oh lord jesus cast all this witches here.

this one pass me oooo.

winch!

Tornadoz the chairman of nairaland witches association don land oh! the Winch-In-Chief herself Ikamefa

debosky:

Tornadoz the chairman of nairaland witches association don land oh! the Winch-In-Chief herself Ikamefa

God punish you!

how many epople are interested .we want to start runnig the ads

Ika6 is interested, she's the head-winch of nairaland

As they are dropping their applications - i will start pleading the blood of Jesus upon this thread, that's if i come back sha

debosky:

Ika6 is interested, she's the head-winch of nairaland

dem send you?

maa be igi fun e!

are you kidding me? and why would you want to fly to china? to buy cheap rice or what?

na winch dem dey send oh, so i return d question back to sender

i am sure the guy was just playing around.most people here acting like there is no witches in their village. in this African, i am not surprised.

application forms are ready .
anyone interested must pls send  their winch cv

no amateurs needed .

experienced winches with at least 5 yrs in the business

abeg come along wiv ur registration fee, its 10grand becos winch no be small work o

zigbo:

abeg come along with your registration fee, its 10grand because winch no be small work o

hey sizbo when were you hired?

Where's the Jokes board when u need it?
Still ROFLOL!!!

why dnt he just take a plane

why U need witches

Na wa for Tornadoz o. I think say na joke before o. It seems he's really serious. If you notice, he's only replying those who seem to be giving him some answers.

Anyway, Razorr & Mukina, I like your idea! I have another proposition. Let's make it a reality show. "Witches West Africa" would be appropriate as a follow up to Idols west africa) We'll have 3 judges. I nominate Ikamefa , Snazzy and 1 wizard and we'll have Auditions in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Calabar and Ghana. Wetin una think?

There's a business am planning on starting but i need assistance. To succeed in this business i think you have to be a witch.I would pay good money for the opportunity. The privilege few who are members should let me know. The possibilities of witches are endless.The ability to fly to China at night and returning before breakfast is what am talking about.I need this for a project am doing. I tried searching  the internet but most of the witches i found were not in Nigeria, the nearest was in Cote'de'voire. As i said i will pay good money.Thanks for your help.

LAWD HAVE MERCAY!!!!! did seun advertise dat his members also offer advice on flying witches to china? too bad u specifically want dem to fly to china cus i think there was an ad for those making trips to Hong Kong, unless u can manage and catch a bus for the rest of the trip. 

Free:

why dnt he just take a plane

why U need witches

he's prolly on a budget but i think i read sumwhere dat witches are raising their air fares for insurance purposes.

there is not wrong being a witch.in the village is not easy.

Burn the witch!
Smite that witch!
Burn! Smite! Burn! Smite! Burn!!!!!

Icon:

Na wa for Tornadoz o. I think say na joke before o. It seems he's really serious. If you notice, he's only replying those who seem to be giving him some answers.

Anyway, Razorr & Mukina, I like your idea! I have another proposition. Let's make it a reality show. "Witches West Africa" would be appropriate as a follow up to Idols west africa) We'll have 3 judges. I nominate Ikamefa , Snazzy and 1 wizard and we'll have Auditions in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Calabar and Ghana. Wetin una think?

Icon, that's a very good idea! Witches West Africa! However, I disagree with the part about the judges o! I want to be the chief judge! We need to find sponsors though. I would talk to my friends in Naija Breweries and a couple of other places. Someone has to foot the Media bills and the Cash prize!

I Know a Coupl'a Witches. U cam mail me on lostpalz@yahoo.com. I ll hook U Up with them.

Ok?

Na Today?

Razorr:

Icon, that's a very good idea! Witches West Africa! However, I disagree with the part about the judges o! I want to be the chief judge! We need to find sponsors though. I would talk to my friends in Naija Breweries and a couple of other places. Someone has to foot the Media bills and the Cash prize!

OK, as long as I'll be the presenter. I'll be the one to announce the results.

What is happening here? Lord have mercy!

blood of Jesus.

pastor,rev.,eveng.dr. King must hear dis.

He'll flug or rather burn dis evil spirit out of ye.

beta repent nowwwwwwwwwww or helllllllllllllllll ,

winch ke? them don rundown tipe tipe

THIS THREAD IS FUNNY LMAO

BUT WAIT OH, WHICH ONE PEOPLE DEY yarn rubbish for? who tell una say winch headquarters dey Benin?abeg make una stop am oh. ah ha nonsense anyway the people wey say headquarters dey my beautiful benin, nah dem don go there before , maybe una fit help Tornadoz with directions.

Ok on a serious note this is a good question sha, it makes good business sense, it beats UPS or DHL lmao na wah NL

Blood of Jesus!
Hand of God!
Fire of the Holy Spirit!
Burn the witches now!!!

Hey!but why are you guys taking this with such levity? We'r talking witches here people. You guys are driving Tornador out of his thread with all these jokes. Lets be serious abeg! @ poster, don't mind them. Enuff witches for you at cheap rates. Problem is even when you are thru with them, they won't be thru with you. You wanna take that risk? If you are up to it, state it clearly, then serious minded witches and grand wizards too will start popping up, not on this thread, but on your doorsteps! Last time i checked though, Abacha, fela and okadibo were their victims. Adua yar'a was close to being one too. So, brother, talk now or forever hold your peace!

@po deep
lol no shakings,oga jesus hear you now

u must b one of them,guess u v finish all d business in physical world thats y u r going 2 the next level.