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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:25pm On Jan 03
In my honest opinion, I think the chicken crossed the road

* Because the filling station at the other side sells at normal price.

* To join the protest against Fulani herdsmen at the other side.

* To get a presidential ticket


Those are the reasons I could think of right now.

Please add yours.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by SirMichael1: 6:28pm On Jan 03
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side?? grin

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:31pm On Jan 03
SirMichael1:
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side??

If the chicken was a rooster, then its possible.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by TIDDOLL(m): 6:33pm On Jan 03
I think it followed the traces of Grain to the other side undecided

A chicken you called it.
A broiler I think....

Those things came to life for just a mission,to EAT.. undecided
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:34pm On Jan 03
TIDDOLL:
I think it followed the traces of Grain to the other side undecided

Good one smiley
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jan 03
To go and drink dry gin angry
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Sage7(m): 6:48pm On Jan 03
To have a one-on-one conversation with the guy in Cubicle 4 that refused him US visa

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Bossontop(m): 6:49pm On Jan 03
because d grass was greener on d oda syd
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:53pm On Jan 03
ChiefPiiko:
To go and drink dry gin angry

The chicken must be from that side of the country lol
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:55pm On Jan 03
Sage7:
To have a one-on-one conversation with the guy in Cubicle 4 that refused him US visa

lol.....to settle the issue once and for all. I actually thought of this.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:56pm On Jan 03
Bossontop:
because d grass was greener on d oda syd

I hope chicken doesn't end up in libya
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 03
SirMichael1:
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side?? grin
Must you always think dirty.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Gofwane(m): 7:07pm On Jan 03
Actually, the main reason why the chicken crossed the road was because it went to witness the signing of undertaking that prohibits men and women from slaughtering chickens from 2018 till further notice
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by SirMichael1: 7:25pm On Jan 03
Purebeerry:
Must you always think dirty.

What is so dirty about nature? The only time I should be getting a mention like this from a person is if her cherry hasn't been popped!

Furthermore, I don't think the chicken was crossing to fūçk, it was crossing to fūçk.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by FSFitzGerald: 7:35pm On Jan 03
ITS new chick has wandered away to the other side of the road and is cheeping for help...she's got to go get it ASAP
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Bossontop(m): 8:54pm On Jan 03
tolanibae:


I hope chicken doesn't end up in libya
Dont worry...it was eyeing Malaysia or Italy
Lol
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by NairalandCS(m): 9:22pm On Jan 03
It crossed the road because it was stupid. grin

Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 9:57pm On Jan 03
NairalandCS:
It crossed the road because it was stupid. grin

Haha


Here comes the chicken grin grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by mediocre(m): 10:17pm On Jan 03
It was running away from sars bro

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by daryoor(m): 10:24pm On Jan 03
some chickens are crossing the Mediterranean sea through libya.




some fat chickens are carpet crossing from pdp to apc.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by pcguru1(m): 11:17pm On Jan 03
tolanibae:
In my honest opinion, I think the chicken crossed the road

* Because the filling station at the other side sells at normal price.

* To join the protest against Fulani herdsmen at the other side.

* To get a presidential ticket


Those are the reasons I could think of right now.

Please add yours.

Do you know I just realized the answer "to get to the other side" means suicide, I feel like my childhood has been a lie.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:34pm On Jan 03
pcguru1:


Do you know I just realized the answer "to get to the other side" means suicide, I feel like my childhood has been a lie.


Trust me,the chicken didn't cross the road to commit suicide

Suicide is not what you think.it will tarnish your memory forever, not to talk of the pain you will cause to your friends and family.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:35pm On Jan 03
daryoor:
some chickens are crossing the Mediterranean sea through libya.





some fat chickens are carpet crossing from pdp to apc.







Hahahah

U get the drift
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:36pm On Jan 03
mediocre:
It was running away from sars bro

They tot its a yahoo chicken
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by yboy50(m): 11:39pm On Jan 03
tolanibae:
In my honest opinion, I think the chicken crossed the road

* Because the filling station at the other side sells at normal price.

* To join the protest against Fulani herdsmen at the other side.

* To get a presidential ticket


Those are the reasons I could think of right now.

Please add yours.
I think d chicken is looking for KANU and gej for scamming poor Nigerians

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