So, when i just came (almost a year now), as body no be firewood, one of the hotel staff i lodged at that time and i went out one afternoon. We were going to the market buh the modaf**ker had to branch at a place which i knew nothing of at that time, he was like you wait there for me (while pointing at a park), i'd be right back. I waited, waited and waited, my guy no dey come ooo, almost 45 mins after, my guy came out tryning cleaning sweats off his face. He apologized and off we went. The second day (morning precisely) he came to clean my room as he is (or maybe was as i don't know what he is as at now) a cleaner, so he knocked, opened the door, and he all of a sudden started laughing, i can't buh ask the reasons for his action as i couldn't sight anything funny around, then charlie was like, oh bro that yesterday i mad you sat waiting on our way to the market i actually branched to f**k ashewo, i can't help buh join him in laughing at mabe my stupidity or his own smartness i'on know buh we laughed and talked over it as he swept and ceaned the room. I of course remembered the route to the very same joint. So i no talk. 8 sharp, man commot room, gave key to the receptionist and was like i'd be back. I go see wetin my guy see with my two native eyes.

Long story short, i sure located the place, i scout around, place filled with some old ghanaian p**sy(s) buh gracefully (or maybe luckilly, whichever come first) i came by this small gal. She was dancing in front of her cubicle, without invitation, i joined her and nothing is ever romantic than a fake smile you know. Shebi she kuku be business woman. She held me by hand and took me in (also faking smile too).

First, i insisted on her turning off the light, she was like you are not in your house, it is my rule here, there is a Tv, the brightness from the tv illuminates the room, and it's cool like that buh she no wan gree and she no wan release my prick which she was already romancing. I was kuku like lemme carry my 10 cedis go then. At least i will manage one old BBw, shebi it's just to release.

That's the first issue, she reluctantly agreed at last, she switched it off, she was wearing the CD for me and i was thinking of taking her to my hotel room for a night, so we discussed and we both agreed to a price buh since i (or probably we) was (were) already long, let kuku finish this one then another night for my rules.

Next

Buh before we started the thing, i saved her number for business purpose. And there we go. She wasn't all that loose, seems she started the business not quit long.. She was (feingning maybe) moaning and for about some time, she removed my something and said, i'm not showing signs of cumming yet, i was like you must be a learner (in my mind though) while i smile, i told her, she should wait about 10 mins more that i'd surely release within that timeframe. I can see the sadness in her eyes. Buh she sha have to satisfy me before i pay now abi? On we went again, almost 10 mins, this girl angrily removed my something again and she said you are using Naija style for me abi, there's nothing i hate more than talking in this world, i'd only fake smile. After her whole rants, i was like, you sha see this thing won't go down. Do you want me to go home like this? Impossible, i can't walk out like this. Then i explained to her that it's because i'm not touching things (by things i meant boobs), she looked at me for a while and check the time on her phone. Then she said that's forbidden buh if i can add 5 cedis then, just to satisfy me and that time is fast going, she hasn't made much for the day. Out of pity, i smile in agreement. So we picked it up from where we stopped and yes my hands on the boobs now. Pressing how i like, and before i knew what's up, this farm tool (hoe) was already caught up in her emotions, that was how she pull off her whole dress, and she gave me the GF experience, hugging me and drawing me closer anyhow. At a time she even attempted to kiss me. I was like udonminit. After some mins sha, i decided to help her ministry, so i put my mind to it, and within 5 min after about 25 or more min i sha cum for her.

She quickly put on clothes, removed the CD and was about taking it to (God knows where) when i rushed her and requested for my something. After 15 cedis you cannot come and still use me for ritual now. This time, maybe it's regret or sadness or just tired with my trouble i realy can't tell what's with here with her face. She just sigh and asked You are not Igbo, right? like i said earlier, even if i have to talk, i have to while smiling. I shook my head to answer No. Then she was like, i knew it. Then she went ahead to mention some Igbo names about three, and said they don't give too much trouble like this. I smiled and said within me you must be a learner. They don't call us a demon for no reason. She said she can't leave me the CD also for her own safety, then i insisted we do something to the content inside. She suggested throwing the whole CD inside a big gutter outside their camp, i was like Kolewerk. Later we sha both agreed to flush the content which i supervised thoroughly. After that she took me to where they do save all used condoms and i marveled.. This people dey try....

