Moyola:

Dunno whai he took it upon himsef 2 b Nlandz 'Agony Uncle' lol
Nywayz. . .na yu fit handle ma matta betta!

Here is a verse for you to read. Jeremiah 5:21

Simply put, "They have eyes, yet the cannot see. . . . "


I explained I was ordained by the almighty after soul searching on Mount Sinai of 40 days and 40 nights, what is there not to understand.


Ask for God guidiance, I will pray for him to give you one too.



FLG

I am still praying over your issue, expect my reply soon. [s]Need to bath and shit then head out to find my daily bread.[/s]

Yeah yeah! c yu kan quote da Holy Book!
Lyk 'el' u were ORDAINED!. . .

190:

elrazur
please how can we deal with some nairaland ashawo's disturbin tha peace~

I have no problem with that. What exactly is your problem? Live and let's live jare. If nah one man dey disturb the peace now, I will suggest other drastic measure, but this one nah woman. Allow make she enjoy and sample everything and everyone around jare.

FL Gators:


@EL Razur
Ok, help me out here. So, I'm in loff with this wealthy Ekiti man. .  . . but he seems to think I'm in love with his money. What should I do? Yes, I'm in love with his money o, no lie, but how do I hide that fact

Well, the quickest way to solve this will be to use the ultimate secret weapon against him. Which secret weapon I hear you say? Well the best way to get an ekiti man to fall in love with you and change his view is to strike him where is most vulnerable.

First go to the market and get the finest yam money can buy. Make him a nice pounded yam with very tasty egusi soup with, or ogbonaa.When he comes home at night, serve him this at the dinner table wearing a see through dress and with your boooobiiiesss almost point towards him

Show interest in his day for a few mins, let him eat in peace and by this time retire to go and watch some saucy movie together. Do this three weeks in a row. If he do not propose to you after or hand over all his credit cards, then call me a bastarrrrrd. [Not that you will call a man of God a bbbastard though]

Good luck.

Elrazur baba tuale make i dey collect offering na

ElRazur:

FLG

I am still praying over your issue, expect my reply soon. [s]Need to bath and poo then head out to find my daily bread.[/s]

Hope thou hast not judged me. . . .

Thanks for the advice. After that, how much can I take out daily without seeming suspicious?

[size=16pt]OGA ElRazur,
I GET QUESTION FOR U.IF I WANT UR BABE FOR JUST ONE NIGHT.WILL U LOAN HER TO ME FOR JUST ONE NIGHT?[/size]

FL Gators:

Hope thou hast not judged me. . . .

Thanks for the advice. After that, how much can I take out daily without seeming suspicious?

Them say the soup wey sweet, na money kill am.

You are using his money to buy him food you go take prepare for him, I am sure you can figure it out yourself from there. A word is enough for the wise.

d bigrod:

[size=16pt]OGA ElRazur,
I GET QUESTION FOR U.IF I WANT your BABE FOR JUST ONE NIGHT.WILL U LOAN HER TO ME FOR JUST ONE NIGHT?[/size]

I am a man of God and as it stand, I do not have time for women due to my dedication to god. But I know a friend who know a friend that can fix you up with ladies. Let me know if you are interested.

By the way, he go cost you o. It is not free.

You didnt answer my question. And he does the grocery shopping, anywayz. I just use my expertise skills to cook am.

^ mami come 2 my zanga 4 counselling jare
razor don weak

FL Gators:

You didnt answer my question. And he does the grocery shopping, anywayz. I just use my expertise skills to cook am.

He should not be doing his own shopping. Your game is not right at all.

First things first, when his trust first and then come back here. Go in peace my sister.

Idowuogbo:

^ mami come 2 my zanga 4 counselling jare
razor don weak

My dear, na true you talk jare, I dey come. The bobo no even fit answer my question, na only teeth he dey shine.

ElRazur:

He should not be doing his own shopping. Your game is not right at all.

First things first, when his trust first and then come back here. Go in peace my sister.

Excuse me, why you trynna send me out. Arent you Uncle Agony?


1. What's not right about a man doing grocery shopping? Is that going to kill him?

2. How can I win his trust? I think I already did, but just in case. . . . how do I go about winning his trust and loyalty?

FL Gators:

My dear, na true you talk jare, I dey come. The bobo no even fit answer my question, na only teeth he dey shine.

lwkmd
razor blade jus dey rip u off , imagine u came bck 3times jus 4 solution on 1 scenario
iya al we nid 2 do is get high on high grade sesiminia ,den all solutions go begin 2 follow ,
dats all

See this ara oko, which one is sesimina?
Se inu igbo kan ni iwo ati razur ti wa ni?

^grandma
kai ,na me u bullet so
no b ur fault

na joke I joke. You know I loff you nau

FL Gators:


Excuse me, why you trynna send me out. Arent you Uncle Agony?


1. What's not right about a man doing grocery shopping? Is that going to kill him?

2. How can I win his trust? I think I already did, but just in case. . . . how do I go about winning his trust and loyalty?

Please stay after all, the bible talk am say "In my father's house, plenty room dey for there." John 14:2.

1. Simple, you are the one doing the cooking, and as such in a position to buy better ingredients.

2. Follow the initial advice I gave.

These na simple matters, why you no see am so?

1. It seems to me that you're trying to apply some kind of sexism palava into this? What is wrong with a man buying groceries when he is given the specific ingredients needed for that meal?

2. Cooking iyan and egusi is not going to gain anything.

Agony Uncle, you sure you sef no dey suffer from agony? [jk]

Okay, let him go and buy the ingredients. When a nice and younger looking gal gives him a helping hand, please don't come here to complain.


He is an Ekiti man, it is the way to his heart. You are indirectly calling me a bastarddddd, yet you havent even tried the tried and tested methods.

Wouldnt dare call you a bastard.

Problem solved, thank you, agony