funny

Goodness I have succeeded in raising a suicide bomber in the person of Uncle Elrazor,I can't believe a loose screw like you will explode the way you just did at the expense of derailing your already boring thread,
Ha ha ha,hey little boy go get a life or better still go get laid so you can have some self
Worth instead of feeling like a Chris Rock over here.
By the way I thought you had been deported ?

propheT,my own problem is my JT.it embarases me @ d slightest sight of a nice lookin gal,upon d fact dat i alwayz give it wat belongs 2 it like 5timz in a week.wat do u sugest 2 reduce it?

hatch#:

Goodness I have succeeded in raising a suicide bomber in the person of Uncle Elrazor,I can't believe a loose screw like you will explode the way you just did at the expense of derailing your already boring thread,
Ha ha ha,hey little boy go get a life or better still go get laid so you can have some self
Worth instead of feeling like a Chris Rock over here.
By the way I thought you had been deported ?

Is that even making sense? Okay let me help you.

Father lord, please use your infinity power and unending mercy to please grant this retarrrrd the ability to think, make a worthy contribution and above all realise that he is a waste of space and better off committing suicide. Thank you Jesus for answering my prayers on his behalf.

Absu:

propheT,my own problem is my JT.it embarases me @ d slightest sight of a nice lookin gal,upon d fact dat i alwayz give it wat belongs 2 it like 5timz in a week.wat do u sugest 2 reduce it?

Peace be upon you my brethren.

No! No do that one. You have a talent, god will be mad at you [but haters will be happy] if you are to reduce it. I pray god give you the power to carry on. In the mean time, keep doing what you are doing.

Peace my friend. Remember say the bible talk am say "Go forth and multiply" and not reduce. Oya go do your thing.

Ha,Alfa Elrazur,
I'v had a problem lately dat hz defied evry knwn medication.
I'm way 2pretty and hv a pleasant smile, lately ths has caused traffic jam and serial accident both here and outside Nl.I want to stop the mishapz bt maintain my eye catchn status.

** Yawning seriously, off to the office.I'll be back **

Odunnu. Twice I don try sort out your problems, na twice the system don comot my post and delete am. E be like say your problem will require seven days of fasting to fight off this evil wey no want make I post the thing wey dey my mind.

Anyway, solution be say make you dress like eleha. [Eleha are those muslim women who cover their body from head to toe and dress in black or brown.]

Good luck.

Pastor ElRazor am in the state of dilemma, I have a guy that loves me but we are miles apart and I also love him too, but am falling for some one, wat do u want me to do?

Beautful.B:

Pastor ElRazor am in the state of dilemma, I  have a guy that  loves me but we are miles apart and I also love him too, but am falling for some one,  wat do u want me to do?

This one no be wahala at all.

You love the one wey dey far far faraway abi?

And you get one for close by wey love you too?

If so, you no have problem at all. In fact, the only problem be say you no get any problem. Just receive the love from both ends jare. After all, God want us to love our neighbour as we love ourselves. Oya love them both.

God bless you my sister.

@ ElRazor u too funny jare.

bless u

Thank you madam.

Please tell your friends, I will be here for a while, before I go to mecca for hajj.

May jah continue to jam u abundantly.

@Topic

I caught my best friend 'shinning' my girlfriend's 'congo'.He confessed to me that it has been going on for

weeks.What annoyed me most was that he was 'shinning' it as even his whole life depended on it.Sumthin i do

gently in order not to damage the 'cylinder' is what my best enemy friend is 'hittin in reckless abandon'

As we speak, am holding his 'shingosha' with my right hand while i am typing with my left.

Am so heart broken,how can she be so heartless?as for my friend-enemy am contemplating on wht to do with his

'shingosho'. I think cutting it off would teach him a lesson he wud neva forget but wait a min,do u think i wud get

away with it?

Tell me what i should do to his 'one eye monster'

NOOOOOO ! ! Not the evil one eyed snake. Prophet where are yaaa ?

o_0

seunbanme:

May jah continue to jam u abundantly.

@Topic

I caught my best friend 'shinning' my girlfriend's 'congo'.He confessed to me that it has been going on for

weeks.What  annoyed me most was that he was 'shinning' it as even his whole life depended on it.Sumthin i do

gently in order not to damage the 'cylinder' is what my best enemy friend is 'hittin in reckless abandon'

As we speak, am holding his 'shingosha' with my right hand while i am typing with my left.