Anyway, i made sure i won the battle, as i was set to leave, i told her i'd call her in next two or three days so she can come for home service and this lady was like please don't bother calling me, i won't come. And please, you should delete the number i gave you earlier, it won't be that useful for you, i tried to re-guaranteed her of her safety buh all to no avail, she said she want to resume her business now that i should please leave. So i said no problem, i'd come another time then. She said we are plenty here, make use of another person next time. Lol. I just left the place laughing within me. Anyway, about five days after, i called, she cursed me in their language. Useless bastard.

So, they reuse condoms!!! Wonders shall never end

By the way, that 'd be the first and the last time i'd ever visit ashewo joint in my life. Amen.

Guys that do this frequently, i doff my heart for you lots.

don4real18:
So, they reuse condoms!!! Wonders shall never end

where was that written ?

zinnydan:
Next

what?

if you needed a girl to take back to ur hotel room, u would have simply gone to osu or vienna city. There you will see both ghanaian/naija gals hustling.

And bro no a*shawo go ever agree she strt business since.

Lwkmd this morning.

Say she wan kiss you, you was like udonminit. That made my morning.

IntrovertedK:
At a time she even attempted to kiss me. I was like udonminit.

ruggedtimi:
if you needed a girl to take back to ur hotel room, u would have simply gone to osu or vienna city. There you will see both ghanaian/naija gals hustling.

And bro no a*shawo go ever agree she strt business since.

not Accra bro. Kumasi. And what do i need naija girls for again? Bn f**king them since i was born. Now unto the next one. After i'm done battling all these Big ass ugly GH gals, then i'd bounce unto the next country.

If no be say i no dey understand french i for don enter Ivory coast go taste one or two even if na one week i go use there.

DanseMacabre:
Lwkmd this morning.

Say she wan kiss you, you was like udonminit. That made my morning.

abi now bro, who the hell kiss an ashewo i mean? Mouth wey person no know wetin she don use suck + lick.

Macopol01:
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lol. Where you people dey get all these pictures self?

ruggedtimi:
if you needed a girl to take back to ur hotel room, u would have simply gone to osu or vienna city. There you will see both ghanaian/naija gals hustling.

And bro no a*shawo go ever agree she strt business since.

How much do the ones in Vienna city charge? Na still Vienna all those white escort dey?

zinnydan:
Next

Stay off nairaland, you are still a kid

Nice story-telling...

I have a huge phobia for STDs because i have worked with several Disease Control & Prevention programmes...

I can't bang a prostitute. If the condom tears, you are literally screwed

Lol...what do they do with the used condoms ?

SarakiBukola:
Nice story-telling...

I have a huge phobia for STDs because i have worked with several Disease Control & Prevention programmes...

I can't bang a prostitute. If the condom tears, you are literally screwed

lol. they are called 'Professional Prostitute' for a reason. They are more clean of STDs than many housewives. No matter what you offer or who you are, Ashewo will never let you sleep with them without condom. And they always make sure to add some creams for easy friction and to avoid tears (as in condoms). You should probably worry more sleeping with your 'Fiancee' unprotected.

1Sharon:
Lol...what do they do with the used condoms ?

who knows. Rumour has it that they (in Nigeria though) sell it to the highest bidder (Ritualist) who needs it. Buh i never can tell what these people here do with theirs. Good or Evil, whichever come first, protection first. As a Nigerian, it would be such a big shame on me if it's ordinary Ghanaian that used my semen for ritual. Kolewerk.

IntrovertedK:
who knows. Rumour has it that they (in Nigeria though) sell it to the highest bidder (Ritualist) who needs it. Buh i never can tell what these people here do with theirs. Good or Evil, whichever come first, protection first. As a Nigerian, it would be such a big shame on me if it's ordinary Ghanaian that used my semen for ritual. Kolewerk.

I'm disappointed.

UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm disappointed.

see this my crush and ashewo thread na Like 5&6, I hope it's not what I'm thinking tho

Forzap:





see this my crush and ashewo thread na Like 5&6, I hope it's not what I'm thinking tho

wetin that one mean now?

UyaiIncomparabl:



wetin that one mean now?

absolutely nothing pretty just bants

UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm disappointed.

madam, why are you disappointed? Because i can't let ordinary Ghanaian use my semen? Hun