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Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kelvin(m): 12:04pm On Mar 12, 2007
Wow, this is really getting serious,
I'm tongue tied lipsrsealed
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:05pm On Mar 12, 2007
Muki, yes o! That's the whole Idea! WOW! grin Real life witches on Television! That would be a money spinner, trust me!  grin   grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:07pm On Mar 12, 2007
razorr .witches from Nairaland will be entered grin free of charge all other witches will pay grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by tonmax(f): 12:10pm On Mar 12, 2007
Razorr:

Why should Seun delete this thread? I see nothing wrong with it. If you are a witch, or know any witches who might be interested, let us know, or just ignore the thread! Thank You!

I can ignore the thread. But people shouldn't take advantage of other people. Nigerians are so sensitive to money.
Dont tempt the susceptible ones.
Cheers!
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:13pm On Mar 12, 2007
tonmax:

I can ignore the thread. But people shouldn't take advantage of other people. Nigerians are so sensitive to money.
Dont tempt the susceptible ones.
Cheers!


well if they are witches .they can attempt .
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Raimond(m): 12:15pm On Mar 12, 2007
On a serious note,go to a local government area in Akwa Ibom State called Uruan LGA.Beleive me,that is the world HQ of witchcraft.These guys fly even at daytime,with no qualms.Witchcraft there is like the sachets of pure water you see littered all over Lagos.These guys will really help you.All the best my guy cheesy
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:16pm On Mar 12, 2007
mukina2:

razorr .witches from Nairaland will be entered grin free of charge all other witches will pay grin

Fantastic Idea!

I'm thinking of hijacking this idea from the author and starting it myself! WOW! Just imagine the profit! wink I would make the cash prize one million dollars!  cheesy
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:18pm On Mar 12, 2007
no hijacking sis take it easy .
we'll do the ads and split the gains grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2007
What the heck? If I have the capital to start the Biz, who wan stop me? grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:25pm On Mar 12, 2007
capital kei . .not unless you ar related to roman ambramoWITCH shocked now i see where that guy got his cash from grin grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:30pm On Mar 12, 2007
Muki relax! You don't need that much to start this business! By the way, haven't you heard that Roman is my bobo? grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:34pm On Mar 12, 2007
yeah i heard which is why you want to become a witch too . .

now i see grin grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:37pm On Mar 12, 2007
Spot on Muki. . . Spot on! grin grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:39pm On Mar 12, 2007
so when do we start with the ads .am sure we'll have many many contestants grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:42pm On Mar 12, 2007
As soon as people start expressing interest in participating! grin We need to examine people's views first! We shouldn't be too much in a hurry!
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:44pm On Mar 12, 2007
ok . .lets start with the advert thing . grin

i smell cash lot of it cheesy grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Razorr(f): 12:49pm On Mar 12, 2007
Make I go chop come back. Then we go come begin dey strategise, you hear! grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jiggo(m): 12:52pm On Mar 12, 2007
@Razor,
u must be an Ibo lady to av thot of airing it live, to make moni, inna, i bow o

Omo, una wan make i faint with laffter, see as folks in my office dey look me as if i don,
Haba, wich kind person b dis now? Wtin u need witches for?
Well try home Video Producers, They sure will help u out,
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, make una helep me o
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:53pm On Mar 12, 2007
ok . o grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by uche1(m): 1:48pm On Mar 12, 2007
hey guy, i will like to know more about you. halla at me
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by ehie007(m): 2:23pm On Mar 12, 2007
the original poster of this post should go and read THE SEVEN BOOKS OF MOSES he will find supreme answers there.
no questions. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by nikynike(f): 2:28pm On Mar 12, 2007
@ Jiggo,
Must u mention ibo huh? Dont you like money?Are you at home now?
You've also come out to search for the same money. Abeg.

They are talking about witch here. If you are interesting better raise up your hand whereever
you are you.The other big witches will count you immediately. cheesy
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by UncleLeem(m): 3:45pm On Mar 12, 2007
go 2 calabar, i hear witches fly there in the afternoon
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jaybaby(f): 3:55pm On Mar 12, 2007
Joker--If U see Witch U fit Stand?
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Nobody: 6:10pm On Mar 12, 2007
To the wanna be witch and witch spectator. U in benin u aint even repping B/C? don't ya know u can get the witches on top the tree in the Oba's palace. They only need 1 cowrie! and thats all Boy!
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by ggirl1(f): 6:23pm On Mar 12, 2007
I am sorry i just joined this nairaland and don't know who seun is to delete this thread. The guy is seriously in need for a witch so give the guy a chance. But one thing i know for sure, if Nigerian witches could fly out of the country, there will be a lot of witches by application.So ur plan my friend can't work. they probaly will need visas to fly to china(and tickets as well)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Amamensah: 7:32pm On Mar 12, 2007
which yoruba town have the most witches?the ibos that eat human flesh are they not witches as well.the ngwa people of ibo are they wiches.i know a lot about nigeria .my aunt once lived in ogun state.
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Typewriter(m): 7:48pm On Mar 12, 2007
Look no further, My Bros. cool cool
I remember that Snazzy once told me she is a witch, so i suggest u ask for her help!
in fact she cast a spell on me and it worked!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

but if she wants to waste ur time try

http://discoverwitchcraft.com/

I may join if future or as soon as Snazzy cancel her spell on me
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by bluenubian(f): 7:49pm On Mar 12, 2007
Typewriter:


in fact she cast a spell on me and it worked!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed



not only do i 2nd that thot, but i 3rd and 4th it, poor dude grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Typewriter(m): 8:01pm On Mar 12, 2007
@Bluen,
is there a way u can help break this spell ?
ejoor
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by ellab(f): 8:10pm On Mar 12, 2007
Seun,i tink u re rite.we need to cover ourselves with the blood of Jesus.grin
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by bluenubian(f): 8:46pm On Mar 12, 2007
Typewriter:

@Bluen,
is there a way u can help break this spell ?
ejoor


oh boi, u are on ur own grin

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