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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by eebraa(m): 10:55pm On Jan 26, 2018
Olosho Olosho that's what you are and that's why you don't enjoy sex.Your mind is on the money you'll get after having sex.That's why you don't get wet when a guy touches you.No man will want to give you head because you are an Olosho

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by rawpadgin(m): 10:55pm On Jan 26, 2018
grin grin grin grin

They are stylishly coming out of the closet grin grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 10:55pm On Jan 26, 2018
When will you all learn to respect people's opinions? Even if it doesn't sit well with you, the guy is entitled to his opinion.

Most of you shouting hoes and whatever do same behind closed doors anyway.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by nextstep(m): 10:55pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jamariwolf4:

I'll get slut shamed anyway
Real men pay up without you asking,

That's right... sluts get banged for free, and ladies get paid. You're a lady, I presume. grin
Even the lady bird gets paid in ants and worms, so men, do the needful... think of it like watching Arsenal at the beer palour... it's entertainment and you pay to enter
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Daeylar(f): 10:56pm On Jan 26, 2018
If op is a boy then that's sad, cry I wish he really was a woman speaking his mind,

But if she is truly a woman. Carry go cheesy grin nothing does you abeg grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by KushLyon(m): 10:58pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
how much can you presently boast of in your bank acct?

You're trying to make fun of me but the joke's on you.

The class of men I roll with, you can't ever smell their shoes.

Because I exchange words with y'all broke nl boys. Smh.

The class of men you roll with, blah, blah, blah...meanwhile na the same fish smelling pussy wey u get dem dey rent for Benin with 1500...Mtcheew

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jan 26, 2018
Potential olosho everywhere grin grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Khalilsneh29: 10:58pm On Jan 26, 2018
dingbang:
So this is what your mother taught you ? You should be ashamed of yourself
Bros Easy abeg grin grin grin

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by rawpadgin(m): 11:00pm On Jan 26, 2018
Chikita66:
But you enjoy the sex Na, you are talking as if its a big deal cheesy.


Anyway I don't date broke guys.

And yes I know am broke, two broke people can't date cheesy.
where u! Remove that 66 from ur moniker.

Makes u appear like an agent of Lucifer grin cheesy
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by danniyal(m): 11:00pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
Your problem is bigger than the trumpet jesus is searching to blow

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Divay22(f): 11:00pm On Jan 26, 2018
Where are the yahoo plus guys when you need them grin grin grin grin
Op shoot fire, I dey your back grin grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Cowbuoy: 11:00pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
[s] how much can you presently boast of in your bank acct?

You're trying to make fun of me but the joke's on you.

The class of men I roll with, you can't ever smell their shoes.

Because I exchange words with y'all broke nl boys. Smh. [/s]

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by themonk(m): 11:01pm On Jan 26, 2018
makydebbie:
When will you all learn to respect people's opinions? Even if it doesn't sit well with you, the guy is entitled to his opinion.

Most of you shouting hoes and whatever do same behind closed doors anyway.
cheesy
Debbie my love, I'm sure that lady is a guy.
How about our randomness talk, lets complete it..lol

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by BluntBoy(m): 11:02pm On Jan 26, 2018
orbis:
I agree with her. Men brag about multille yansh they have enjoyed. Its only right you give her some money to mauntain that ass. If you cant keep a babe, ashawo no too cost. You fit even join hand with your guys and do merry go round

The friends I have don't brag. I don't know where this blanket statement about men bragging about yansh came from. Even Chimamanda, while stating the sort of feminism she is advocating for, said that she wanted women to be like men when they gather. According to Adichie, when men gather, they talk about politics, sport, business money, e.t.c. But when women gather, they talk about men. Adichie said she would like women to gather and talk about girlie things rather than men.

I agree with Adichie because the friends I have don't brag about being with multiple girls.

And lastly, that some men brag does not mean a thread such as this should be encouraged. I know Jamariwolf is just being a troll but we have kids on Nairaland and this info is just enough encouragement to delve into prostitution. Prostitution is bad for many reasons, the most evident being the likelihood of a spread of STDs and STIs.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Damfostopper(m): 11:02pm On Jan 26, 2018
op.... how much per nut...... say ur price.... if favourable.... I might connect you

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Divay22(f): 11:03pm On Jan 26, 2018
makydebbie:
When will you all learn to respect people's opinions? Even if it doesn't sit well with you, the guy is entitled to his opinion.