Am so heart broken,how can she be so heartless?as for my friend-enemy am contemplating on wht to do with his

'shingosho'. I think cutting it off would teach him a lesson he wud neva forget but wait a min,do u think i wud get

away  with it?

Tell me what i should do to his 'one eye monster'

Hmmm. My local fuji musician talk say "Those who dey romance your woman behind your back, make you no fight them on. But blame your wife".

Omo, you cannot have a congo and not shine it from time to time, or shine it properly. As you can see, yah congo go go somewhere wey sun dey shine well well.


E be like say yah woman nah like a thoroughbred sports car, and you take drive am like an old man, you see it needs to be trashed and floor with all the buttons and accelerator pedals pushed so as to reach her maximum. Oga, nah you I go blame oh. If you don handle am properly, nothing of this nature for don happen.

As for the one eyed monster, please commot that kind thought for your mind. That is very unafrican and almost homosexualll like European. Another man should not be touching another man willy jare. Not even for revenge. Abeg let him go. You should thank him for doing your job properly.

As for your woman, well you fit forgive am, but you to dey shine the congo properly. Peace.

^^ since when did u become an uncle Small boyz of nowadays. Look my moustache oo

luizworld:

^^ since when did u become an uncle Small boyz of nowadays. Look my moustache oo

Since when did you have the audacity to question your elders? No let make I voodoo curse you. Post your issues for advice or go and wash the plates in the kitchen. Yeye boy, disrespecting his elders.

ehn Na a whole me u dey follow talk like that. . Looks up into the sky and mumurs some incntations
**suddenly thunder and lighting strikes everywhere and hits "Uncle elrazurs" cap away**
Jazz pass jazz so dont try me oo. .

Hehehehe!!

funny thread. my own b say i want 2 stop visiting brothels but still going there,

Uncle Elrazur, is there room for your P.A in this ministry? You resolve their problems, I run a "pilot" with them

arkinses:

Uncle Elrazur, is there room for your P.A in this ministry? You resolve their problems, I run a "pilot" with them

Oga please go ahead. I cannot solve their problems alone. Them forget say man of God like me have his on need too. I can't take a shiittt without one person asking me to pray for them. My mouth aches from speaking in tongue, so yeah I can do with a man who can bring in a new dimension.



In the mean time, consider you first duty by giving Deebsman1 advice. Don't forget to pray for him after.

deebsman1:

funny thread. my own b say i want 2 stop visiting brothels but still going there,

Interesting scenario. Deebsman1 derives pleasures in visiting brothels however he intends to break away from this habit. In my opinion, I will advise that he maintains status quo in the recent development of his ID being a perfect anagram of 1 Bad Semen. It is a well known fact that bad semen is worthless; ergo Deebsman1 is bound to face a lifetime of nagging from his mother-in-law.

Deebsman1's would only find himself in grave danger if he desists from the habit.

Moyola:

Hehehehe!!

i knew u wud b here , y u lafin u beta post ur issues 2 uncle elenu razor
cus i cant kip helping u wiv ur marital issue ,ave ran out of ur prescriptions  

@idowu
Are you still alive?
mo ti miss e baby mi

@EL Razur
Ok, help me out here. So, I'm in loff with this wealthy Ekiti man. .  . . but he seems to think I'm in love with his money. What should I do? Yes, I'm in love with his money o, no lie, but how do I hide that fact

FL Gators:

@idowu
Are you still alive?
mo ti miss e baby mi

@EL Razur
Ok, help me out here. So, I'm in loff with this wealthy Ekiti man. .  . . but he seems to think I'm in love with his money. What should I do? Yes, I'm in love with his money o, no lie, but how do I hide that fact

GATORS~!!!~~

. . . . Is sth wrong?

^^
Swallows

Nothing,
Just suprised thats all~

Idowuogbo:

i knew u wud b here , y u lafin u beta post your issues 2 uncle elenu razor
cus i cant kip helping u wiv your marital issue ,ave ran out of your prescriptions

Dunno whai he took it upon himsef 2 b Nlandz 'Agony Uncle' lol
Nywayz. . .na yu fit handle ma matta betta!