsies and Nigerians have populated that southend, last time i was there was in 2008

Martin0:


if u see nyansh God
I say Nyansh was like ''yurkur yurkur''

Nyansh dey looks like it filled with water in it

you craze pass me oo!

shaybebaby:

Abeg, the boy get wahala. I cannot be packing toys, food wey him go chop, be worrying about whether light go dey to charge him tablet, if WiFi go dey hang. Because if those things no set the way he sabi am, na real yawa for me be dat.
I cannot kee myself.

Pikin wey him papa carry commot go Portugal, when he got there he started crying that he wanted to go home. Even yesterday that was his birthday, it was wahala because he didn't want it, he wanted it to be Christmas already.

He may be cute to look at but he get plenty trouble.

Yeah I understand
I am addicted to kids trouble that why I love them,remember his just a kid and such is life for him now..

If u nor carry Noah come I nor dey come see u ooo,coz Ehrm anyway..

But u self eh,anyway sha,
Why u choose february?
By then hustle don start ooo u know that

U jus dey visit like my uncle,those day's he used to come home sometime march/aprail
And when his home am already out to Ghana or abidjan

gypsey:
Okay, I am more of a City and Heathrow Airport kinda guy, but might give southend a go, i hear the Romanian gypsies and Nigerians have populated that southend, last time i was there was in 2008

Not really sure about that, don't see many nigerians in my hood or Romanians either.

Blacks around here are mostly Zimbabwean, and white community, typical Essex peeps. 2008, definitely a lot less blacks here in general.

Which one is city/Heathrow kinda guy again? Lol.
I guess it depends on your destination sha, but I generally try to avoid Heathrow, too far.

shaybebaby:

Na one Irish guy get the airline. The plus side though is that you fit reach mainland Europe for like 30 pounds return. The tickets themselves are cheap but all you get is seat and one small hand luggage. Anything else na extra payment and them they wait for you to make mistake.

Eh eh Irish guy,na wa ooo
Eh eh 30pounds cheap ooo; na awufe be diz na,no wonder gypsey nor dey fly with them
(Gypsey) called her to a corner mum you embarrassingg me,"shotup b4 you were born I ve be doing it".

Martin0:


Yeah I understand
I am addicted to kids trouble that why I love them,remember his just a kid and such is life for him now..

If u nor carry Noah come I nor dey come see u ooo,coz Ehrm anyway..

But u self eh,anyway sha,
Why u choose february?
By then hustle don start ooo u know that

U jus dey visit like my uncle,those day's he used to come home sometime march/aprail
And when his home am already out to Ghana or abidjan

January is generally expensive to fly, actually naij trips are expensive. Hence why I don't visit often. When I think of where else that money can take me all inclusive(flight, hotel, food and booze as a package), I generally opt for that.

Need to renew my passport as well and I know that isn't happening before the new year. I hate the nigerian embassy.

It's great you love kids, but then it's always easier when it's not yours, you get to hand them back.

Still as long as you are not hustling outside this planet, e go be.

gypsey:
you craze pass me oo!

my brother I nor dey joke ooo U need to see these Nyanshes ooo
Shay shay know say I suffer from Nyanshiaeties

shaybebaby:

Not really sure about that, don't see many nigerians in my hood or Romanians either.

Blacks around here are mostly Zimbabwean, and white community, typical Essex peeps. 2008, definitely a lot less blacks here in general.

Which one is city/Heathrow kinda guy again? Lol.
I guess it depends on your destination sha, but I generally try to avoid Heathrow, too far.

i meant heathrow and city is near me. as i dey london.

Martin0:


Eh eh Irish guy,na wa ooo
Eh eh 30pounds cheap ooo; na awufe be diz na,no wonder gypsey nor dey fly with them
(Gypsey) called her to a corner mum you embarrassingg me,"shotup b4 you were born I ve be doing it".

Loooool. Gypsey is a big boy nah, he can be dashing them big airlines his money.

Me, I'm just a struggling gal o, no time to be forming.

gypsey:
i meant heathrow and city is near me. as i dey london.

Na so.

Awon big boys.

shaybebaby:

January is generally expensive to fly, actually naij trips are expensive. Hence why I don't visit often. When I think of where else that money can take me all inclusive(flight, hotel, food and booze as a package), I generally opt for that.

Need to renew my passport as well and I know that isn't happening before the new year. I hate the nigerian embassy.

It's great you love kids, but then it's always easier when it's not yours, you get to hand them back.

Still as long as you are not hustling outside this planet, e go be.

Chai,see why I say women too go smart

Hian don't you have a home here ?why hotel na wa ooo

Well what u said is true sha,most of my friends do say same words base on the expensive flight to nija,and again chai embassy go stress yoù ooo
Sorry eh nor worry I dey promise u something when u show..

Yeah so it is,I wanted to adopt a baby,but coz I don't have breast,I opted out..
I will wait till I get married then pikin go yakpa everywhere

shaybebaby:

Loooool. Gypsey is a big boy nah, he can be dashing them big airlines his money.

Me, I'm just a struggling gal o, no time to be forming.

Na wa for u ooo,nor reason gypsey like that ooo,he don't just like those kind of old way's,so to enter and fly go con be surfer and stree na wa ooo,he can't just afford those kind of inconveniences when he can just overlook and pay for a better mean's of transportation(feel comfortable)