Most of you shouting hoes and whatever do same behind closed doors anyway.
The guy shocked shocked shocked ...No need taking him serious na
Revelation 100 vs 100 grin grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Elnino4ladies: 11:03pm On Jan 26, 2018
You are just an Olosho in disguise

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Khenxy(m): 11:04pm On Jan 26, 2018
Rebranded olosho like you



common carry you rotten pussy outta this thread and save us the pure hearted virgin the headache of your shii
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by mustafa006: 11:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
Safiaa:
Please fuuckk and collect your pay. It is your life nothing do you grin
Another one *in Dj khalid voice*
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Follygunners: 11:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
Black ladies and money from guys sha... they lack emotions needed to be a REAL female. It's all abt $$$$. I wanna do my fake hair, bleach my skin, blah, blah... Upon all the conservative nature of African ladies, Oyinbo ladies get dignity pass them well, well. Awon oloorun gbogbo. grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Veetee(m): 11:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
oh well shes not an Olosho, shes a runs girl, thats to put it lightly, she knows the kind of men she bleeps with.. rich looking guys
so if you are like this , believe me there are some guys that wont pay u just after the sex, i mean rich guys, they will just wonna give u a good time, so what will u do in such a case?...
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by solidmyk(m): 11:07pm On Jan 26, 2018
Mtcheew. Can you still collect payment after amudo charm is been used on you. ase oshi
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by dieBYfire: 11:07pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
Don't be ashame of your job my dear! OLOSHOism is better then stealing or kidnapping .
Anyways ... How much do you charge for TDB ( all package inclusive ) , and do you do party? My guy will join us but we will pay higher! And please Hope you have Big boobs and hope the VJay is a lil bit tyt( well alum can do the work).... If u ready forget long talk PM me and let's talk business!
And also incase you Interested in acting Porn (masked videos ) we can still do business!
Once again be proud of your biz , because you have a Gold mine and it is located right inside your VJay!
Wish u a successful straffing weekend cool

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by BabbanBura(m): 11:07pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.


Now you are talking, all those hide and seek game no bi am. The only part i don't like is where you said you are not an Ashi - tah! thunder fire your clitoris, with all your antecedants and now this threat, no even spoil your game say u no bi Olosho.
May u no forget say ya pussy no get spare, so as dey knack dey collect money mek u tek maintain am well woo and get manager who go help manage your portpolio cos one dey u no go fit sell again.
Oloshos wey dey gove this one likes and shares, take note my advise above. Get courage to come out too like this one so we go know una
- BabbanBura ave spoking

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Follygunners: 11:08pm On Jan 26, 2018
dieBYfire:

Don't be ashame of your job my dear! OLOSHOism is better then stealing or kidnapping .
Anyways ... How much do you charge for TDB ( all package inclusive ) , and do you do party? My guy will join us but we will pay higher! And please Hope you have Big boobs and hope the VJay is a lil bit tyt( well alum can do the work).... If u ready forget long talk PM me and let's talk business!
And also incase you Interested in acting Porn (masked videos ) we can still do business!
Once again be proud of your biz , because you have a Gold mine and it is located right inside your VJay!
Wish u a successful straffing weekend cool

Aro-mental. Yaba-Left C.E.O

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 11:08pm On Jan 26, 2018
KushLyon:
the only difference between you and olosho is that: olosho normally service clients in their brothel, while you do home deliveries....that's all

Lol Jumia pay on delivery.

Ashawo take away pack

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by xcllaxix(m): 11:09pm On Jan 26, 2018
Get An Oxford Advanced Dictionary,check the meaning of the word "Prostitute" and then compare it with what you just wrote...Thats all.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 11:10pm On Jan 26, 2018
Divay22:

The guy shocked shocked shocked ...No need taking him serious na
Revelation 100 vs 100 grin grin grin
Lmao. I know that moniker so well, he started as (m) and acted well like a man. Even trolled flamme during the saga. All of a sudden, he's (f) with these kinda threads. grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by mustafa006: 11:10pm On Jan 26, 2018
undercover holosho
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Hades2016(m): 11:11pm On Jan 26, 2018
dingbang:
So this is what your mother taught you ? You should be ashamed of yourself
na watin she learn on her own niiii ... She should be ashamed of herself , u talk am wella bro

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Thewesterner(m): 11:12pm On Jan 26, 2018
My body?My business?... E concern me? *A beg one more plate

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by dieBYfire: 11:13pm On Jan 26, 2018
Follygunners:


Aro-mental. Yaba-Left C.E.O

Shey owa alright sha?

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