i don't want to freeze to death

hahahaha

winches do not freeze to death

they have thick hairy skin

@ kello what did you do to seun that he changed your name?

but they fly, up in the air, @ night  

lol, i served him fish for dinner

kellofish

when i saw it i was wondering who this was . .

debo you up for winch hunt to china?

Muki, who's paying you to be the ambassador of witches? abi is there something you're not telling me?

@ tornado, well done oh. There is something called schizophrenia - i think you should check it out.

you're in charge muki, i'm just assisting you and razorr

i knw i want to go to china, but i'm not that desperate 

mukina, go, come, then gist us 

J Girl i am just a show promoter now


Debo big man like ambramo[b]witch[/b] na form this venture he get cash from .

Kello i am not flyin .i am just findin potentila winches

Lol! Muki, they will initiate you soon. Continue your promotion and wait till you yourself start getting free transport to china.

me . .nah . .

i wont even be at the broomport when they are taking off

yes you will, you're the winch manager

well razorr will be on the ground not me .

i'll be collecting the cash

i'll far way from the take off

Wat in witches name is going on in here?

Oh! Did i just say 'witches'?

de witch obviously gonna ve stop in RED SEA

Ehh!!! Is this for real? You know, I have heard of stories where people go around the world on a loaf of bread or a saucer even.

This is sheer darkness.

i doubt it darling only if u could like build somethin up with science

I heard over the banana peel radio that some of those that went on a broom trip to China last weekend was left behind in Shanghai.
The resulting consequences; severe brain damage leading to memory loss, split persona, and multiple contusion.

@Angelheart
It's in no way real. It's all about African superstition or a mental disorder called Schizophrenia.

the guy searching for a witch, why don't u become a witch or wizard urself

man, this must be the funniest thread on nairaland yet!!
the weirdest thing is i cant make up my m ind if the dude who started this thread is serious or not!
if ure serious tho dude, i think uve hit on a concept (along with razor and muki, or something) that'll make u and i rich, note the words u and i
im from ijebu and enuff winches dey my villa, i sabi winches boku!, so if ure serious send me ur business plan and i'll hire u a witch, email me on simmy@rentawinch.com or mail an executive summary to the
CEO, RENTAWINCH plc.
EBIPEJO LANE
IDUMOTA LAGOS

man, this must be the funniest thread on nairaland yet!!
the weirdest thing is i can't make up my m ind if the dude who started this thread is serious or not!
if ure serious tho dude, i think uve hit on a concept (along with razor and muki, or something) that'll make u and i rich, note the words u and i
im from ijebu and enough winches dey my villa, i sabi winches boku!, so if ure serious send me your business plan and i'll hire u a witch, email me on simmy@rentawinch.com or mail an executive summary to the
CEO, RENTAWINCH plc.
EBIPEJO LANE
IDUMOTA LAGOS


Due to harsh economic realities; winches are quite expensive. to rentawinch 4 30mins u'll need about a million naira and for special duties like flying which is dangerous to their health, u'll need about 5million/hour. As the agent i collect 10% of all the monies that exchange hands.
thanks for ur anticipated patronage

well, I do know of two wizards, one's a boy callled potter or something like that. d other one must not be named!
all d benin witches r at the quidditch world cup,

Word out is that Potter gave the minister o' magic the middle finger. Someone needs to get 'em sonsa bitches to provide more Nimbus 2000s for transportation.

@ Bulga

I honestly think that such happen. I went to some church one day and several ladies started confessing that they were once witches. It sent shivers down my spine and believed them. Its part of the satanism religion.

Hoe i dont die of laughter with the outrageous posts on Nl
fly to china as a witch

@ Angelheart

Are you talking about churches? Didn't you know that they have become business venture? Most churches are not playing the role they should play in our society but making money out of our poor and innocent people. And sometimes they secretly and carefully organise dramas to entice people. I am very sure that the dramas (the so called confessions) you witnessed were carefully stage-managed by the inner circle of the church.

Shine your eyes, darling . For me as I can read and pray to God I would not let pastors who make money out of their people take advantage of me.

simmy:

man, this must be the funniest thread on nairaland yet!!
the weirdest thing is i can't make up my m ind if the dude who started this thread is serious or not!
if ure serious tho dude, i think uve hit on a concept (along with razor and muki, or something) that'll make u and i rich, note the words u and i
im from ijebu and enough winches dey my villa, i sabi winches boku!, so if ure serious send me your business plan and i'll hire u a witch, email me on simmy@rentawinch.com or mail an executive summary to the
CEO, RENTAWINCH plc.
EBIPEJO LANE
IDUMOTA LAGOS

hey oya simmy slow ur role
mind yaself o

you chop winch

@potentla winches apply fast

muki

opportunities like this must be seized with both hands o, thats how millionaires are made,
i wanna be the next Bill Gates, a winch contest !!!!! perfect idea!!!
especially considering the fact that im the no.1 agent for 9ja winches

you can participate but we wont share

my guy tonadoz have you asked all the old men and women in your compound? sure one of them will have the wesite as benin,s are professionals