See how interested in this thread we are,

think its got the highest responses and read,

So how many have actually put in applications.

there should be a head count of witches and non witches in this forum,

seun over to you!

why is this on the religious thread.
Winching na religion?
I have been laughing so much.
This is hilarious.

winch na religion oh, go ask the people who worship at the shrines

@Jalal I guess he's scared of plane crashes and want to export and import contraband stuffs. Oh Gad damn!!! I wish ma Great Great Grand Ma was alive, She would have done it for you for free. But i can give u her grave number, u know may b a lil nite visit. she might help. Why not try a Wizard? 

Coleslove:

@Jalal I guess he's scared of plane crashes and want to export and import contraband stuffs. Oh Gad damn!!! I wish ma Great Great Grand Ma was alive, She would have done it for you for free. But i can give u her grave number, u know may b a lil night visit. she might help. Why not try a Wizard? 

ROFL.
Bikonu,I'm at work,I don't want to be fired for laughing on duty.
This is the only trade I know.
Winching cannot pay ma bills even if I attempt to audition.

Try Ota, Ogun State. Hope they're still there

I'm more a lurker,less a poster.But I'm curious, is the thread starter serious? A bruva wants to know.

Actually winch is a religion oh! It's called Wicca or something like that. We have quite a few in U.S. too.

Una who think say the topic na yeye talk, why you not disclose say you sabi go china like must nija witches prophecises. Could it be say true true there are no witches? The greatest lessons here is that we African do get scared of even our shadows and as a result, the whiteman is moving on while we are blaming "W I T C H E S OR OTHERS FOR OUR DOWNFALLS". TAKE MY ADVICE, THERE ARE NO WITCHES and they do NOT EXIT.

mado:

TAKE MY ADVICE, THERE ARE NO WITCHES and they do NOT EXIT.

I will only accept if you agree to take mine too

Take my advice - learn how to spell

u want to be a witch  do u really believe witches cn travel overseas overnite 

@debosky
thank you mr.english teacher.

just teasing mado, no hard feelings?

I hope you don't believe that oh, even for obodo oyibo winches exist plenty plenty

witches still exist in yorubaland,debo is one of them

Lmao @ Ogechi. It's not only yorubaland abeg.

But if you don't believe in witches, let's even find this tornado guy. Have you noticed that he's been scarce since this topic was created? Maybe they've gone to Mouth no fit kill person.

j-girl:

Lmao @ Ogechi. It's not only yorubaland abeg.

But if you don't believe in witches, let's even find this tornado guy. Have you noticed that he's been scarce since this topic was created? Maybe they've gone to Mouth no fit kill person.

lmao

j-girl:

Actually winch is a religion oh! It's called Wicca or something like that. We have quite a few in U.S. too.

Did you say "we" as in "You".
HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!
Winches power
powerless power!!

hey Razorr hope you remember our deal o

some witches have contacted me
babyosisi wetin u dey do for here

what mukina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
are yu guys about to start your operation?
let me warn you,my blood is bitter O

babyosisi, no oh! We as in US residents. Me ke?

i have been flying around since 1765. I'm glad we wizards are now gaining ground.

If any of u wants to fly, send some money into my offshore account i will contact u for Ur initiation.

any one interested?

WWW

Worldwide Web Of Witches.

While you guys are here drolling, Tornados or wateva just arrived with his first set og goods from China! Guess what they are

If you are the witch who tried to contact me yesterday please be more specific. At the market yesterday when i walked passed a parrot, am sure the parrot said something like "Nairaland". Maybe its me who was paranoid, but i thought i heard the parrot say "Nairaland". If you are the one, (you know yourself) please how do i know you? Be more specific next time. What do you say to a "parrot" witch? Please the witches here let me know how you greet each other. Thanks.

@Tornadoz
You better go to the nearest psychiatric hospital in your area, the staff are all witches and wizards. They are very qualified to educate you about witchery. So stop wasting your time on the net. Go there and find all what you are searching for.

Told u guys he was back. Ask him what he brought back,

babyosisi:

what mukina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
are yu guys about to start your operation?
let me warn you,my blood is bitter O

bitter blood is what is needed

pass ur application to me

r u for real?

To fly to China, you need a witch that has a very fast broom. Something like the Nimbus 2000!

make sure it's not rotten, else u might find ur self in deep shit

ermm kellorah you interested?