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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 7:18am On Jan 22, 2018
sekxyqueen:

real dots ..cheesy

they should keep lamenting, you have made your points like and clear..
Exactly. grin

How is it hard? It's my preference jare. I'm not a fan of dots, if you're one, no near me. And life is simple, but these dots won't leave me alone. grin



MhizzAJ:


It cannot nah....Don't mind them cheesy
All the guys on this thread with dot preek wan die

Lemme come and be going
Make dem die jare. grin
Goodmoney bae. kiss
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by MhizzAJ(f): 7:19am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Exactly. grin

How is it hard? It's my preference jare. I'm not a fan of dots, if you're one, no near me. And life is simple, but these dots won't leave me alone. grin



Make dem die jare. grin
Goodmoney bae. kiss

kiss kiss Morning dear
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Niggafckyou07(m): 7:28am On Jan 22, 2018
How did this make front page?! How! Oh No! How? embarassed
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Weirdmuzik: 7:29am On Jan 22, 2018
This one is mad and has no one to tell her.... been typing rubbish since 1960 ...
MhizzAJ:
Na wa
Some men are just empty
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 7:34am On Jan 22, 2018
MhizzAJ:


kiss kiss Morning dear
Have a nice day darl. kiss
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by KOKOwonder(m): 7:34am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:


Everyone say hello to one of the "Kanji dam" crew grin
savage you are.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by sekxyqueen(f): 7:40am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Exactly. grin

How is it hard? It's my preference jare. I'm not a fan of dots, if you're one, no near me. And life is simple, but these dots won't leave me alone. grin



Make dem die jare. grin
Goodmoney bae. kiss
fan of which dot..

they should carry their dot to sex doll
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TheOvercomer(m): 7:41am On Jan 22, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
Find a fine black skinny guy, they always do it better.

In my years on planet earth, I realized that those guys are penically gifted.

You don come here again. Later you go dey yarn say na only rich old men you dey bleep. The skinny guys shatter your heart so tey you come dey take advantage of old men and advocate for Male sex dolls. Chai. Abeg, Park one side.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by samuk: 7:42am On Jan 22, 2018
This Kenya guy in the photo has been all over the social media insulting Nigeria guys in Kenya, saying they should leave their women alone and that Nigerians in Kenya are poor and over hyped. He called out Kenya women for being too weak in the presence of Nigeria men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8f3SjEXOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqxBmYJFOyQ
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Neoteny(m): 7:44am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry

You've won the internet.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:46am On Jan 22, 2018
I've seen over 2000 diicks in my lifetime, i wonder why some female folks ascribe some men's " p " as small. In over 2000 deeks i've seen, i'm yet to see one that's extremely small. Pheew, perhaps it's a borehole

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by swizzdre(m): 7:46am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry
bros u dey mad form
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Neoteny(m): 7:46am On Jan 22, 2018
We'd believe her if she didn't Photoshop her image.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:47am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry



You're fvcked up, i swear grin grin grin grin grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by soberdrunk(m): 7:47am On Jan 22, 2018
Neoteny:


You've won the internet.

I hope the price is "cash" because Papi needs a new car grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:50am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry
You just killed me this morning. #Word though. grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Neoteny(m): 7:50am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:


I hope the price is "cash" because Papi needs a new car grin

Sex doll.

One that can accommodate pot bellies.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by soberdrunk(m): 7:56am On Jan 22, 2018
Neoteny:


Sex doll.

One that can accommodate pot bellies.



820k for "Doll baby"!! A complete fineboy like

me with two hands, when them never deport

all the girls in Nigeria or introduce Shariah law

abeg gimme the money!!!!

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Kaybaba5(m): 8:08am On Jan 22, 2018
donstan18:

Why u d take am personal?
Is your dick looking like "Dot"

Are you sure you are not the man she's talking about?

Nairalander.....
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Entom(m): 8:20am On Jan 22, 2018
What a world? People are no longer ashame of saying/doing certain things
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by AlanSugar(m): 8:26am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Honestly, judging a book by its cover is a stupid thing to do. Some guys with the perfect body dey carry crayon. God save us. grin grin grin grin

You like fûck ooh, see your Fyne face. Oya, link me up. Lolz.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by farouk2much(m): 8:27am On Jan 22, 2018
Gossiplover:
How do we know she is telling the truth.. Why will a sane lady come online to say a man's joystick is small If it's not just to insult him.

It is clear that she wants to TARNISH HIS IMAGE... Maybe he dumped her or they had an issue over payment.

I hope this not make FP before the man will come online to right his own epistle...

Lalasticlala all this image tarnishing posts is not worthy of Nairaland.
let Us Se The Pictured Size Of The Dick, Then We May Be Able To Blive
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 8:28am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Honestly, judging a book by its cover is a stupid thing to do. Some guys with the perfect body dey carry crayon. God save us. grin grin grin grin


AlanSugar:


You like fûck ooh, see your Fyne face. Oya, link me up. Lolz.

That's not her face grin She used someone else's picture
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by AlanSugar(m): 8:29am On Jan 22, 2018
mikeujoel:


Are you saying their pussy is as wide as an expressway? shocked shocked

Wider maybe. grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by AlanSugar(m): 8:33am On Jan 22, 2018
victorakpabome:





That's not her face grin She used someone else's picture

I thought as much but I couldn't resist the temptation, my bad. grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Josephamstrong1(m): 8:33am On Jan 22, 2018
And how long can you take the big thing?
After the fake moan, riding him and cums... what next? You either complain about another thing and jump to the next one.
Now you claim to be tight but on meeting you're more than 100km mileage. Have we called you out? Now why come online to spew trash? Go settle your differences and not resorting to some cheap blackmail.
NO FULL FLEDGED MAN IS A DOT DOWN THERE!
Then what do you say about infants?
Highest 2hrs you begin vibrate.
Boobs, curvy, assy, camel toe and all... No be today naa.
High time men begin use their heads... who cares anyway?

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by deransom(m): 8:43am On Jan 22, 2018
It just a simple logic, if a baby head can come out of a human body, you should batter understand that there's nothing any dick can do to a woman body, it an elastic part, it was meant and built that way. The bigger the dick the more it expend.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by holysaint1(m): 9:14am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:

How is the bottomless pit tonight? angry

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by sparkwil(m): 9:18am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Honestly, judging a book by its cover is a stupid thing to do. Some guys with the perfect body dey carry crayon. God save us. grin grin grin grin

Are you a nympho or something

See how excited you are
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by holysaint1(m): 9:28am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
With dot preeks. grin

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by idonuana(m): 9:30am On Jan 22, 2018
What then happened? Did he still f*cked ur p*ssy?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Brains1990(m): 9:45am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
With dot preeks. grin
Seriously, ur face resembles ur pussy. I want to Bleep u again!

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